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#30052
Rewatched it just to see him call the Kurdish reporter ‘Mr. Kurd.’


That guy was so excited to have a chance to ask a question. And then you slowly watch him die as he realizes he’s trying to get an answer from a mental case.
#30053

From that Guardian article, Bannon (not Trump, of course) fired Christie and then

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It wasn’t just Christie who had been fired. It was the entire transition team – although no one ever told them so directly. As Nancy Cook reported in Politico, Bannon visited the transition headquarters a few days after he had given Christie the news, and made a show of tossing the work the people there had done for Trump into the bin. Trump was going to handle the transition more or less by himself. Not even Bannon thought this was a good idea. “I was fucking nervous as shit,” Bannon later told friends. “I go, ‘Holy fuck, this guy [Trump] doesn’t know anything. And he doesn’t give a shit.’”

They were about to take control of the portfolio of existential risks managed by the US government. Only they weren’t. On the morning after the election the hundreds of people who had prepared to brief the incoming Trump administration sat waiting. A day became a week and a week became a month … and no one showed up. The parking spots that had been set aside for Trump’s people remained empty, and the briefing books were never opened. You could walk into almost any department of the US government and hear people asking the same question: where were these people who were meant to be running the place?

 

#30054
The way I read it quoted was "big, big brain."

 

Can't vouch for the accuracy. 

The delivery was the most important part. You have to see it as he flounders to figure out what he’s going to follow “big big” with. Then “a’brain” just kind of falls out.

#30055
Just now, Chad Fuck said:

The delivery was the most important part. You have to see it as he flounders to figure out what he’s going to follow “big big” with. Then “a’brain” just kind of falls out.

He wanted to say "hands". Badly. 

#30057
43 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This thread needs more Susanna Hoffs.

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The WORLD needs more Susanna.

I know I've told y'all the story about how an adorable Susanna gave 16 year old Brisket a hug.  But I'm gonna tell it again.

I got onto the Bangles tour bus, and Susanna autographed my cassette and gave me a hug.  It was awesome.

#30059
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The WORLD needs more Susanna.

I know I've told y'all the story about how an adorable Susanna gave 16 year old Brisket a hug.  But I'm gonna tell it again.

I got onto the Bangles tour bus, and Susanna autographed my cassette and gave me a hug.  It was awesome.

If Susanna Hoffs had hugged me at 16:

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#30060
29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The WORLD needs more Susanna.

I know I've told y'all the story about how an adorable Susanna gave 16 year old Brisket a hug.  But I'm gonna tell it again.

I got onto the Bangles tour bus, and Susanna autographed my cassette and gave me a hug.  It was awesome.

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#30062
37 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Nothing to do with Trump, but just had to share,  lol

 

 

The joke squad is out early today.

Continue

#30063
2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

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Susanna Hoffs eyes make me feel funny down there to this day.

#30064
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
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Before any of the calls could be made, however, the president of Egypt called in to the switchboard at Trump Tower and somehow got the operator to put him straight through to Trump. “Trump was like ... I love the Bangles! You know that song Walk Like an Egyptian?” recalled one of his advisers on the scene.

 

There is no fucking way this is legit.  Please tell me there is no fucking way this is legit.

I mean, it can't be legit, right?

#30066
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

There is no fucking way this is legit.  Please tell me there is no fucking way this is legit.

I mean, it can't be legit, right?

“Trump was like...I love MC Hammer! You know that song 2 Legit 2 Quit?” recalled one of his advisors on the scene.

#30067

Trump hates Led Zeppelin because a 'Stairway to Heaven' is the most terrifying thing he's ever had to ponder.   

#30068
12 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Trump hates Led Zeppelin because a 'Stairway to Heaven' is the most terrifying thing he's ever had to ponder.   

aggy will tell you stairway to heaven runs both ways.

#30070

Oops, I get them mixed up for some reason.

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#30071

If Kelly is walking funny today, it’s because he’s got Trump’s iPhone hidden up his ass. 

It’s the last place Trump would look for his phone, but Kelly better hope Trump doesn’t ask Pence where he’d look for it. 

#30074

I’m amazed that the same people who let Trump off the leash at his press conference yesterday, are keeping him off twitter today. 

#30076
45 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m amazed that the same people who let Trump off the leash at his press conference yesterday, are keeping him off twitter today. 

They put the phone in airplane mode 

#30080
49 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m sure today will be a quiet day in the news.

His twitter output, or rather the lack thereof, is amazing. 

#30081
6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

His twitter output, or rather the lack thereof, is amazing. 

Watching some clips of him speaking from the past few days it almost looks like he's been drugged or something.

#30082
Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Watching some clips of him speaking from the past few days it almost looks like he's been drugged or something.

Calm down, Alex Jones.

#30084
27 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Watching some clips of him speaking from the past few days it almost looks like he's been drugged or something.

Bad batch of Rogain, Propecia or baboon musk or whatever it is?

#30085

hahahaha. They are seriously using the "we're all gonna die anyway so what does it really matter" argument here?

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Last month, deep in a 500-page environmental impact statement, the Trump administration made a startling assumption: On its current course, the planet will warm a disastrous 7 degrees by the end of this century.

A rise of 7 degrees Fahrenheit, or about 4 degrees Celsius, compared with preindustrial levels would be catastrophic, according to scientists. Many coral reefs would dissolve in increasingly acidic oceans. Parts of Manhattan and Miami would be underwater without costly coastal defenses. Extreme heat waves would routinely smother large parts of the globe.

But the administration did not offer this dire forecast as part of an argument to combat climate change. Just the opposite: The analysis assumes the planet’s fate is already sealed.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/trump-administration-sees-a-7-degree-rise-in-global-temperatures-by-2100/2018/09/27/b9c6fada-bb45-11e8-bdc0-90f81cc58c5d_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.f93447b33b01

#30089

I will have lived in the best place and the best time to be an ordinary person. Never called to war. Never worried about want. Never short of sources of entertainment.

The name of my generation and the ones to either side of it will be cursed aloud for as long as people remember us. We never knew hardship, so we never saw reason to prepare for hardship.

#30090
2 hours ago, Fozzz said:

This is completely par for the course. Deny, deny, deny, deny, obfuscate, lie. Then, throw up hands and say its too late anyway.

#30091
People never talk about the benefits of global warming.


There is actually one country that benefits tremendously from global warming.

Guess who
#30092
3 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 


There is actually one country that benefits tremendously from global warming.

Guess who

 

The one with the largest land mass near the Arctic Ocean?

#30093

I've been meeting with the President of Chile. Beautiful country. We've been discussing very important things. I like beans. Do you like beans? Of course you would, I mean your from there, beautiful country. Beans. /Trump

#30094
People never talk about the benefits of global warming.
You can use the pool year round.
#30095
The one with the largest land mass near the Arctic Ocean?


With waterways that are suddenly more passable.
#30097
3 hours ago, Lurch said:

 


There is actually one country that benefits tremendously from global warming.

Guess who

 

 

All that peat under all that permafrost will burn Russia to cinders.

#30100

I can't imagine Houston being 7 degrees hotter in the summer, but I guess with sea level rise I won't have too.

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