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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I think the best we can hope for at this point is for Hillary run and win then have the cancerous herd so overcome they cull themselves with suicide

Don't let's be silly.

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27 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Fuck me that is straight up a facsimile of what was done to Tymoshenko in Ukraine

Just now, Captainant said:

Fuck me that is straight up a facsimile of what was done to Tymoshenko in Ukraine

You’re just now seeing this?!?

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

You’re just now seeing this?!?

Not just now seeing the trend, but seeing it in motion out in the open with this little subtlety. Means we're at a tipping point

John Brennan, at the LBJ library just now, said the president said the right thing this afternoon about the bombs.

I can't wait to watch him go nuts at the cult rally tonight and completely fuck up the one thing he has done right in the past two years.

Just now, Captainant said:

Not just now seeing the trend, but seeing it in motion out in the open with this little subtlety. Means we're at a tipping point

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

John Brennan, at the LBJ library just now, said the president said the right thing this afternoon about the bombs.

I can't wait to watch him go nuts at the cult rally tonight and completely fuck up the one thing he has done right in the past two years.

He was reading this afternoon.

He'll fuck it all up when he goes off script.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Well, I for one am shocked that a former head honcho of Sears would be so wrong about economics.  

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

But her emails.

her private server!

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

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48 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Yet Trump calls for presumption of innocence for the Saudis and Kavanaugh.

 

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12 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Russia isn't nearly as invested in eavesdropping on Trump as the Chinese since they can just ask him anything they want to know.

Cheeto probably talks to Putin on encrypted Signal connection.

Holy shit.  Dotus licker on CNN just said if the president stays on script tonight at rally and condemns bomb attempts again and Dems don't praise him for it, "it will be a tragedy".  

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24 minutes ago, yoladu said:

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He's a useful idiot. I am less concerned about the puppet on the stage and much more concerned with the people holding the strings. 

Wait, we're supposed to give the president credit for saying "mailing bombs to people is bad"? 

4 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

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Vicente did a hell of a job letting the cartels run Mexico.  Fuck him.  

Fuck the cartels, but he hit the bullseye onTrump.

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Vicente did a hell of a job letting the cartels run Mexico.  Fuck him.  

Well, we helped.

33 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Vicente did a hell of a job letting the cartels run Mexico.  Fuck him.  

now you care about brown people?! 

5 minutes ago, achooloco said:

now you care about brown people?! 

Always have.  I’m not a democrat.  Who fucks them over for 200 years now but still gets their votes.  I actually want them to prosper. And not hold them down in perpetual Misery for votes. 

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

PAGE 666!

 

The seventh seal has been broken!

15 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Always have.  I’m not a democrat.  Who fucks them over for 200 years now but still gets their votes.  I actually want them to prosper. And not hold them down in perpetual Misery for votes. 

What do you do to try to help American minorities prosper?

15 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Always have.  I’m not a democrat.  Who fucks them over for 200 years now but still gets their votes.  I actually want them to prosper. And not hold them down in perpetual Misery for votes. 

ahuh...

According to Trump today, the fault lies with people who call him Hitler, people who chase republican shitheads out of restaurants, and the media. Gotcha. 

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

He never has and never will.  He knows he doesn’t. 

He saved Haiti.

 

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

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Highlighting your own sycophantism. Good job.

52 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Always have.  I’m not a democrat.  Who fucks them over for 200 years now but still gets their votes.  I actually want them to prosper. And not hold them down in perpetual Misery for votes. 

Since you only took 2 history classes in college, here's a broad look. Please counter with anyone can change a Wikipedia entry

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy

 

At this point I’m ready for The Purge or a great plague... either way, really.
2 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


At this point I’m ready for The Purge or a great plague... either way, really.

a good portion of his base will die in the next few years, either from time or beetus

 

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Mr. Trump’s aides have repeatedly warned him that his cellphone calls are not secure, and they have told him that Russian spies are routinely eavesdropping on the calls, as well. But aides say the voluble president, who has been pressured into using his secure White House landline more often these days, has still refused to give up his iPhones. White House officials say they can only hope he refrains from discussing classified information when he is on them.

Mr. Trump’s use of his iPhones was detailed by several current and former officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity so they could discuss classified intelligence and sensitive security arrangements. The officials said they were doing so not to undermine Mr. Trump, but out of frustration with what they considered the president’s casual approach to electronic security.

lock him up!  lock him up!

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6 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Are you completely discounting that possibility?  

Yes, until some actual evidence is produced, I am not only completely discounting that possibility, I am going to call anyone who doesn't a POS, or an evil fuck, as appropriate.

Trump is completely lying about Saudia Arabia's arms purchases. Defend your dear leader on this, Johnny Sack:

 

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"With all that being said though, we have $450 billion, $110 billion of which is a military order, but this is equipment and various things ordered from Saudi Arabia, $450 billion," Trump said. "I think it's over a million jobs. That's not helpful for us to cancel an order like that. That hurts us far more than it hurts them."

 

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We decided to check those points.

Key takeaways
  • Saudi Arabia has not ordered $110 billion worth of military goods and services.

  • Saudi Arabia has not ordered $450 billion worth of goods and services across the board.

  • Over one million jobs are not at stake.



https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2018/oct/23/donald-trump/donald-trump-touts-nonexistent-450-billion-saudi-o/

28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump is completely lying about Saudia Arabia's arms purchases. Defend your dear leader on this, Johnny Sack:

 

 



https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2018/oct/23/donald-trump/donald-trump-touts-nonexistent-450-billion-saudi-o/

 

7 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Are you completely discounting that possibility?  

 

Every single thing trump says is by definition a lie. 

The sack and other trump boot lickers are ok with that. 

It’s important that the non-sacks and non-boot lickers don’t stop pointing out trump’s constant lies and continue to not tolerate it. Eventually trumps house of cards will collapse. The fucking guy has declared bankruptcy seven times and somehow managed to bankrupt a fucking casino. And when the house of cards collapse finally happens, America can start to heal again. 

And yeah I know brisket has given up. Good thing there wasn’t an internet in 1942. 

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On 10/22/2018 at 10:04 AM, Chrispy said:

I believe he’s referencing wall funding and expedited due process, but I’m not sure it’s very feasible. Our immigration courts are overwhelmed and mobs of this size simply can not be processed without a major overhaul. 

I did give a heartily chuckle when Trump applauded Mexico for attempting to stop the migrants, as if they actually did. 

The wall and immigration courts have  nothing to do with this caravan, if you are paying attention.

6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump is completely lying about Saudia Arabia's arms purchases. Defend your dear leader on this, Johnny Sack:

 

 



https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2018/oct/23/donald-trump/donald-trump-touts-nonexistent-450-billion-saudi-o/

It started at 40,000 jobs.

Went to 400,000 jobs.

Then 500,000 jobs.

Now at a million.

To give context, the whole sector for national defense is only 300,000 jobs. Total.

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