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29 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

How long until Trump tries to take credit for Hurricane Florence being downgraded to a tropical storm?

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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Trump hasn't been that lean since the 80s and that was probably because he was doing a lot of blow.  

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Alcoholic brother named Fred, I believe.

 

Edit.  Who passed away a drunk at 43.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Tom said:

 

I think I read somewhere it had to do with him seeing what it did to his brother, who died of alcoholism.

If that's the case, then I needed to go to the say something positive about Trump thread. That I respect. Everything else however...

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Joe Rogan has a theory on his podcast that he's still addicted to speed, which apparently he abused at some point in the 1980s or 1990s when it was prescribed to him as a weight loss drug.

I would be surprised if he and Ivana weren't snorting coke together back in the day. I can believe he doesn't drink but Jimmy Kimmel's "Drunk Donald Trump" is pretty hysterical. If you haven't seen it, you're missing out. 

 

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53 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

How about Celestials?  Is that ok to use? Cocksucker.

I'm no Sweh-jin

Holy shit, he can't stop going there.  He not only has to tell the world how much of a snowflake he is, but how much of a moron he is as well.

I hope he books his Trump 2020 fundraiser at Pyle Field.  Put the aggy faithful out there for everybody to see.

The President of the United States, in the span of a year or two, has tried to make Alex Jones and Geraldo Rivera relevant.  

 

3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Pick some mundane item that people 30 rungs down the org chart are handling as ordinary business and let him think he’s “managing” it and that he can take credit for it as some kind of great example of leadership.

Great idea!

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6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

70% of PR had no power.....BEFORE the hurricane?  That's an interesting....."fact."  I mean, we know it's bullshit, but where in the FUCK did he get it?

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wait...you guys are telling me he is not plastered in this pic??

Donald ain’t a drinker. He would be less fucked up as a drunk.

10 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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wait...you guys are telling me he is not plastered in this pic??

Post-coital.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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hands at 2x scale for some reason

Give him credit. He’s rebuilding electrical stuff. 

 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That motherfucker needs to be punched, no way around it.

Gotta build that wall coming next

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Gotta build that wall coming next

Your thoughts are wherever fucking Fox tells you they need to be.  stfu you fucking clown

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Your thoughts are wherever fucking Fox tells you they need to be.  stfu you fucking clown

He tweet about Botham Jean yet?

4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

He tweet about Botham Jean yet?

No, but surprised he hasn't sent a shout out to the Wonderful Dallas Police Department doing a Tremendous job

 
Holy shit. I can't wait for Hannity's reaction when Trump is in handcuffs.
7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Ahhh yea time for text, server and Hillary, right on time  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Give him credit. He’s rebuilding electrical stuff. 

 

Dobbs has it partially right.  The people of Puerto Rico, as well as the rest of America, are certainly being lead by an extremely  corrupt government.

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So, it's after 10PM on a Friday night.  Huge storm battering the Carolinas.  Our President:

 

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7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, it's after 10PM on a Friday night.  Huge storm battering the Carolinas.  Our President:

 

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Deplorable.

I recall once upon a time people bitching about Obama and this and how he would abuse it.  Wonder how the #MAGA crowd will react this time:

 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

70% of PR had no power.....BEFORE the hurricane?  That's an interesting....."fact."  I mean, we know it's bullshit, but where in the FUCK did he get it?

Irma knocked out power down to 70%.  But it was back up to 96-98% before Maria.  

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Oct 30 (Reuters) - The following is a timeline of the efforts to restore power in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria, which knocked out power to all 1.5 million homes and businesses on the island.

Sept. 6 - Hurricane Irma skirts by the northern side of Puerto Rico as a Category 5 storm, knocking power out to about 1 million homes and businesses on the island.

Sept. 6-20 - Puerto Rico Electric Power Authority (PREPA) restores power to all but about 60,000 customers after Irma and seeks companies that can help rebuild the grid. There are reports that about five companies participated in that request for proposals, including Whitefish Energy, based in Whitefish, Montana.

Sept. 20 - Hurricane Maria hits Puerto Rico as a Category 4 storm, knocking out all power on the island.

 

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I recall once upon a time people bitching about Obama and this and how he would abuse it.  Wonder how the #MAGA crowd will react this time:

 

There better be a fucking option to opt out.  I don't want a deranged dotus having the ability to make my phone make noise at 3 a.m.

1 minute ago, Mack Tripper said:

Twitter is one thing. Can you imagine getting Crooked Hillary texts at 3 am?

RIGGED WITCH HUNT! NO COLLUSION! MAGA!

3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Donald ain’t a drinker. He would be less fucked up as a drunk.

Exactly.

He's pulling out all the stops

Well at least our grandkids history books will be kind of interesting. Lots of things to discuss during this time that’s for sure. 

You can decide what part of that history you want to support starting this November. 

HOLY SHIT. This mother fucker just 57 States’d us

If he brings up Ted Kennedy and driving the car off the bridge, I’m moving to Mexico.

It’s funny that he’s now citing his Fox News sources for his bullshit. This one was Ingraham. Earlier we had some courtesy of Lou Dobbs and Geraldo.

 

It’s funny that he’s now citing his Fox News sources for his bullshit. This one was Ingraham. Earlier we had some courtesy of Lou Dobbs and Geraldo.
 

I guarantee someone told him something along the lines of, “if you’re just quoting someone else’s words, no one can say you are obstructing justice.” It’s a relatively new strategy, but one he employs now almost 100% of the time he says something dumb on Twitter.

I’ll drink to that


I’m gonna splurge and buy another bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue and enjoy the whole damn thing when this fucker has a massive coronary.
There better be a fucking option to opt out.  I don't want a deranged dotus having the ability to make my phone make noise at 3 a.m.

Only if I could respond. “You are not the president. No one who rules so many could possibly kneel so quickly.” -General Zod

I guarantee someone told him something along the lines of, “if you’re just quoting someone else’s words, no one can say you are obstructing justice.” It’s a relatively new strategy, but one he employs now almost 100% of the time he says something dumb on Twitter.
Holy shit, that's highly likely
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