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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I was leaving some room for disagreement, but you're right.  He's a lovable buffoon with a perfectly sphere-shaped head.  

“No, it's perfectly round, your head. Perfectly spherical head, your face is slightly too big for it, it always goes over the, almost goes over the sides. Perfectly round head, um, pug little nose, funny gimp eyes with no expression, hangdog look, like a little mouth, like a little lamprey, not formed, not human formed, the way your expression, is, it is like you've had a lobotomy, your head goes weird at the back, it's got a little nod in it, uh, it's really strange, your face. And you're stupid.”

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15 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Trump seems to possess a superpower related to conflict.  Whereas most people, myself included, are drained when embroiled in conflict, he seems to draw some bizzaro dark matter energy from it.  So while he may not have balls, he has a strange comfort being at the center of an existential crisis.

i was sort of thinking the same thing.  he's been puttering around on the wall for two years with a bunch of sycophants in both chambers.  now that the Ds have one of them back, he's all amped about the wall because he gets to fight someone about it.

17 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Trump seems to possess a superpower related to conflict.  Whereas most people, myself included, are drained when embroiled in conflict, he seems to draw some bizzaro dark matter energy from it.  So while he may not have balls, he has a strange comfort being at the center of an existential crisis.

Axis II. 

The fight in Trump has always been his most appealing quality. 

Doesnt matter what he’s fighting for, just that he’s fighting.

It’s also the same reason Jerry Springer was on the air for so long. 

49 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

But here's the thing.  That doesn't fucking matter to 30% of the Fox breathing syphillis contingent of society. 

It doesn't matter now. It will when it's their jobs that are lost because of the shutdown, when it's their medicare and medicaid checks that aren't arriving, when it's their lives that are affected.

But Trump is just a consequence of what's going on and not a cause. The important thing isn't what kind of play Pelosi made here; it's that she made any play at all. It's a step in the right direction, at least.

We must have Congress asserting its authority over the things the Constitution grants it authority over. If anything, we want to see Congress over-reach, and really stick its nose into things that the Executive branch has so far dominated and expanded into. It's not just about border walls and impeachment proceedings. We need to see Congress really saying, "No, you can't do this, that's our job." And we need to see them doing that for things that aren't just the things Trump is claiming he can do, and not just for the things that past presidents have done that have been Congress' specialty, but we won't really know that the pendulum is starting to swing back until they're claiming the ability to do things that the Constitution has explicitly granted to the Executive branch.

 

Finally the presidency is respected again....

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Why was Pence in that meeting? He just sat there like a stump.

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6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The fight in Trump has always been his most appealing quality. 

Doesnt matter what he’s fighting for, just that he’s fighting.

It’s also the same reason Jerry Springer was on the air for so long. 

DID THEY TAKE JERRY SPRINGER OFF THE AIR?????

16 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

God, this CoS search is going to continue to be high comedy fuckery.
 

 

 

 

 

Sheriff Arpaio could use a job.

11 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Why was Pence in that meeting? He just sat there like a stump.

He was giving his knees a rest. 

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

This. Should have said as soon as you deliver on the funding from Mexico, that you promised, the wall can be built.

 

She should have just said "Why should we have a vote for funding the wall in the U.S. Congress when Mexico is going to pay for it? That makes no sense, Mr. President. If Mexico is going to pay for the wall, shouldn't their Congress be voting on it?"

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10 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Why was Pence in that meeting? He just sat there like a stump.

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13 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Why was Pence in that meeting? He just sat there like a stump.

He's like Vince Vaughn's crew.

 

 

Even the guy that can't speak says something!  C'MON!

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

Who in Trump's camp agreed to put this in front of cameras? 

Horrible decision. 

Well, to Republicans, he “looks tough.” This is what tough looks like to people who pull still pull the (R) levers.  

23 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Why was Pence in that meeting? He just sat there like a stump.

Trump told him there would be a glory to behold. He heard it as there would be a glory hole.

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1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

LULZ.  I hope he's got a good cut man in his corner because Trump has a gash opened up above his eye after the very first altercation.  I could never have imagined that I would be pulling for Nancy and Chuck, but here we are.  

Yeah, I've been in "enemy of my enemy is my friend" territory since the election.  

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, I've been in "enemy of my enemy is my friend" territory since the election.  

Truly strange days my friends.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The flailing continues

I personally didnt know that being a Democrat was a disqualifier for heading the FBI.  

Even though maybe Comey is actually a lifelong Republican just hoping for any adult to take back the White House.  Someone should tell Trump that being a sycophant to the commander in chief is not a job responsibility for the FBI.

this was the full 10 minutes . Epic tantrum.  I want the WALL dammit! 
 
 

What she did that was brilliant was call it a Trump shutdown in the first 30 seconds knowing full well that a narcissist like Trump can’t resist taking that bait.

It was masterful.

Jesus--the headline in the Washington Post right now: "Pelosi Questions Trump's Manhood."

That's got to sting.

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus--the headline in the Washington Post right now: "Pelosi Questions Trump's Manhood."

That's got to sting.

Later today, there will be a tweet with something something 7" all manhood or somsuch.

 

Maybe he tweets a pic of his junk.

That'd be new and original (to him).

My bet is on another "Mah hands are yyyyyyuuuuuuge"-style tweet.

I hope Ronna gets indicted too in this mess.  Shes an absolutely terrible person.  Huckabee-esque. 

in front of the pool, with cameras running, trump just doubled down on owning the government shutdown.

I love the look on Schumer's face here:

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There are two completely different realities going on at the same time in this country. It's fucking bizarre.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I love the look on Schumer's face here:

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Jazz hands!

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Itty Bity Jazz hands!

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1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

Why was Pence in that meeting? He just sat there like a stump.

Yep, he clearly found it awkward and I don’t blame him. 

I also noticed Chuck had the old man/retirement home hunch going on, Mother Nature sure is cruel. 

21 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

in front of the pool, with cameras running, trump just doubled down on owning the government shutdown.

He will shut it down now because he said he would, even if every Republican in DC begs him not to.

Merry Christmas for my household.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

Did you see their questions to Google's CEO? They're an old folks home in charge of trillions.

4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Did you see their questions to Google's CEO? They're an old folks home in charge of trillions.

Yep.

11 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Yep, he clearly found it awkward and I don’t blame him. 

I also noticed Chuck had the old man/retirement home hunch going on, Mother Nature sure is cruel. 

Honestly I'm not sure if it was the right move for him. Democrats are never going to like him so playing it like a normal politician like he did just makes him come off to the Trump base as weak and not supportive. Kind of a damned if you do and damned if you don't moment.

Gotta hand it to Pence, him being there in stone cold stoic silence was great optics for the next president.

if the government is shutdown over no border security, meaning the Border Patrol doesn't work those days, wouldn't that defeat the purpose? 

11 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

Automatic retirement...... No excuses.  Sucks, I understand it's an ugly, ugly disease, but it's not fair to the American people.

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

if the government is shutdown over no border security, meaning the Border Patrol doesn't work those days, wouldn't that defeat the purpose? 

Yes. But I'm sure Trump will have someone put up a sign stating that the border is closed due to the Government shutdown. Those who want to cross illegally will just have to wait.

Also, as bad as the Pelosi meeting was for Trump, he absolutely needed something in the media to demonstrate he’s still the president and not just a criminal awaiting justice. 

5 minutes ago, NowThis said:

if the government is shutdown over no border security, meaning the Border Patrol doesn't work those days, wouldn't that defeat the purpose? 

Nah, Chris Christie will bring down his family and watch the border for free:

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