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7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

People just need to keep fucking each other until we’re all the same color.

 

The kids are--it's the olds that can't.  Have said this before and here it is again in a nutshell.  My recently deceased neighbor told us she wasn't a bigot but she didn't believe in interracial dating.  Well, that kind of is the definition of racism.  She was always going on about how her grandchildren were dating black kids.  Whether she wanted it or not, her grand kids didn't care. Same with my family unfortunately.  My dad was a bit of a bigot when I was young and I finally told him to stf up when I was 9.  I would have given anything to see their faces when my brother started dating black girls and knocked up a latina while I was away at UT.  Made me laugh like hell.  Later I went to grad school in Richmond, VA.  Really experienced it first hand there--had bosses that used the N word and saw it with cops.  The children don't care though unless the parents are wealthy enough to literally segregate them.   

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10 hours ago, David Dennison said:

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Look how happy she is posing with the cool kids.

 

they're all actually touching.

When you finally drop the guy everyone hates from the group:
 
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Am I the only one that wants to see Melania and Michelle scissor?
Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
6 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:
When you finally drop the guy everyone hates from the group:
 
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Am I the only one that wants to see Melania and Michelle scissor?

I've fapped to worse. 

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
6 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:
When you finally drop the guy everyone hates from the group:
 
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Am I the only one that wants to see Melania and Michelle scissor?

Everyone in that photo with the possible exception of Laura Bush wants to see Michelle and Melania scissor. 

Everyone in that photo with the possible exception of Laura Bush wants to see Michelle and Melania scissor. 
I dunno, I bet Laura is the biggest freak of them all.
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It's telling that the two missing are Carter and Trump.

Carter may not travel much since he looks like he's made of porcelain now that he's 200 years old.  

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It's telling that the two missing are Carter and Trump.

What's telling about Carter's absence? The fact that he's 93 years old and lives in Georgia or the fact that Barbara Bush didn't become First Lady until eight years after he left office? If Rosalynn died next week, would George H.W. Bush fly to Georgia for the funeral?

What's telling about Carter's absence? The fact that he's 93 years old and lives in Georgia or the fact that Barbara Bush didn't become First Lady until eight years after he left office? If Rosalynn died next week, would George H.W. Bush fly to Georgia for the funeral?
I understand every word in that sentence, but I have no idea what you're trying to say
2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It's telling that the two missing are Carter and Trump.

Carter knows you can’t take the Grail beyond the temple entrance, and the Grail is what has kept him alive all these centuries. 

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m looking forward to infrastructure week.

They've all been great so far.

47 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
50 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:
What's telling about Carter's absence? The fact that he's 93 years old and lives in Georgia or the fact that Barbara Bush didn't become First Lady until eight years after he left office? If Rosalynn died next week, would George H.W. Bush fly to Georgia for the funeral?

I understand every word in that sentence, but I have no idea what you're trying to say

Nor whom I was addressing. 

On 4/20/2018 at 10:39 PM, joe dirt said:

dick talk not going away. 

This is the Donald Trump thread

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Because fuck you America.

They know the OnBoard's of the world will take the bait.

Crazy to think Trump is going to get a boost in the polls for meeting with lil Kim and not going to war with North Korea.
I still think he can fuck this up though.

Yup, cause if Kim Jong Dong says he’s disarming, we should believe him. He’s known for truthfulness, like our own DOTUS.
46 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I can imagine Sanders calling up Fox: "Hey guys, I need to talk to the President, can you guys get me on Monday morning?"

6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


Getting a late start this morning.

 

Justice Garland thinks that's rich. 

I have no idea who "Todd Starnes" is, unless that's Lisa Loopner's boyfriend, but the jokes just write themselves.

 

Image result for lisa loopner todd

The first thought that crossed my mind was "wtf did Teresa May do now?".  The random caps are a beating. 

Well Donald the actor who played Sgt. Schulz is dead so that's why the Dems won't vote to confirm him as the Ambassador to Germany.

17 hours ago, Red Five said:

Still would Laura I️ think.

