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Just now, TexArcher said:

They don't.  Some see him, and kissing his ass, as a means to career gain.  Some support his political agenda.  But I don't think there's a single person on this planet who genuinely respects this man. 

Mouth-breathing morons who think that's what an alpha male acts/talks like do.  That's his base.  

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

They don't.  Some see him, and kissing his ass, as a means to career gain.  Some support his political agenda.  But I don't think there's a single person on this planet who genuinely respects this man. 

Not true.  He respects him.

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Wishing you all a very special September 11!  Happy Terror Day to all, and to all a good night!

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not true.  He respects him.

Yeah, but he's crazy, so.

21 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Please stop disrespecting bleached assholes.  

Yeah, bleached assholes are cool, Trump is a wart-covered, dirty, dingleberried, prolapsed asshole.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Unless he literally was not on site, that's a fairly mild untruth, especially for Donald.  He could have moved a cinder block.  I'm not saying he rushed into the buildings with hundreds of now-deceased firemen, or even did as much as NYC celebs like Susan Sarandon, but in this particular instance, it actually sounds like he's giving more credit to others than himself.  (The fact that this is newsworthy is depressing as hell.)

He has never moved a cinder block in his entire life. He has never used a hammer to drive a nail. He has never cut the grass, cleaned a toilet, changed a diaper, even his own. He has never done a load of laundry, changed the oil in a car, or cooked his own food. He has probably never held the door for a lady or an old person. He is a worthless waste of O2. The world will be a better place when he dies.

OK, sorry for actually acknowledging what might have been the smallest lie he ever told.  Yeesh.

A friend of my gf (no pics) made an interesting comment yesterday: there are two Trumps - one in the red tie that you see out and about; the other with a blue tie, always in the oval office, and always sitting. 

Why are we still in Afghanistan?  Just plan on fighting a pointless war there for fucking eternity?

6 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Why are we still in Afghanistan?  Just plan on fighting a pointless war there for fucking eternity?

Lockheed, Raytheon, etc.... gotta eat.

51 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

How in the world does anyone respect this guy.

Party over Country

Why are we still in Afghanistan?  Just plan on fighting a pointless war there for fucking eternity?

Perpetual war for perpetual peace.

Half way thru Fear.

 

Gotta say, it doesn’t sound outlandish at all. Shit explained a lot about some campaign questions I had. 

Trump seems fucked.

40 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Why are we still in Afghanistan?  Just plan on fighting a pointless war there for fucking eternity?

We need an enemy. 

19 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Half way thru Fear.

 

Gotta say, it doesn’t sound outlandish at all. Shit explained a lot about some campaign questions I had. 

Trump seems fucked.

Saw Woodward on Colbert last night.

Motherfucker is a journalist/anthropologist, he knows what he's doing, and he doesn't take shortcuts or cut corners.  If it's in the book, it's true -- at the very least, the statements he cites are accurate reflections of those statements.  Maybe people connected to the WH lied to him in part/varnished the truth (no "maybe" about it, knowing that crowd).  Even then, he endeavored to cut through their bullshit.

Woodward is as good as it gets.  

Please stop disrespecting bleached assholes.  


Not that kind of bleached asshole
12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Saw Woodward on Colbert last night.

Motherfucker is a journalist/anthropologist, he knows what he's doing, and he doesn't take shortcuts or cut corners.  If it's in the book, it's true -- at the very least, the statements he cites are accurate reflections of those statements.  Maybe people connected to the WH lied to him in part/varnished the truth (no "maybe" about it, knowing that crowd).  Even then, he endeavored to cut through their bullshit.

Woodward is as good as it gets.  

Fake news.  Real book to hit the shelves soon.  WAIT!

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Saw Woodward on Colbert last night.

Motherfucker is a journalist/anthropologist, he knows what he's doing, and he doesn't take shortcuts or cut corners.  If it's in the book, it's true -- at the very least, the statements he cites are accurate reflections of those statements.  Maybe people connected to the WH lied to him in part/varnished the truth (no "maybe" about it, knowing that crowd).  Even then, he endeavored to cut through their bullshit.

Woodward is as good as it gets.  

That's Jack Nicholson. 

Woodward is Robert Redford.

11 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Not that kind of bleached asshole

 

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I just can't.  This is truly sad.  I knew members of the Flight 93 crew.  And that piece of shit is celebrating as he heads out to Pennsylvania to take part in a ceremony in which all I can hope is that he doesn't defile their memories too much.

Fuck all his enablers and supporters.

3 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

He watched, he helped a little bit.  Yeah he flicked an ash off his lapel.   

No way he was down there helping without it being recorded by someone on film. 

27 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He is such a pussy.

He's been canceling a lot of trips lately

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

He's been canceling a lot of trips lately

he on the no-fly list? heh

I want to read Fear, and I will someday.   But I picked up a book that was released today....and I can't put it down.  Plus, it's a nice diversion from real life:

 

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Oh, topic on hand...here's a pic that is in the prologue of the book:

 

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I gotta imagine if that dipshit tried to actually fight someone, it would look a lot like that.

Such itty bitty little fists.

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, bleached assholes are cool, Trump is a wart-covered, dirty, dingleberried, prolapsed asshole.

There went my boner. 

wonder how many flag-humping 'patriots' trump loses after the fist bump photo. you know that's going to be a tipping for more than a few

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wonder how many flag-humping 'patriots' trump loses after the fist bump photo. you know that's going to be a tipping for more than a few

Narrator:  None.  No, it won't be.

I think we've reached the bottom of his support.  I don't think it will ever go lower.  These people are dug in like an Alabama tick.  What was Nixon's final %?  Like 24%?

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

He reminds me exactly of David Brent in that video.

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wonder how many flag-humping 'patriots' trump loses after the fist bump photo. you know that's going to be a tipping for more than a few

Trump's cult doesn't love our country, they love Trump. Remember his whole campaign was that America was not great, and his people ate that shit up. 

5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Narrator:  None.  No, it won't be.

This.  Zero fucks given by the Trumpkins.

 

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wonder how many flag-humping 'patriots' trump loses after the fist bump photo. you know that's going to be a tipping for more than a few

They will twist that into he's so pumped up about America he can't contain himself. We should all be fist pumping all the time.

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

They will twist that into he's so pumped up about America he can't contain himself. We should all be fist pumping all the time.

Not to mention Liberals and Islam Suck's.

One of the more bizarre facts about the Trump presidency so far is he hasn’t gone overseas to visit any troops deployed in a combat area.

Former presidents and current senators do it all the time. 

It improves troop morale and usually a great PR opportunity for the visitor.

Trump should be all over that. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

One of the more bizarre facts about the Trump presidency so far is he hasn’t gone overseas to visit any troops deployed in a combat area.

Former presidents and current senators do it all the time. 

It improves troop morale and usually a great PR opportunity for the visitor.

Trump should be all over that. 

That would mean taking him away from the golf course.  

What caused the recent downtick?  His reaction to McCain passing? 

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

One of the more bizarre facts about the Trump presidency so far is he hasn’t gone overseas to visit any troops deployed in a combat area.

Former presidents and current senators do it all the time. 

It improves troop morale and usually a great PR opportunity for the visitor.

Trump should be all over that. 

You try traveling to these war-torn countries with bone spurs.  

This is why he's not invited to funerals.

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