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7 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

 

I wasn't ready to believe him but then he threw all those extra o's in towards the end of the tweet. Totes on his side now.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

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I just got a marshall stiffy at the idea of Raylan Givens in the Oval Office. 

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58 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Bang-up job on that bailout. 

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Grassley has not yet talked to the White House about changing the rules to exclude Smithfield from the bailout, but he is considering doing so

He seems super serious about considering to say something.

Donald Trump is revealing this country to be a real piece of shit.

 

FIFY

 

2 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

Bang-up job on that bailout. 

Grassley, a farmer who owns land in Iowa, has been critical of the Trump administration’s trade war but confirmed last month that he will himself be requesting money under the bailout program.

Not too critical, obviously.



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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Grassley, a farmer who owns land in Iowa, has been critical of the Trump administration’s trade war but confirmed last month that he will himself be requesting money under the bailout program.

Not too critical, obviously.

Of course he is.  Can we seize his farm and go scorched earth on it?  Just burn that motherfucker to the ground.  God damn this pisses me off.

7 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

i'd buy it and take a fat shit on it and give it to melania cause she a is a cunt. give it to her tribute style cause she deserves no best...

4 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

Bang-up job on that bailout. 

Chris Pope is a good friend.  His family sold Smithfield to the Chinese.  They really need that bailout.  Lol.  GMAFB

Just closed out watching FOX news 3/4 of the last 24 hours.  There's a huge cartel caravan, Trump never ever suggest violence (like body slams) is OK, and Maxine Waters is exactly the same as the president (except maxine has culpability). But it makes me understand why the guy I argued with about facts, didn't have any facts of his own, and simply thought wuestionsing my accurate facts was enough to dismiss the actual facts.  Thanks Newt Gingrich for allowing foreign control of US Television networks.

1 hour ago, horn4life said:

Just closed out watching FOX news 3/4 of the last 24 hours.  There's a huge cartel caravan, Trump never ever suggest violence (like body slams) is OK, and Maxine Waters is exactly the same as the president (except maxine has culpability). But it makes me understand why the guy I argued with about facts, didn't have any facts of his own, and simply thought wuestionsing my accurate facts was enough to dismiss the actual facts.  Thanks Newt Gingrich for allowing foreign control of US Television networks.

This reads like you just watched way too much fox news.  And probably drank a bit while doing so, but who could blame you.

Watching FOX News makes me want to drink... arsenic.

Fucking 25th amendment this man already, FUCK. I hate Pence just as much, if not more, but I think I would feel like the world was a little less on the precipice of disaster with him in charge

This is what 63,000,000 people voted for though.

3mil fewer than those who cast their vote for the other major option

Diamond and Silk are back in the correct order.

The next time something bad happens and Trump has to give a “let’s all come together” speech, I wish he would finish it with “blah blah blah, whatever”. It would be less insulting to our (some of our) intelligence.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Diamond and Silk are back in the correct order.

Diamond's check cashed.

Silk is still waiting.

 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So two more bombs were discovered this morning and he's crying about his twitter followers?

I honestly don't even know what that one means.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Holy sheeeit.  His automated Russian hologram is getting unplugged before our eyes and he’s protesting.  

That curtain being pulled back is about to snag the clothes right off his orange ass.

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Is there some secret meaning to Rocket Ship and Blimp?  I feel more stupid for having read this.

10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Guys, quit posting fake Trump Twitter posts. Oh, wait ... shit.

1 minute ago, retread said:

 

How does Donald know early voting results?

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Five morons!  Bwahahaha!

“Bomb stuff”????

Fuck you, you orange pustule.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

 

It's like the depravity of this man is without limits.  Using his charity's money to buy a portrait of himself because he, himself ------ supposedly a billionaire ------ was too cheap to?  Do you think those who gave to his charity would have approved?

 

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

It's like the depravity of this man is without limits.  Using his charity's money to buy a portrait of himself because he, himself ------ supposedly a billionaire ------ was too cheap to?  Do you think those who gave to his charity would have approved?

 

Those who gave to his charity don't give a shit. They gave to his charity to buy influence and curry favor.

28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How does Donald know early voting results?

He’s projecting, or Hannity, Tucker, or F&F said it.   

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

He’s projecting, or Hannity, Tucker, or F&F said it.   

Or perhaps something more sinister.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Or perhaps something more sinister.

That implies that he’s acutely aware of things like voting numbers.   

Although he is  apparently about to do everything he can in Florida (personal appearances, robocalls, etc.), so he’s pretty spooked. 

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