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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

That doesn't make any sense.  

#2.54

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is a decapitation free page 

The good thing is that we know that we never have to spoiler tag a drone strike video, cause that's some real american way of smiting some mofos. 

Wait, is this outrage real? I never can tell anymore. 

13 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Wait, is this outrage real? I never can tell anymore. 

False motivation is still motivation!

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

The real problem is the spoiler tag function on tapa. And the guy with a shitty perm. Nevermind the culture of turning our head when our "ally" beheads gays and other castaways as long as they prop up the petrodollar.  

<gif> Why not both? <gif>

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

 

While our country sells the actual barbarians swinging swords F16s and missile platforms and aids them in a Yemeni genocide.

Why are you pretending like we don’t pretty much all agree with you on this?

14 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Why are you pretending like we don’t pretty much all agree with you on this?

Because we clearly don't. 

 

Because we clearly don't. 
 

I’m sure there are a coupla guys who are all FREEDOM AND EAGLES AND BOMBS AND SHIT!, but he rest of us see it as morally repugnant bullshittery. Like, almost all of us. It’s not a very edgy take.

what an absolutely bonkers meltdown bro, just admit you probably shouldn't have posted that. i don't think anyone thought it was malicious until you went kanye, yeesh

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m sure there are a coupla guys who are all FREEDOM AND EAGLES AND BOMBS AND SHIT!, but he rest of us see it as morally repugnant bullshittery. Like, almost all of us. It’s not a very edgy take.

Go into the office tomorrow brisket and throw a rock in any direction. Let me know when you hit somebody who gives two shits about addressing the continued military arms sales to the KSA.  Sidebar. Also give me the count of people you hit who care more about the hair style of Senators who continuously oppose arming these fucks.  

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11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Go into the office tomorrow brisket and throw a rock in any direction. Let me know when you hit somebody who gives two shits about addressing the continued military arms sales to the KSA.  Sidebar. Also give me the count of people you hit who care more about the hair style of Senators who continuously oppose arming these fucks.  

nice meltdown

I said to speak your mind, Anastasis, but Jesus...

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Go into the office tomorrow brisket and throw a rock in any direction. Let me know when you hit somebody who gives two shits about addressing the continued military arms sales to the KSA.  Sidebar. Also give me the count of people you hit who care more about the hair style of Senators who continuously oppose arming these fucks.  

Like you can DEFEND senatorial coiffures?

Bitch please.
Just now, Brisketexan said:


Like you can DEFEND senatorial coiffures?

Bitch please.

I don't give a shit as long as I can get a photo with the golden hat. 

I don't give a shit as long as I can get a photo with the golden hat. 

I did.
14 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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That's the '27 Yankees of stupid right there.

Conservative actors really get the blood pumping for the Trumpers.

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

... he thinks a DNA test involves a vagina, doesn't he?

Maybe he just wants a peek at her tee-pee?

43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I did.

I know. I saw you waddling down bevo boulevard too. 

 

30 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

That's the '27 Yankees of stupid right there.

To be fair, that's any team with Dan Bongino on it. 

 

On 10/12/2018 at 9:30 AM, Texas Jeff said:

Every time I see this, I notice the generic tiki torches (in addition to the crazy people), probably made in China and purchased at Home Depot on the way to the rally.  Imagine the guys before the rally: "Hey man, we can get a ton of tiki torches for like forty bucks at Home Depot, just pick them up on the way to the thing."  Imagine, some HD manager sets up an end-cap display with weekend party supplies, and is suddenly short several hundred torches.  The manager is feeling great, thinking "man, we are really moving these things!" Later that weekend they turn on the TV and say "Oh crap ...."  By Monday, the supply chain has kicked in to refill the torch display, and the same manager is taking delivery of boxes and boxes of new generic, imported, cheap tiki torches.

 

So you are saying now is a good time to stock up on tiki torches for my next Hawaii theme party?

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

 

Maybe he just wants a peek at her tee-pee?

He could use it to keep his wigwam. 

Trump needs some strong medicine.

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Lol at “biggest stadium we can find”. This place holds 10k people.
15 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Other than W and Reagan...

Yep, GHWB was the only one that tried fiscal prudence and it got him shit canned.

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Holy fuck, think of the trolling and catfishing opportunities on that app.

* puts on his robe and MAGA hat *

 

7 hours ago, retread said:

Conservative actors really get the blood pumping for the Trumpers.

I thought we shouldn’t care what actors think of politics?  

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

Holy fuck, think of the trolling and catfishing opportunities on that app.

* puts on his robe and MAGA hat *

 

*puts on his klan robe and grand wizard hat*

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2 hours ago, retread said:

 

Grudge fuck central

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KUT with the subtle dig this morning, quoting him on saying they’d fine the biggest stadium to fill...then noting that Houston Energy thing holds 8,000 before comparing it to kyle field at >100k.
27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

God damn he bit so hard on Warren’s bait. 

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

God damn he bit so hard on Warren’s bait. 

Her bait? So you think she wanted him to slam her via twitter? Pretty brutal.

Don’t try to out shitpost a shitposter. 

Sometimes referred to as Elizabeth Warren.  Lolololol

38 minutes ago, Homercles said:

 


KUT with the subtle dig this morning, quoting him on saying they’d fine the biggest stadium to fill...then noting that Houston Energy thing holds 8,000 before comparing it to kyle field at >100k.

 

He could probably sell out Kyle.  The correlation between aggy and Trumpist is almost 1 to 1.  Surprised he didnt have the rally there. 

Also, its the Astroarena. Naming rights are getting out of control. 

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

He could probably sell out Kyle.  The correlation between aggy and Trumpist is almost 1 to 1.  Surprised he didnt have the rally there. 

Also, its the Astroarena. Naming rights are getting out of control. 

Nothing outdoors, his fake hair might blow away. 

2 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Ha! Trump finally got Melania wet.......first time ever too.

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Ah, she must have gotten a bump in her allowance for the "trolling the libs" thing she admitted to.

Trump's racism is powerful.

"Even they don’t want her."

9 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Her bait? So you think she wanted him to slam her via twitter?

Uh... yes. That's exactly what she was doing. Setting herself as Trump's rival is exactly what she's aiming for.

She's not scared of his Tweets. Pay attention.

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Trump's racism is powerful.

"Even they don’t want her."

Uh... yes. That's exactly what she was doing. Setting herself as Trump's rival is exactly what she's aiming for.

She's not scared of his Tweets. Pay attention.

She should be. He tweeted his way to the White House. 

Shes not his rival.  

A better rival is Kamala.  Younger, hotter, an actual minority. 

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Is this the Cruz rally? You think they’d actually mention the candidate he is coming down here to support. I guess that assumes Trump actually gives a shit about that candidate.
6 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

She should be. He tweeted his way to the White House. 

Shes not his rival.  

A better rival is Kamala.  Younger, hotter, an actual minority. 

You find Trump hot?

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

You find Trump hot?

No. I meant Kamala is relative to the woman sometimes referred to as Elizabeth Warren. 

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Just now, GRHorn said:

No. I meant relative to the woman sometimes referred to as Elizabeth Warren. 

So you find Trump more attractive than Warren?

23 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Her bait? So you think she wanted him to slam her via twitter? Pretty brutal.

 

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