Zoom in on those legs and you'll get over it

 

 

 

 

 https://twitter.com/Sarahchadwickk/status/988230952165040128?s=19

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, woohorn said:

 

 

 

 

Y'all know I cut Trump zero slack...but the question here is "what are the odds that Trump uses an anti-semetic term to describe a jewish reporter?"  Well, the odds are pretty good, and they're good that it has nothing to do with the slur or Chuck Todd being jewish.  Trump makes up so many fucking insulting nicknames, like the fucking first-grader that he is, that some of those terms are bound to have some secondary meaning.  And if he was well-read or culturally aware at all, we might reasonably conclude that he knew of and meant that secondary meaning.

Here, I think it's just the fact that Trump slings so much invective and so many childish nicknames that there's bound to be overlap with some offensive secondary meaning from time to time, but that's not what Trump meant.  Trump's nicknames are not much more sophisticated than "poopyhead," so let's not give him credit for being more creative or clever than that.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Y'all know I cut Trump zero slack...but the question here is "what are the odds that Trump uses an anti-semetic term to describe a jewish reporter?"  Well, the odds are pretty good, and they're good that it has nothing to do with the slur or Chuck Todd being jewish.  Trump makes up so many fucking insulting nicknames, like the fucking first-grader that he is, that some of those terms are bound to have some secondary meaning.  And if he was well-read or culturally aware at all, we might reasonably conclude that he knew of and meant that secondary meaning.

Here, I think it's just the fact that Trump slings so much invective and so many childish nicknames that there's bound to be overlap with some offensive secondary meaning from time to time, but that's not what Trump meant.  Trump's nicknames are not much more sophisticated than "poopyhead," so let's not give him credit for being more creative or clever than that.

Except Trump rarely, if ever, bases his insults on appearance. Crooked Hillary. Lyin Ted. Rocketman.  And it would be easy to make fun of the appearance of all 3.  Maybe you should read more into it when he goes that route. Even bad hombres doesn't directly speak to appearance. 

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2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Oh, boy

 

 

Trump tweet on this in 3,2,1

Clockwork!

 

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Except Trump rarely, if ever, bases his insults on appearance. Crooked Hillary. Lyin Ted. Rocketman.  And it would be easy to make fun of the appearance of all 3.  Maybe you should read more into it when he goes that route. Even bad hombres doesn't directly speak to appearance. 

Little Marco, Mister Magoo. 

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Little Marco, Mister Magoo. 

Forgot about Little Marco. Who is Mister Magoo?

31 minutes ago, Ben Tobin said:

Zoom in on those legs and you'll get over it

Lol, SOMEONE'S a perv.  Well done.

3 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Forgot about Little Marco. Who is Mister Magoo?

Jeff Sessions, according to unnamed sources in the WH. Trump says he never called him that. I take that to mean he called him that. 

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Clockwork!

 

If only we were tougher on Atlantic immigration in 1885 and 1930 we wouldn't be in this pickle.

WALL

 

 

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58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Y'all know I cut Trump zero slack...but the question here is "what are the odds that Trump uses an anti-semetic term to describe a jewish reporter?"  Well, the odds are pretty good, and they're good that it has nothing to do with the slur or Chuck Todd being jewish.  Trump makes up so many fucking insulting nicknames, like the fucking first-grader that he is, that some of those terms are bound to have some secondary meaning.  And if he was well-read or culturally aware at all, we might reasonably conclude that he knew of and meant that secondary meaning.

Here, I think it's just the fact that Trump slings so much invective and so many childish nicknames that there's bound to be overlap with some offensive secondary meaning from time to time, but that's not what Trump meant.  Trump's nicknames are not much more sophisticated than "poopyhead," so let's not give him credit for being more creative or clever than that.

I'm sure he'd heard Stephen Miller refer to Chuck Todd as "sleepy eyed" and stole it.

5 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I'm sure he'd heard Stephen Miller refer to Chuck Todd as "sleepy eyed" and stole it.

This.  If you haven't figured it out yet, Trump has zero original material. Everything from his campaign slogans, ideas, and businesses is a complete fraud that he ripped off from somewhere else. 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

No, see, I'm full of shit, and Trump is just a passing thing.  Remain calm, all is well.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No, see, I'm full of shit, and Trump is just a passing thing.  Remain calm, all is well.

It's a passing thing for the country, IMO. It's a real problem for the Republican Party. 

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