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59 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Next you're gonna tell me his doctor that claimed that was a raging alcoholic or something

Oh, shit--I know exactly what happened.  The poor doctor suffers from dyscalculia.  Trump's real weight is 293.

And actually, 293 looks about right.

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5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

#fakenews.  He's going to really punish twitter tomorrow morning..... Gonna need a special interview with Fox to placate that ego tomorrow.  

Are you serious?  He's just going to give some speech about how he is polling at "record high numbers, better than any other president in history."  He's completely untethered to reality.

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


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To Whom My Concern:

I have been the personal physician of Mr Donald J. Trump since 1980. His previous physician was my father, Dr Jacob Bornstein. Over the past 39 years, I am pleased to report that Mr Trump has had no significant medical problems. Mr Trump has had a recent complete medical examination that showed only positive results. Actually, his blood pressure, 110/65, and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent.

Over the past twelve months, he has lost at least fifteen pounds, Mr Trump takes 81 mg of aspirin daily and a low dose of a statin. His PSA test score is 0.15 (very low). His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.

Mr Trump has suffered no form of cancer, has never had a hip, knee or shoulder replacement or any other orthopaedic surgery. His only surgery was an appendectomy at age ten. His cardiovascular status is excellent. He has no history of ever using alcohol or tobacco products.

If elected, Mr Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.

 

Harold N Bornstein, MD, FACG

 

"astonishingly excellent"

It's fucking ridiculously stupid.  

8 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

To Whom My Concern:

I have been the personal physician of Mr Donald J. Trump since 1980. His previous physician was my father, Dr Jacob Bornstein. Over the past 39 years, I am pleased to report that Mr Trump has had no significant medical problems. Mr Trump has had a recent complete medical examination that showed only positive results. Actually, his blood pressure, 110/65, and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent.

Over the past twelve months, he has lost at least fifteen pounds, Mr Trump takes 81 mg of aspirin daily and a low dose of a statin. His PSA test score is 0.15 (very low). His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.

Mr Trump has suffered no form of cancer, has never had a hip, knee or shoulder replacement or any other orthopaedic surgery. His only surgery was an appendectomy at age ten. His cardiovascular status is excellent. He has no history of ever using alcohol or tobacco products.

If elected, Mr Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.

 

Harold N Bornstein, MD, FACG

 

He talks like a facg and his shit's all retarded

18 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

#fakenews.  He's going to really punish twitter tomorrow morning..... Gonna need a special interview with Fox to placate that ego tomorrow.  

Of all those how the hell is his highest percentage "respects rule of law"?

8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Of all those how the hell is his highest percentage "respects rule of law"?

Well when you understand that "respects rule of law" means "will deport anyone remotely mexican-ish, because they're illegals and murderers and rapists," it makes sense.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Well when you understand that "respects rule of law" means "will deport anyone remotely mexican-ish, because they're illegals and murderers and rapists," it makes sense.

exactly

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Of all those how the hell is his highest percentage "respects rule of law"?

I guarantee 37% is half what the next worst president (non-Nixon division) had.

31 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

 

If elected, Mr Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.

 

Harold N Bornstein, MD, FACG

 

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Respects rule of law: 37%

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3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Will somebody explain to the old how the twitter works?

Your mom's old.

22 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Of all those how the hell is his highest percentage "respects rule of law"?

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9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

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You know....I've put up with a lot of bullshit from Trump and the Trumpkins.  But fuckin' apostrophe abuse, man....fuck.

12 minutes ago, Chooky said:

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Holy shit, it’s Trumpkin John Kasich 

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14 minutes ago, Chooky said:

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Liberals and Islam suck's?  Suck is?  What the fuck is this?

1 minute ago, 27-25 said:

Liberals and Islam suck's?  Suck is?  What the fuck is this?

Or maybe something belongs to Suck, because Suck is possessive.  I imagine that Suck is quite possessive of Trump.  Trump is Suck's crowning glory.

Trump's latest poll numbers is a suck's.

15 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

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you just have to laugh.

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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apostrophe S..

what?

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 I really do think his handling of the McCain death/flag not at half staff issue hurt him with a significant part of his base. 

1 hour ago, Lagunamadre said:

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Are these shopped?

Obama looks to be getting some serious vert in that picture. Dubya looks more muscular than I remember and Trump looks like a caricature in a cartoon editorial titled "potato."

 

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

You know....I've put up with a lot of bullshit from Trump and the Trumpkins.  But fuckin' apostrophe abuse, man....fuck.

It's not just apostrophe abuse -- it's "s" abuse.  

Liberals AND Islam *suck*.

Can we just end the charade and dress the Secret Service in "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts instead of suits?

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Only Rasmussen matters because it's the only one that has him even close to high 40s in approval.

"My" people.
 
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Hey, as long as he tosses a few paper towels...all good.

SIAP.  

Although not convinced this is true.  Hard to imagine anyone vetting Dotus' tweets.

56 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Can we just end the charade and dress the Secret Service in "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts instead of suits?

How will the secret service dress when they are protecting Trump in Rikers. At least Trump already thinks he looks good in orange.

Can we just end the charade and dress the Secret Service in "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts instead of suits?

They’d blend in better for sure.

WASHINGTON (CNN)President Donald Trump's approval rating has fallen 6 points in the last month and stands at a new low among political independents, according to a new CNN Poll conducted by SSRS

Overall, just 36% approve of the way the President is handling his job, down from 42% in August. Among independents, the drop has been sharper, from 47% approval last month to 31% now. That's 4 points below his previous 2018 low of 35% approval among political independents in CNN polling, and 1 point below his previous all-time low among independents in CNN polling, reached in November 2017.

55% say he is unfit to serve
64% say they are not proud to have him serve as POTUS

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That or some kind of distraction. I’m guessing he goes after illegals in Arizona or some shit.

He’ll pardon some right-wing lunatic.

1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

That or some kind of distraction. I’m guessing he goes after illegals in Arizona or some shit.

Hurricane came at the perfect time for him. He will milk it like Luke Skywalker milking a sea cow. 

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hurricane came at the perfect time for him. He will milk it like Luke Skywalker milking a sea cow. 

He of Hey We Want Some Pussy fame or the guy that fucked his sister?

He of Hey We Want Some Pussy fame or the guy that fucked his sister?



Why not both?
6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"My" people.

 

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Hope he's not talking about the National Weather Service. I can assure you, we are not [his] people.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hurricane came at the perfect time for him. He will milk it like Luke Skywalker milking a sea cow. 

Pallets of Bounty are on ready alert.

Lots of darker people in parts of the coastal Carolinas.  Donald might forget to authorize assistance.

Motherfucker is up tweeting about the Russia investigation again and pushing a new conspiracy theory.

Why you do dis? 

42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lots of darker people in parts of the coastal Carolinas.  Donald might forget to authorize assistance.

idk...   There are a metric shitload of Trumpkins in the coastal Carolinas.  Remember if you accept federal aid, You're a filthy communist just like O'Bama!

 

Also I can't wait to hear the evangelical crowd explain why god sent a powerful hurricane to punish the sinners of N & S Cakalaki

12 hours ago, F250 said:

 

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Are these shopped?

Obama looks to be getting some serious vert in that picture. Dubya looks more muscular than I remember and Trump looks like a caricature in a cartoon editorial titled "potato."

 

 

He needs a smaller tighter watch....   

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30 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Motherfucker is up tweeting about the Russia investigation again and pushing a new conspiracy theory.

Why you do dis? 

So much for the anniversary of 9/11 being a time for national unity...sure 3,000 people died, but did you see those texts?

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