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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

those cars are made by canadian auto makers, or will that hurt us automakers?

US Automakers I believe. 

So our really smart president just announced a 25% tax on American automobile consumers.

More Kurdish reporters pressing for specifics. It's like nobody let them in on the fact that Donald Trump is the president.

I like how Trump just makes up random numbers for everything.  

Well. Just finished my first whiskey. Time for a second I guess, I am watching history after all

Just now, TornACL said:

This is humiliating. 

More or less than humiliating than watching the official representatives of the nations laugh at your head of state?

Just now, Captainant said:

Well. Just finished my first whiskey. Time for a second I guess, I am watching history after all

History: the Final Chapter.

It's been weeks since I laughed this hard.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Hey, y'all remember how you've thought I was being alarmist for saying that this is how the Republic ends, and I'm out on a ledge with whiskey and such?

This ledge is getting a bit crowded these days, just thought I'd share that with you.  

After this week, I'm joining you and bringing my own Tito's. Don't want to risk anyone spiking my drink.

I was on a conference call and didn't catch most of the presser, so I just decided to read the surly live takes . . . holy shit I have been laughing for 10 minutes straight.

I fear the actual performance will pale in comparison, kinda how you get all stoked for a new blockbuster and by the time you see it all the wind has been let out under the dam or something.

Anyway, I guess I'll watch it tonight.  Thanks for the running commentary, though.

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

More or less than humiliating than watching the official representatives of the nations laugh at your head of state?

The icing is already on the cake. This is just the frilly little icing flowers around the edge.

So this is what happens when a narcissist has an eager audience. Fascinating case study. He's all over conspiracy theories and whataboutisms. I bet Putin is having one hell of a party right now

15 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

this is all just another smokescreen distraction of what's going on with the confirmation.  

What’s the point of a smokescreen that could help cost you Congressional seats in six weeks?

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

More or less than humiliating than watching the official representatives of the nations laugh at your head of state?

Look, we're at the stage where, metaphorically, we've just burned down our own house, we're out front buck-naked, simultaneously masturbating furiously and shitting ourselves, all while singing Taylor Swift songs at the top of our lungs, off-key.  The humiliation is pretty much just a constant now, and there's no separating any particular cause.

Just now, sachick said:

After this week, I'm joining you and bringing my own Tito's. Don't want to risk anyone spiking my drink.

Don't stand next to Stros or Johnny Sack.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was on a conference call and didn't catch most of the presser, so I just decided to read the surly live takes . . . holy shit I have been laughing for 10 minutes straight.

I fear the actual performance will pale in comparison, kinda how you get all stoked for a new blockbuster and by the time you see it all the wind has been let out under the dam or something.

Anyway, I guess I'll watch it tonight.  Thanks for the running commentary, though.

no, we are not doing it justice, at all. it's beyond what you will expect.

Should I know or care who Charlie Kirk is?

Just now, chainsaw said:

Should I know or care who Charlie Kirk is?

no

our armed forces was depleted, with old equipment, but now we've got all these new jets, jobs, all in the united states. iran has to come back and talk. jesus christ.

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

More or less than humiliating than watching the official representatives of the nations laugh at your head of state?

we like him because he talks like us.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

"Deals: You never know."

Probably wouldn’t have sold as many books. 

Just now, chainsaw said:

Should I know or care who Charlie Kirk is?

Founder of TPUSA, and a huge Trump supporter. He's a good barometer for what Trump-world is thinking. 

1 minute ago, sachick said:

After this week, I'm joining you and bringing my own Tito's. Don't want to risk anyone spiking my drink.

 

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Don't stand next to Stros or Johnny Sack.

Yeah...pretty sure that those guys are gonna stick with Team Trump till the bitter end, and will never join us on the ledge.  They'll just burn up in the flames of collapse, hollering MAGA! the whole way.  So, you're PROBABLY safe.  But, sigh, these days...I understand, and can't argue with you.

Try some of the Dripping Springs grapefruit vodka, though.  Splash of topo and some added grapefruit juice, it's a very refreshing cocktail.  Perfect for watching the end of civilization.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Look, we're at the stage where, metaphorically, we've just burned down our own house, we're out front buck-naked, simultaneously masturbating furiously and shitting ourselves, all while singing Taylor Swift songs at the top of our lungs, off-key.  The humiliation is pretty much just a constant now, and there's no separating any particular cause.

Early Taylor Swift or the more recent, darker stuff?

he's campaigning now.  

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was on a conference call and didn't catch most of the presser, so I just decided to read the surly live takes . . . holy shit I have been laughing for 10 minutes straight.

I fear the actual performance will pale in comparison, kinda how you get all stoked for a new blockbuster and by the time you see it all the wind has been let out under the dam or something.

Anyway, I guess I'll watch it tonight.  Thanks for the running commentary, though.

There is no way you can underestimate the lunacy on display. Its fucking hilarious and frightening at the same time. Brisket won the argument.

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

no, we are not doing it justice, at all. it's beyond what you will expect.

It's like SNL but it's neither Saturday nor night. I don't even know what the repurcussions from this will be but it's gonna sure be something

16 minutes ago, sachick said:

Well were not talking about Kavanaugh anymore are we?

Where we’re going, we don’t need Kavanaugh to distract us.

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"i could be doing this all day long, should we continue for a little while, it doesn't matter to me? should we go on? how about the new york times, the failing new york times! i think they are going to endorse me or they are going to go out of business."

"no, actually, i work for pbs, but..."

This is better than the TCU game thread.

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Early Taylor Swift or the more recent, darker stuff?

Whichever one goes better with public masturbation and shitting yourself?  I dunno, man -- we're in uncharted waters of humiliation.

His brain literally won't allow him to acknowledge that he was laughed at.  This is fascinating.

No, Donald.  They really were laughing at you.

Edited by DDD Dad

"they weren't laughing at me, they were laughing with me. people had a good time with me. we were doing it together, they respect what i've done. the united states is respected again, we weren't respected before."

what fucking world

Trump sounds Mafia with all the protection talk.  

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Brisket won the argument.

For the record, I never wanted to win it.  I wanted desperately to be wrong.  I still do.  But I can't ignore the evidence right in front of us.  Can't do it. 

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