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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Maybe we should stop selling them jumbojets, too.

I've heard the F class is legit though. I don't fly them so wouldnt know.  All my european travel is J class AUS-LHR as the jump off. 

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What is the milk for?

from all the awesome radio ads here in Dallas, I am pretty sure MS-13 killed the reporter.  If only he had lived in Texas, then our elected republican leaders would have protected him.

I think it was Abbott that had a full 30 second ad depicting MS-13 members taking turns hacking someone to death with a machete.  

Just now, Elvis said:

What is the milk for?

What makes anyone think it's milk? 

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Seems a little unorthodox.

17 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i still can't get over that glowing orb picture. 

but @Chooky i do see your point, but nevertheless, they are an ally. 

I get ya.  I'm not mocking you in the slightest.  The threshold for holding Saudi accountable for sinister shit has been pushed so far into the outer ether that it's just a way of life now.  The president said that he didn't really know if it was worth billions of dollars even if it was true.  He said that a few days ago on television and nobody threw rocks through a single pane of glass.  

 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What makes anyone think it's milk? 

It says milk....

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What makes anyone think it's milk? 

Because the label says "Bleach" on it.  Duh.  Read section 4a of your Nothing Matters handbook.

16 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

I’m not sure I follow. Are you suggesting that predicting a recession is easy? 

No - I'm saying that the indicators that "push us into recession" are well known: negative real GDP growth, income, employment, production and retail sales. The trick is predicting what factors that predict those things are.
HOWEVER - the tax cuts are achieving their purpose, which was to use debt/deficit to finance a cut that would stimulate aggregate demand to extend GDP expansion and increase valuations. That's fine as far as it goes (and as long as you don't give a shit about the debt), but if the Fed sees inflation rise as a result, they must act to contain it by raising rates. When rates rise, the cost of capital increases and equity valuations decrease as buying debt becomes a more attractive investment. This, in turn, pushes down employment, wage growth and production, which pressures retail sales, which pressures aggregate demand growth. 

The tax bill pushed the Fed to accelerate rate increases, and while no single factor can predict a recession, rising rates are intended to dampen the economy. 

Just now, Elvis said:

It says milk....

You obviously have no experience in clandestine dead body custodial services. 

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I get ya.  I'm not mocking you in the slightest.  The threshold for holding Saudi accountable for sinister shit has been pushed so far into the outer ether that it's just a way of life now.  The president said that he didn't really know if it was worth billions of dollars even if it was true.  He said that a few days ago on television and nobody threw rocks through a single pane of glass.  

 

We did let them off the hook for that whole 9/11 thingy. 

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

No - I'm saying that the indicators that "push us into recession" are well known: negative real GDP growth, income, employment, production and retail sales. The trick is predicting what factors that predict those things are.
HOWEVER - the tax cuts are achieving their purpose, which was to use debt/deficit to finance a cut that would stimulate aggregate demand to extend GDP expansion and increase valuations. That's fine as far as it goes (and as long as you don't give a shit about the debt), but if the Fed sees inflation rise as a result, they must act to contain it by raising rates. When rates rise, the cost of capital increases and equity valuations decrease as buying debt becomes a more attractive investment. This, in turn, pushes down employment, wage growth and production, which pressures retail sales, which pressures aggregate demand growth. 

The tax bill pushed the Fed to accelerate rate increases, and while no single factor can predict a recession, rising rates are intended to dampen the economy. 

Oh damn, I thought you knew something I didn’t. 

On 10/11/2018 at 7:12 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

Haley’s 2018 financial disclosure form showed various forms of debt, including between $25,000 and $65,000 in credit card debt and both a line of credit and a mortgage worth between $250,000 and $500,000, separately. Nikki Haley’s debt, therefore, could range anywhere from $525,000 to $1.1 million. 

Ahhhhhh the American Dream

Oh damn, I thought you knew something I didn’t. 

I’m sure he does. Ask your wife.
Just now, maninblack said:

Ahhhhhh the American Dream

Stop being poor. 

6 hours ago, horncyclist said:
6 hours ago, Mapache said:
This is now hanging in the White House. what a narcissistic prick. He's much fatter an "oranger" in reality. 

Not sure if anyone in that painting would be at the table other than Trump. Teddy, GHWB, Lincoln and Ike wouldn't be within 10 miles of this monstrosity. Is this by the guy that painted Obama trampling the constitution?

I'm pretty sure that one was by Jon McNaughton. 

