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I bet he wasn't invited. 


Bullshit. What...do you think DOTUS would just let not being invited slide by without some Twitter vomit about it? Are you new?
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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Getting in another 18 is more important than honoring a former First Lady. 

 

"Will be a beautiful day!"  Translation: Wife's outta town.  Hookers form a line on hole 18.

49 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pardon a black man? I'll believe it when I see it. 

With a name like Jack Johnson, 0% chance Trump realizes he's black. He just heard that Johnson was controversially married 3 times (each time to a white woman), so he probably considers him a kindred spirit. 

That's the first I've heard about "Mr. Peepers." I'll bet it's true. 

Nothing he won't lie about.

Maybe search your KFC/Diet Coke addled mind for some interaction that you had with Barbara Bush? Since you're such a contemptible human that you weren't really invited to the funeral, maybe make some effort to honor her memory today?

Oh, you say 3 scoops in the clubhouse is your homage?

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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This image should be tweeted at Dotard every day for the rest of his life.

Has anyone EVER seen Melania relaxed and actually smiling while next to her husband like this? Anyone? I guess being next to normal human beings instead of a piece of shit does wonders on a person's emotional state. 

Never been a bigger liar to hold the office. Sad!

Does he realize Congress released the memos?

If the tweet is real about the pardon, it's pretty obvious code to his cronies.

I am shocked again at how daily rants filled with lies and idiocy posted on twitter have become the norm for presidential behavior and announcements of policy. 

I'm demoralized that we hit this low in the office of the presidency so soon.

The good news is Trump seems to be the only political figure that can get away with this much shittyness.  He’s an anomaly and I hope America intends to keep it that way.

 

As an aside, I’m still waiting to find out how the Peter Strozk and Lisa Page text messages were leaked.  

Seems like the personal text messages of two FBI agents on a government phone shouldn’t be made public without good cause. 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

I'm afraid it's not going to be an anomaly. I hope it is. Trump 1.0 may be the template for even worse things.

4 hours ago, scottsins said:

 


The DNC will have barely any impact at all, good or bad. The lawsuit filing is a fundraiser tool for these midterms.

That's probably it.  Just seems broad and ill conceived, given the dnc's own shenanigans.

He's not an anomaly. This country is full of mouth breathing retards on both sides of the aisle. Too many people either refuse or are incapable of rationale thought. Critical thinking skills are in short supply while the number of mindless tweets and Facebook bullshit grows exponentially.

Ow. My. Balls.

Fundraising tool? 

Donald Trump is the best fundraising tool the democrats can ask for.

People that say it’s a fundraising tool/stunt haven’t read the lawsuit.

Dont be shocked when Mueller hit some folks with the exact crimes in the lawsuit.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

He's not an anomaly. This country is full of mouth breathing retards on both sides of the aisle. Too many people either refuse or are incapable of rationale thought. Critical thinking skills are in short supply while the number of mindless tweets and Facebook bullshit grows exponentially.

Ow. My. Balls.

There always was and always will be the snake oil salesmen politicians but I don’t think one gets back to the White House anytime soon.

Thank goodness Michael Avenatti doesn’t work for Trump.

 

 

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^^ Avenatti..

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38 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

There always was and always will be the snake oil salesmen politicians but I don’t think one gets back to the White House anytime soon.

I’m guessing 2020. NK is exactly why he wins again. Nothing different happens and he wins with spouting off his own praise for accomplishing something. People aren’t smart. We keep thinking they are for some reason. 


People that say it’s a fundraising tool/stunt haven’t read the lawsuit.



I am saying that and I have read the pleadings. Now what?
11 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 


I am saying that and I have read the pleadings. Now what?

 

Agree to disagree.  Seems like dems are divided on the civil suit too. Typical 

I told you Avennati is a sage and real astute about reading these kind of people. He called it and that Michael will roll on Trump.

Found this further down in the thread. haha, it is pretty damn close to the truth.

 

1 hour ago, scottsins said:

 


I am saying that and I have read the pleadings. Now what?

Scott, what if there was collusion/communication occurring between the parties named, but instead of election tampering, the parties' communication was regarding something else (not election tampering).  Would the evidence of that "something else" be admissible, suppressible or what? 

Let's use money laundering as one possible example of "something else" besides election tampering.  And let's use, exposing an international crime ring, as another example of "something else."

Feel free to correct my questions. I'm no kinda legal eagle.

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This image should be tweeted at Dotard every day for the rest of his life.

First genuine smile I’ve seen from her.
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

EDIT:  Why can't I post a Imgur pic?  I can post  a pic from anyplace else.

https://i.imgur.com/hTPg65R.jpg

There's literally an entire thread about Imgur being borked.

 

This thread continues to deliver. It is one one part totally hysterical nonsense and one part raw fuck you in your face truth.

I really hope Melania starts hanging out with the Obamas without DOTUS

With a dash of concern trolling that the recipe didn’t call for but a smug chef insists on including because he thinks it makes him hip.

12 minutes ago, RPM said:

There's literally an entire thread about Imgur being borked.

 

Gracias.

I didn't bother to check with the moose out front.

 

With a dash of concern trolling that the recipe didn’t call for but a smug chef insists on including because he thinks it makes him hip.


You are right. I forgot a good sprinkling of sanctimonious twattery. That’s the most essential ingredient.
6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Gracias.

I didn't bother to check with the moose out front.

 

tl;dr the best alternatives seem to be imgbox.com, imgbb.com, and tinypic.com

President Trump's former national security adviser Michael Flynn will campaign in Montana for Republican Senate candidate Troy Downing. 

Downing, one of four Republican candidates vying to take on Democratic Sen. Jon Tester in the midterm elections, announced the news on Twitter on Friday.

The candidate has aligned himself with Trump by backing the building of a border wall and the Republican tax law.

Flynn was fired as Trump's national security adviser in early 2017 after it became public that he had misled administration officials about his contact with a Russian government official.

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/384283-flynn-to-campaign-for-montana-senate-candidate

 

I jest about calling the GOP the party of treason but they sure are trying.

Btw @Lurch hope you took my recs upthread on voo.  You’d be up ~3% since those posts. 

My entire 401k is S&P index so I’ll happily take it.

5 minutes ago, Lurch said:

My entire 401k is S&P index so I’ll happily take it.

Thanks, Obama!

9 minutes ago, Lurch said:

My entire 401k is S&P index so I’ll happily take it.

So I’ll chalk your previous nonsense up to the hysterical side of the ledger.  

Sure, we took on inarguably unsustainable debt and started a trade war, but what could possibly go wrong now? 3% in a few weeks is proof enough of success for me.

13 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Sure, we took on inarguably unsustainable debt and started a trade war, but what could possibly go wrong now? 3% in a few weeks is proof enough of success for me.

Buy low. Sell high. Leave the hysteria to brisket. 

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