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South Korea should reimburse us for our military presence.  A history textbook from 1950 to present would change this guy's life.  

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There's no fucking way to summarize how absurd this press conference is. I hope America listens and takes a long look in the mirror. (Just kidding, we're stuck with this idiot.)

“ I can be convinced of anything.”

Watching our president go through sundowning this afternoon

Just now, Chooky said:

South Korea should reimburse us for our military presence.  A history textbook from 1950 to present would change this guy's life.  

japan, too.

he's accusing this pbs reporter of fake news. "but you do a good job, i do watch you."

kavanaugh is a "tremendous man, number one at yale, but i didn't know him till this whole thing, but i've heard his name for ten years."

ten. years.

 

Somebody give me the number to his drug dealer.

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

"they weren't laughing at me, they were laughing with me. people had a good time with me. we were doing it together, they respect what i've done. the united states is respected again, we weren't respected before."

what fucking world

Why would Fox edit out all the UN reps laughing along with the Donald and showing their respect?

Hunter S. Thompson called the late nineties 'The New Dumb.'  He had no idea.

1 minute ago, Skyline said:

There's no fucking way to summarize how absurd this press conference is. I hope America listens and takes a long look in the mirror. (Just kidding, we're stuck with this idiot.)

It really makes his god awful speech yesterday look pleasent 

He just said he doesn’t speak to Hannity very much. 

He just yelled fake news at a reporters question. 

And now he's talking about watching Hannity

Watching everything.. thought you had no time else for being President

"They weren't laughing at me, they were laughing with me"
The correct follow-up question is then "so you were joking when you said your administration has accomplished more than others?"

he agreed to let the NYT ask a question after the next guy "in honor of a paper i once loved"

he DOES get off the occasional funny crack

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

For the record, I never wanted to win it.  I wanted desperately to be wrong.  I still do.  But I can't ignore the evidence right in front of us.  Can't do it. 

no, you definitely won it.  I keep hating you for it and thinking this gets turned around but the fact that I'm watching this shitshow uninterrupted tells me I'm wrong.   

Trump had heard "for ten years" how much Kavanaugh should be on the Supreme Court...  so why did he go with Gorsuch first? 

"reporters screaming like hyenas, i won't say it was john roberts, just kidding, john, but it was john roberts"

I would say he's lost it, but he never had it.

Anyone feeling some T.S. Eliot?

Quote

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Amazing stuff.

It was nice knowing you, gents.

I'm glad this President is running an top secret operation to finally rid America of Moloch-worshiping child sex rings.

Just now, chainsaw said:

What is "True News"

I checked my list of news sites that echo Russian propaganda and sure enough, trunews.com

...did this fucker just compare the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to a real estate deal?

He has absolutely no clue about the Middle East peace process.  None.  Zero.

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

What is "True News"

Far right conspiracy theory website. 

Just now, Captainant said:

...did this fucker just compare the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to a real estate deal?

dude, he's just a facilitator, so people stop killing people

I looked up Kavanaugh's class rank at Yale . . . didn't see anything specific, but saw that he graduated Cum Laude.

Not Magna Cum Laude.

Not Summa Cum Laude.

Cum Laude.

#1.

Gotcha.

I think this is becoming one of those historical events that will change the tide of history.  Moderate Republicans, this is your last chance to get off the crazy train.

This motherfuckers crazy, throw your pannies on the stage.

Just now, Captainant said:

...did this fucker just compare the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to a real estate deal?

He also said it would be easier to solve than healthcare.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

He has absolutely no clue about the Middle East peace process.  None.  Zero.

i think we've been shown that he has absolutely no clue about any foreign policy, driven the fuck home by this press conference.

now he's spilling diplomatic messages from other middle eastern nations, by name. 

the king of saudi arabia is a "Great Guy"

"we are actually not failing, we are thriving"

"say thank you mr trump"

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Is it possible his staff is letting him go? 

i can't help but wonder if they are letting him run off the cliff with the rope, yes.

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

He has absolutely no clue about the Middle East peace process.  None.  Zero.

*foreign policy 

What I'm getting out of this press conference is that we're about to go to war with Canada.  

Just now, hayden_horn said:

i can't help but wonder if they are letting him run off the cliff with the rope, yes.

Honestly, that's what it looks like to me. 

"....they're doing studies on Donald Trump to figure it all out."

Yeah, good luck with that. 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Is it possible his staff is letting him go? 

Look at the time.  

Look at what else is in the news today.

when do people watch cable news the most?

Rank them in terms of craziness: Today, Helsinki, Charlottesville 

Just now, Mdhorn said:

What I'm getting out of this press conference is that we're about to go to war with Canada.  

Payback for the White House burning! 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Honestly, that's what it looks like to me. 

they've cut to kelly twice and both times he's laughing.

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

What I'm getting out of this press conference is that we're about to go to war with Canada.  

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He just put Jared up there with his DHS and State secretaries. 

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