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I'm pretty sure that one was by Jon McNaughton. 
Yeah, that's him. Weird shit.
21 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Oh damn, I thought you knew something I didn’t. 

You didn't know that

57 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I am LOLing at the notion that this plays out differently under another administration. These motherfuckers flew planes into a building in our greatest city and we didn't do jack fucking shit. 

sure we did...we invaded the unstable despot to their north that they didn't like and wanted deposed after he invaded kuwait.

wait...

Just now, sidis said:

by the way, no idea if this has been pointed out but it isn't just the federal government that has been owned by saudi interests since the 1980's...and it is not just the blue chip investment companies...the so-called progressives in california and sv simply cannot satiate the need for that saudi cock.

 https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/12/opinion/silicon-valley-saudi-arabia.html

Nothing to see here. I ain't even gonna post the gif. These F16s ain't gonna sell themselves. 

 

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Gonna have a tough time completing his task with that sword.  

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m sure he does. Ask your wife.

We have 2 kids under 3 at the moment, so if she has the energy for that consider me impressed. 

19 minutes ago, Jack Burton said:

You didn't know that

No one does, it’s a forecast. 

That's allegedly a photo of a mock beheading.

Just now, Fozzz said:

Gonna have a tough time completing his task with that sword.  

It's not really the sword you have to worry about, its the spray out of the severed arteries ruining your white throwover. 

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We have 2 kids under 3 at the moment, so if she has the energy for that consider me impressed. 

Dealing with three toddlers must leave her exhausted.
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's allegedly a photo of a mock beheading.

did the cardboard sword give it away?

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Dealing with three toddlers must leave her exhausted.

Truthfully, I only think she stays because I’m hung like a horse. 

 

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

oh, you want the real gif.  ok. 

 

We need to send these barbarians more F16s. 

 

 

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Damn, I’m hungry all of a sudden. 

I’d take a public beheading over whatever experimental cocktails we now employ to affect the same end. 

Permaban Anastasis. Posting that is completely out of line.

The chances of me being permabanned for using spoiler tags are smaller than your penis measured in centimeters. 

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They don’t work in Tapa you sick mother fucker.

Just now, Lurch said:

They don’t work in Tapa you sick mother fucker.

The real problem is the spoiler tag function on tapa. And the guy with a shitty perm. Nevermind the culture of turning our head when our "ally" beheads gays and other castaways as long as they prop up the petrodollar.  

Just now, bad_teammate said:

maybe delete that post, my man. spoiler tags don't work everywhere

Won't somebody think of the decorum!

18 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I’d take a public beheading over whatever experimental cocktails we now employ to affect the same end. 

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This is a strange hill to die on. 

If you were a rebel, you wouldn't even spoiler it. You're just ... I don't know... 

This is literally how 14-year-olds used the Internet in the late 1990s/early 2000s. "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'M JUST SHOWING YOU REALITY! *keeps spamming Stile Project links*"

 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

This is a strange hill to die on. 

If you were a rebel, you wouldn't even spoiler it. You're just ... I don't know... 

Meh, fuck it.  I am apparently a sick fuck. While our country sells the actual barbarians swinging swords F16s and missile platforms and aids them in a Yemeni genocide. #butspoilertagsdontworkontapa

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Just now, Anastasis said:

 

Meh, fuck it.  I am apparently a sick fuck. While our country sells the actual barbarians swinging swords F16s and missile platforms and aids them in a Yemeni genocide. #butspoilertags

lol you're not sick you're a whiner

2 hours ago, Chrispy said:

I’m not sure I follow. Are you suggesting that predicting a recession is easy? 

Yes. Very much easy. Like winning trade war. Be best.

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Won't somebody think of the decorum!


There are a few lines we do not cross. This is absolutely 100% one of those. You are fully deserving of a ban for this.
Just now, Lurch said:

There are a few lines we do not cross. This is absolutely 100% one of those. You are fully deserving of a ban for this.

 

It ain't gonna happen.  Maybe don't use a crippled platform to access the board content. 

18 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Ugh fuck you for posting that.

Sick fucker.

Don't be bashful girl. I know that doesn't really get your panties in a bunch.

 

28 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The chances of me being permabanned for using spoiler tags are smaller than your penis measured in centimeters. 

That doesn't make any sense.  

Glad I didn't click on the spoiler.

Just now, maninblack said:

Don't be bashful girl. I know that doesn't really get your panties in a bunch.



 

#butspoilertagsdontworkintapa


Dealing with three toddlers must leave her exhausted.

She’s a remarkable lady.
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