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30 minutes ago, retread said:

I don't think they've officially been shared with the US govt, but there actually appear to be recordings of the murder. This regime still feels comfortable talking about it like it never happened. Amazing.

If that video ever get’s out?

Whomp whomp. 

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10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Hey Cloak room/surly political board. Been away while to recharge away and clear my mind from the idiocy of trump. Back now because I’m about to vote early on Monday to make sure those fuckers don’t try to claim I didn’t register. I would hope y’all would do the same. Because those fuckers will try that, no doubt. 

So anyway. What did I miss? I mean what evil scumbag thing has our mob style president done/endorsed/advocated for now? Murder of journalists? Crucifixion of Democratic politicians?  Chopping up of  political enemies? Martial law? Sorry to ask but I just can’t stand to deal with this crap every day anymore. So I need an updated refresher. 

God speed. And Fuck Trump and his Republican corrupt sycophants who are about to go down in history as the shitiest losers to ever take a shit on this planet just to earn a couple more bucks.

Oh and fuck our resident trust fund baby Johnny Sack, just because he’s an obvious dumbass. 

 

 

I am voting Monday and texting my Texas amigos to do the same.  

I encourage everyone to vote as early as possible.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I am voting Monday and texting my Texas amigos to do the same.  

I encourage everyone to vote as early as possible.

Got my work team going to vote on Monday with a happy hour afterward.

Is it just me, or is Miller's forehead just getting bigger and bigger every time he appears in public?


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15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I am voting Monday and texting my Texas amigos to do the same.  

I encourage everyone to vote as early as possible.

And often!

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And often!

I’ve already voted democrat three times.  Even though polls haven’t even opened yet. But that’s only because i’m a Mexican and a part of the white syndicate of MS-13.   We only target white olds for killing though, so most of you on this board are safe. 

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

"George Soros-paid libtard TU fags would have shot him because it was outdoors. Texas A&M was just worried about his safety and suggested Houston, so all the good Aggies could still go see him."

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10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Yeah, I was going to make that joke earlier but thought it was too dark. The next part was going to be the crowd chanting "Dismemberment! Dismemberment!". 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Yeah, I was going to make that joke earlier but thought it was too dark. The next part was going to be the crowd chanting "Dismemberment! Dismemberment!". 

“Saw that bone! Saw that bone!”

And listen, folks, all they did was cut off one finger. One finger. Can you believe it? And he was all "Ow, my finger." Listen, believe me, you'll be fine without one finger. Now I have amazing fingers. Seriously, people are saying that. They say "What amazing fingers Trump has". Now you won't hear that on CNN, but really, I do have amazing fingers.

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Can the deep state pump in some toxins to those rallies that sterilizes these rubes?

Isn’t the caravan an annual thing where these people basically,arch across Central America, through Mexico, and to the Border, in order to draw attention to the human rights violations, etc?  And when they get to the border, they go to a designated entry, request admission, get denied, and then go home?  

Also, if a bunch of people were trying to illegally enter a country, they sure as fuck wouldn’t do it byforming a huge caravan with alot of media coverage.  If they did all attempt to enter at an entry point illegally, they would easily be stopped by some regular border patrol agents.  These dipshits act like it’s some medieval battle strategy of just flooding the enemy with sheer numbers, overwhelming them.

tl;dr - Our country has a bunch of morons in it, and unfortunately, they vote.

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1 hour ago, scottsins said:

Isn’t the caravan an annual thing where these people basically,arch across Central America, through Mexico, and to the Border, in order to draw attention to the human rights violations, etc?  And when they get to the border, they go to a designated entry, request admission, get denied, and then go home?  

Also, if a bunch of people were trying to illegally enter a country, they sure as fuck wouldn’t do it byforming a huge caravan with alot of media coverage.  If they did all attempt to enter at an entry point illegally, they would easily be stopped by some regular border patrol agents.  These dipshits act like it’s some medieval battle strategy of just flooding the enemy with sheer numbers, overwhelming them.

tl;dr - Our country has a bunch of morons in it, and unfortunately, they vote.

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33 minutes ago, softlynow said:

“Saw that bone! Saw that bone!”

“Chop him up!  Chop him up!”

48 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yeah, I was going to make that joke earlier but thought it was too dark. The next part was going to be the crowd chanting "Dismemberment! Dismemberment!". 

Too many syllables for trumpkins 

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Too many syllables for trumpkins 

 

The altered "M" over Missoula.

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And the altered "L" above Loyola Sacred Heart High School

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6 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

CNN says topic was the spike in border crossings.   Bolton blames Kristin Nielsen, Kelly defended her. 

Kelly thought they should be tarred...Bolton insisted they should be tarred and feathered.  Madness ensued...

1 hour ago, Burt said:

The altered "M" over Missoula.

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methinks they forgot a letter

Didn't carry enough sheets up the mountain?

13 minutes ago, Burt said:

Didn't carry enough sheets up the mountain?

sheeeit

Decent people have always denounced it.  But decent people are not Trump's audience.

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totally normal

 

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3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Gotta pay him and stand in line with the rest of the worlds tyrants. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

methinks they forgot a letter

looks like they used the U as in FU TRMP which is how I read it.  

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29 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

While this won't upset his base, I think this was a massive unforced error. Even for this guy. 

19 minutes ago, retread said:

totally normal

 

i hate what are country is becoming / has become.

While this won't upset his base, I think this was a massive unforced error. Even for this guy. 


You would think that just based on the timing he could avoid it.

He has to go bed every night thinking, "I really can do anything and get away with it?!"

So far, he's right.

4 minutes ago, yoladu said:

i hate what are country is becoming / has become.

*our



You would think that just based on the timing he could avoid it.


He either has zero situational awareness or an abundance of it, depending on how how evil you think he truly is.
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

*our

yep, I saw it too late to edit it.

I am horrified.

9 minutes ago, Lurch said:

He either has zero situational awareness or an abundance of it, depending on how how evil you think he truly is.

There's the adrenaline/power rush that goes with it. I think that's what he loves.

Like putting kids in cages and separating them from their parents. He got caught, signed an EO, and now he's talking about how it's still a good idea.

He likes the adoration from the Trumpkins for doing it, and he likes the thrill of being able to punish others.

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13 minutes ago, retread said:

There's the adrenaline/power rush that goes with it. I think that's what he loves.

Like putting kids in cages and separating them from their parents. He got caught, signed an EO, and now he's talking about how it's still a good idea.

He likes the adoration from the Trumpkins for doing it, and he likes the thrill of being able to punish others.

He is a coward masquerading as a bad ass.

 

 

Orange man bad. Judge man bad.

^^ Three fifths compromise...

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