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5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

‘Top Youth Soccer Recruits For Trump’ has to be one of the more obscure pro-Trump groups. Gotta be like 7 of them. 

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5 minutes ago, Constant said:

Yet they’ll be lining up with their red hats to vote. 

I dont know, if there’s one thing more powerful a cult figure than trump, it’s the mighty dollar. We’ll see who they vote for in 2020 when their livelihoods are in ruin. 

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I dont know, if there’s one thing more powerful a cult figure than trump, it’s the mighty dollar. We’ll see who they vote for in 2020 when their livelihoods are in ruin. 

They could make a statement in 2018. 

45 minutes ago, retread said:

 

The ds get such easy softball pitch and need to keep on hammering this issue but they don't 

12 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

The ds get such easy softball pitch and need to keep on hammering this issue but they don't 

It doesn’t resonate well with the folks they need to convert.  Average Joe Republican has no fucking clue how a trade war or tariffs works.  

Having a democrat explain it to them isn’t going to be persuasive. 

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Is today Halloween?

Remember when Obama had the audacity to wear a tan suit and Hannity  and others attacked him for it?


Now Trump calls for citizens who have not been charged with a crime to be locked up and ..... silence.

 

Obama was a secret Muslim authoritarian and the most divisive in history, that man had the audacity to invite republicans to help author the healthcare bill.
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Dear lord.

When Stephen Miller has better skin, it’s time for a spa day.
2 hours ago, Texas73 said:

Is today Halloween?

looks like the Walking Dead.  

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

What the fuck. Why do they look like return of the living dead

Because they have no soul.

11 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Those are some ugly motherfuckers. On the inside.

Is there a Bolton thread? I couldn't find it so putting this here. This dude is a fucking POS. I can't believe I'm shocked but I am.

 

Quote of the week from Fräulein Nielsen

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Washington (CNN)Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, referring to US troops who are expected to be deployed to the southern border to deter an incoming migrant caravan, said Thursday that "we do not have any intention right now to shoot at people."

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/26/politics/nielsen-caravan-military-trump/index.html

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when is trump going to go back to being president?  he's been campaigning nonstop.  it's almost like he's scared or something.

don't we need a president? i was under the impression it was an important job.  guess not.  this fucker

He’s retweeting people saying nice things about him right now. That’s important work for this guy. 

Whatever the fuck this means:

 

14 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I dont know, if there’s one thing more powerful a cult figure than trump, it’s the mighty dollar. We’ll see who they vote for in 2020 when their livelihoods are in ruin. 

I think you’ve got it backward. The defining characteristic of a mark is their willingness to part with their money. That’s how cons work, and a mark would rather believe even stronger and part with even more money than admit he got conned. The rubes that make up Trump’s base could be starving and living homeless in the streets and they’d support him even more than they do now.

Just now, wildcat09 said:

I think you’ve got it backward. The defining characteristic of a mark is their willingness to part with their money. That’s how cons work, and a mark would rather believe even stronger and part with even more money than admit he got conned. The rubes that make up Trump’s base could be starving and living homeless in the streets and they’d support him even more than they do now.

You may be right, but I prefer to hold on to a little bit of hope that the bulk of his supporters will wake up. There will still be assholes that would never leave his side, but I have to think (and hope) that once their livelihoods are truly threatened, they’ll rebel 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

You may be right, but I prefer to hold on to a little bit of hope that the bulk of his supporters will wake up. There will still be assholes that would never leave his side, but I have to think (and hope) that once their livelihoods are truly threatened, they’ll rebel 

I’ve got bad news for you.  They are all irredeemable pieces of shit and aren’t ever going to “come around” to being decent people.  

1 minute ago, Jack Straw said:

I’ve got bad news for you.  They are all irredeemable pieces of shit and aren’t ever going to “come around” to being decent people.  

*sigh* I know....

14 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I dont know, if there’s one thing more powerful a cult figure than trump, it’s the mighty dollar. We’ll see who they vote for in 2020 when their livelihoods are in ruin. 

Shit, all those small government, welfare hating farmers will be lined up for their govt bailout money. 

52 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Shit, all those small government, welfare hating farmers will be lined up for their govt bailout money. 

Yeah, that's the way it works.  They can't see the hypocrisy.  They love Trump's "tough talk" and "master negotiating tactics" and completely miss the point that almost every economic decision made by this administration is contrary to their best interests, which makes subsidies necessary.

Hell, there's now talk about subsidizing the coal industry.

21 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

We've all seen similar vehicles in Texas that are covered in that kind of shit. Usually the occupants also live in the van.

 

The fact that his van could cruise around for who knows how long without being vandalized is crazy. Maybe we aren't that politically charged.

You can't see through all the shit on the windows to make sure he's not sitting there with a bazooka ready to "stand his ground" if someone approached and started messing with that rolling piece of political art.

21 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The owner/occupant of that van probably spent a lot of time waiting for somebody to vandalize it so he could bust out of the side doors looking to exercise his version of castle doctrine.  

beat me too it.

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Karate and friendship

For everyone.....whoooooooa

cool, that songs stuck in my head again..

That’s amazing. My 6 year old mastered that years ago. 

41 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Good lord.

Where the hell is he off to now?  Another hate rally to warn of Jew haters in the caravan?

I mean, dumb and mean is usually such a winning combination.

It’s really a mystery why so many people hate him.

Good lord.
He's, like, a genius y'all.

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Cheeto Jesus thinks every place should have armed guards to keep the alt right (his constituents) from killing them...  Clearly it's all on the synagogue

 

Fuck racists, homophones, misogynists, antisemites, and anyone who tolerates them

lmfao. That umbrella tweet is the absolute perfect metaphor for the orange pustule. Amazing.

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Why would security be of more service than the police officers that were killed?  

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Man, if the Jews had more security before WW2, they wouldn't have all gone to the concentration camps.

I expect we’ll get an ivanka and Jared photo op I. The next 24 hours. 

15 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Why would security be of more service than the police officers that were killed?  

They wouldnt. Its fucking stupid. 

Trump is an unrepentant ideologue, out of touch with the masses, always blames the victim and nothing is ever his fault. 

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It’s like Trump wants to drive up Jewish voter turnout for the Dems. 

6 hours ago, thrillhammer said:

when is trump going to go back to being president?  he's been campaigning nonstop.  it's almost like he's scared or something.

don't we need a president? i was under the impression it was an important job.  guess not.  this fucker

I'd rather have him campaigning and hyping up his retard base than fucking shit up in the actual government.  

For the fucking MAGidiots who claim that Trump has no culpability for the violence that he has egged on, encouraged, and fed....remember that Charles Manson never actually killed anyone, personally.

He is an evil cancer on this land. You stand with evil, or you stand against it. Those are your choices. Pick. History is watching you.

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