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1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Sending a pipe bomb via courier or USPS seems like the least effective way to actually hurt a politician.  They aren’t opening them.  None have exploded.  Are these even functional bombs?

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1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Sending a pipe bomb via courier or USPS seems like the least effective way to actually hurt a politician.  They aren’t opening them.  None have exploded.  Are these even functional bombs?

Do you even Unabomber, bro?

Can we completely discount the possibility that 9/11 was a false flag?  I'm not saying that's the case, but anyone with sense would agree that such a scenario is entirely possible.  

I believe even the Unabomber struggled with the trigger mechanism in the beginning.

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4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Serious question: when, exactly, was this country great?

Serious answer, putting a man on the moon was pretty great, so was saving the world and defeating the nazis, the Declaration of Independence is pretty awesome, the civil rights movement and every movement towards greater freedom was great, so was that time we finally elected a black man to be president, and so would the first black female governor being elected in the deepest of Deep South states.

The shining city on a hill might be covered with fecal overspray, but the city is still pretty great. And look at the current voter turnout. We just might be seeing America remind Trumpism if its actual greatness. Or there’s always Briskets ledge.

8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Sending a pipe bomb via courier or USPS seems like the least effective way to actually hurt a politician.  They aren’t opening them.  None have exploded.  Are these even functional bombs?

 

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Do you even Unabomber, bro?

He was going after politicians who haven’t opened their own mail in a decade or two?

39 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

On this page, I would like to remind everyone that Satan loves you. He wants you to be free, make your own choices, and live the life that makes you happiest.

 

Hail Satan, guys.

 

Hail Satan.

he has killed fewer people than god has, so he's go that go going for him, which is nice.

3 minutes ago, Mole said:

And look at the current voter turnout. We just might be seeing America remind Trumpism if its actual greatness. Or there’s always Briskets ledge

This is pretty much it for me.  We are about to see what we are made of.

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

He was going after politicians who haven’t opened their own mail in a decade or two?

Or the people who open their mail.

Duh.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is pretty much it for me.  We are about to see what we are made of.

Remember, you aren't going to like what you see.

7 minutes ago, Mole said:

And look at the current voter turnout. We just might be seeing America remind Trumpism if its actual greatness. Or there’s always Briskets ledge.

Remind is the wrong word.  Trump has no concept of what makes America great.  Never did.  

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19 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Sending a pipe bomb via courier or USPS seems like the least effective way to actually hurt a politician.  They aren’t opening them.  None have exploded.  Are these even functional bombs?

Murder at the Saudi consulate of an NY Times journalist. Sack, is this a bad thing?

Depends on where it occurred. He was maybe in the Muslim Brotherhood, ya know. But I'm all waiting and seeing.

Bombs being sent to citizens' houses. Sack is this a bad thing?

They didn't go off or anything and it might have been the victims sending the bombs to themselves. We'll just have to wait and see. I'm betting it's the Dems, so, yea, it could be a bad thing. I'm off to look at my vast investment portfolio and how good it's doing since Trump replaced Obama.

12 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

He was going after politicians who haven’t opened their own mail in a decade or two?

Attributing reason to the unreasonable.  That'll get us somewhere.  

 

7 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

No danger of forgetting with your constant reminders.

yeah, I've been placating myself with the thought that Brisket's shtick is a long-range anti-jinx ala the football board. rose-colored glasses and shit 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Murder at the Saudi consulate of an NY Times journalist. Sack, is this a bad thing?

Depends on where it occurred. He was maybe in the Muslim Brotherhood, ya know. But I'm all waiting and seeing.

Bombs being sent to citizens' houses. Sack is this a bad thing?

They didn't go off or anything and it might have been the victims sending the bombs to themselves. We'll just have to wait and see. I'm betting it's the Dems, so, yea, it could be a bad thing. I'm off to look at my vast investment portfolio and how good it's doing since Trump replaced Obama.

spoiler alert, he's not gonna like what he sees:

 

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is pretty much it for me.  We are about to see what we are made of.

