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Jamie Dimon trolling Trump...

JPM CEO Jamie Dimon says he could beat Trump "because I'm as tough as he is, I'm smarter than he is." He also said: "And by the way this wealthy New Yorker actually earned his money. It wasn't a gift from Daddy."

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3 hours ago, crackamacgowski said:

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 Leader in the clubhouse   

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I would rather have Frankie MacDonald on the Weather Channel.

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I would also rather have Frankie MacDonald as president, so there's that.

 

 

Well he’s Canadian, so....

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

He needs a short month like February soon to break this trend!

17 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

His tie is also red in this photo while it's blue in his celebratory fist pump. There's a bigger version of this shot in the twitter responses, my eyes aren't that good.

6 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

How the hell is Puerto Rico inaccessible? Oh, and it was the mayor's fault. 

I guess he couldn't drive there with his motorcade.  Usually he likes to drive to Europe as well or that's what they tell him when they take him to the embassies. 

11 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

I love how the most anti-law enforcement administration ever  is accusing their opponents of being anti-law enforcement. 

3 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

I love how the most anti-law enforcement administration ever  is accusing their opponents of being anti-law enforcement. 

Their idea of law enforcement is simply arresting or deporting minorities.

2 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Their idea of law enforcement is simply arresting or deporting minorities.

And, if they had their way, their political opponents. 

14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

His tie is also red in this photo while it's blue in his celebratory fist pump.

He probably drooled on the red one, so they had to go with the back-up.

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Their idea of law enforcement is simply arresting or deporting minorities.

If any republican tries to come at you with their pro law enforcement bullshit. 

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1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

But I bet they Back the Blue

Back the Blue....unless they're investigating the White.

2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

But I bet they Back the Blue

Especially when the blue is killing a black.  

So I had to google what a shekel is. 

I’m telling ya, pretty soon a republican candidate is gonna call a Hispanic reporter a spic. 

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Sounds like Eric has Woodward and Bernstein mixed up. 

10 shekels Jared taught him the word "shekel".

Woodward shames his race by looking like an old Jew. Looks like a duck. Walks like a duck. Charge the duck with treason!

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31 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

So I had to google what a shekel is. 

I’m telling ya, pretty soon a republican candidate is gonna call a Hispanic reporter a spic. 

I have a bunch of leftover shekels in a drawer. Csb but I’ll send them to the Soros liberal media cabal 

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1 minute ago, Washpark said:

 

Not even close to Chuck E. Cheese Dotard.  That one should win a Pulitzer or something.

2 hours ago, Lurch said:

 

No way that's Fox News. Her skirt is way too long and that goes against the Fox dress code for female hosts. 

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

So I had to google what a shekel is. 

I’m telling ya, pretty soon a republican candidate is gonna call a Hispanic reporter a spic. 

You don't read the bible much, do you? That's where I first heard about that currency. 

For example, according to Deuteronomy 22:28-29, if a man rapes an unbetrothed virgin daughter of another man, it's all good as long as he pays the father 50 shekels of silver, marries the daughter, and never divorces her. It also stipulates that the rape has to be discovered so presumably if nobody finds out about it then the rapist is free to go on his merry way. 

But to be safe, always use protection. Never leave home without your 50 shekels. 

 

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Is that a young Paul Manafort?

43 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Yeah, fundraising is a year-round event now, but this, a few days before a catastrophic hurricane striking the United States, is incredibly tone deaf.

 

 

He's still a piece of shit, but to be fair, I'm sure that was scheduled months ago.

58 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

 

 

JFC. 

27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah, fundraising is a year-round event now, but this, a few days before a catastrophic hurricane striking the United States, is incredibly tone deaf.

 

 

Is it even legal?  Charging $70,000 for your photo with the president.  They're not even pretending to hide their corruption.

$35k for two well done steaks w ketchup? Fuck, I should start a GOP PAC. Fleece the rich and retire at 30.

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What. The. Fuck. I think I'm ready for the bombs. We need to be eradicated

So seventy grand for a ten second couple's photo op with orange cheeto? Stormy got cheated. She had to be raw dogged for only $130K, and that must've taken at least 10 minutes when you count how long it took the fat fuck to get out of his sansabelt slacks.

14 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Is it even legal?  Charging $70,000 for your photo with the president.  They're not even pretending to hide their corruption.

[Anastasis]To be fair, both parties pull this shit.[/Anastasis]

Remember when everyone was up in arms at the Clintons for selling overnight stays in the Lincoln bedroom?

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19 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Hmmm.....something was happening in June/July/August.  I can't quite put my finger on it.

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