 

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember, you aren't going to like what you see.

Even a thunderous 55-45% win for the Dems and other anti-Trumpers would carry the depressing news that 45% of us embrace Trumpism.

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

spoiler alert, he's not gonna like what he sees:

 

Winning!

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, I've been placating myself with the thought that Brisket's shtick is a long-range anti-jinx ala the football board. rose-colored glasses and shit 

Same. 

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, I've been placating myself with the thought that Brisket's shtick is a long-range anti-jinx ala the football board. rose-colored glasses and shit 

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Not ENTIRELY, at least.  

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Even a thunderous 55-45% win for the Dems and other anti-Trumpers would carry the depressing news that 45% of us embrace Trumpism.

But this.

If we were just dealing with 5-10% of our country being utter fuckheads, that would be one thing.  The facts that 1) it's around 45%, and 2) while they are in control of our government, they are doing all they can to insure that this 45% can continue to dominate even as a political minority (sorry about your voter registration, Jose and La'quan, like those are even real names)...well, that's what makes things quite wretched indeed.

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43 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Are you completely discounting that possibility?  

Walk me through the evidence you are using to come to this conclusion, please.

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

spoiler alert, he's not gonna like what he sees:

 

Chances Trump keeps attacking the federal reserve chairman?

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

@Realdonaldtrump

Dems causing the market to crash because they refuse to pass 10% middle class tax cut. SAD! Must elect republicans! 

 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Well, that's just because the markets are reacting to the mere POSSIBILITY of a blue wave, which would be DISASTER for America.  VOTE RED TO SAVE AMERICA!

I feel bad that I've just fully realized in the last few days that Hillary warned of all this shit and was right.

2 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

I feel bad that I've just fully realized in the last few days that Hillary warned of all this shit and was right.

She did.  She was a terrible mouthpiece, but she was dead on.

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

She did.  She was a terrible mouthpiece, but she was dead on.

I’ve learned to post her tweets here as anonymous twitter person because if I attached her name to it, people would overlook the message.

Sad! 

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

But her emails.

Yes, a "vexing" problem Mags.

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

It's almost like the host of The Apprentice is the president.

Checks and balances on executive branch working just like the founders hoped.

 


This really is our best hope. Just keep him in the dark about the real shit until we can replace him.

To be fair, the Russians and Chinese paid Cheeto top dollar for that kind of access.

1 hour ago, horncyclist said:

I feel bad that I've just fully realized in the last few days that Hillary warned of all this shit and was right.

So did a bunch of us here. It’s not like Hillary wasn’t saying shit anyone with half a brain couldn’t figure out themselves.

22 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Fucking Ma Bell.

He's got the ill communications! 

14 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

I wonder what this crowd imagines Hillary's crimes to be? Do they really care?

I think they just like the warm, comfortable jacket of hate simplifying things for them.

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

 

@Realdonaldtrump

Dems causing the market to crash because they refuse to pass 10% middle class tax cut. SAD! Must elect republicans! 

 

DO SOMETHING!!!!

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I wonder what this crowd imagines Hillary's crimes to be? Do they really care?

I think they just like the warm, comfortable jacket of hate simplifying things for them.

Hate is easy and comforting.  The object of the hate matters not.

I think the best we can hope for at this point is for Hillary run and win then have the cancerous herd so overcome they cull themselves with suicide

3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I think the best we can hope for at this point is for Hillary run and win then have the cancerous herd so overcome they cull themselves with suicide

You were #withher, right?

24 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

At least they haven’t moved to “blow her up” as a chant yet 

Just now, Js1 said:

At least they haven’t moved to “blow her up” as a chant yet 

It's only 6:20 p.m.

3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I think the best we can hope for at this point is for Hillary run and win then have the cancerous herd so overcome they cull themselves with suicide

Hillary isn’t done with public service but she will never be president. 

I’m praying for Attorney General Hillary Clinton to own the Trumpkins. 

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