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3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He needs a target rich war, one that will look good on tv. Afghanistan didn't cut it for Dubya and it won't cut it for Trump. I'm talking about a nice, bright, shiny new war. 

Or maybe it will be something that can score political points, but not be a real "war".


You know, something Clancy probably came up with in the past:

 

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So the Trump presidency is really shaping up to be a catastrophe. 

Thanks Gary Johnson voters. 

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That would create too many refugees seeking asylum in the U.S.  Maybe Bolton will sell him on Iran. Jared would support that because the Saudis and Israelis would tell him to. 

Too hard. He wouldn't have the stomach for it.

8 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Brown people? Check. Taking out a military that looks like they could actually go to war? No check.

Venezuela?

17 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Well shiit, didn't know it was artistically designed.  Hell here's an extra 10 billion, you know, for the artists.

oh monsieur, à quoi ça ressemble?

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8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Lulz. The dcblacktours.com dude put in a full day's work today. He was in every shot. 

And I googled them. Looks interesting. 

46 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Too hard. He wouldn't have the stomach for it.

Venezuela?

"Too hard" regarding Iran presumes he knows anything about it. It wouldn't exactly be a novel idea in Republican circles. See John McCain. And Trump doesn't think long term. Get him reelected and that's a victory. 

Venezuela is another possibility. He's suggested that already. Nothing beyond his typical blathering but the idea has been broached. That would be a good guess for the most likely alternative to Iran. 

59 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

"Too hard" regarding Iran presumes he knows anything about it. It wouldn't exactly be a novel idea in Republican circles. See John McCain. And Trump doesn't think long term. Get him reelected and that's a victory. 

Venezuela is another possibility. He's suggested that already. Nothing beyond his typical blathering but the idea has been broached. That would be a good guess for the most likely alternative to Iran. 

He'd end up invading Guyana by mistake.

artistically stupid wall.  lol

that, and math.

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

This guy keeps speaking my English.

The truth is far more sinister.

23 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

He'd end up invading Guyana by mistake.

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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That would create too many refugees seeking asylum in the U.S.  Maybe Bolton will sell him on Iran. Jared would support that because the Saudis and Israelis would tell him to. 

Putin would not allow Trump to invade Iran. More than likely there we will be an invasion and liberation of Puerto Rico and it will be made into a U.S. territory. Trump will declare victory and Trumpkins will celebrate.

 

I suggest an enormous military parade.  I think that would calm everyones nerves.

2 hours ago, triplehorn said:

artistically stupid wall.  lol

that, and math.

That's in Lieu of another vote.  ....all night, veal, tip your waitress

8 hours ago, SameSame said:

Well shiit, didn't know it was artistically designed.  Hell here's an extra 10 billion, you know, for the artists.

Build an artistically designed wall to own the artistic libs!

26 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Artisanal, small batch border wall.  

Don't forget to add Putin-free

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Yeah we never spend money on the military.

Right. We're completely rebuilding the military. The largest and most powerful military in the world. Goddamn, his endless bullshit is tiresome. 

Here you go patriots. 

https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall


 How do you know this is not a scam? I'm using my real name, my real information, you can contact me and hold me accountable. People who try to scam you will not be upfront with their information, they will hide and not use their name. I have a public figure Facebook page with a blue check  mark issued by facebook that verifies my identity.  I'm a retired United States Air Force member who was wounded in Iraq, and lost 3 limbs. I have a website BrianKolfage.comwhere you can verify more about me.  I will respond. I'Ve been on Fox News many times, you can see I'm credible and a real person. The Gary Sinise Foundation also built me and my family a home. Do your research before donating, and contact me if you have any questions.

 

**dont worry about donating to me.  Sleep easy I've been on fox news.

Getting scammed to own the libs.

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Raise your hand if this comes as a surprise. 

9 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

This guy keeps speaking my English.

Trump hired Flynn because they both love Russia, not because Trump didn't want to listen to a black guy. Come on.

We wish Gen Flynn the best in his ongoing cooperation w Mueller.

bad_teammate thinks humor is a centrist proposition.

15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I think these guys may be liars.

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Trump gonna divert funds intended to veterans to build a wall and the veterans are going to cheer and cheer.

Trump’s going to get Mexico to pay for the Wall in the same manner as Dirk Digglar was gonna pay for his demo.

So the wall building falls on the military's shoulders now.  If that is the case, then they can use some of their DoD budget for this. I'm sure the fine folks in the Pentagon are enthusiastically behind this idea.

 

 

Taking money from the military to pay for good domestic projects actually sounds great to me; not putting the project under the military's purview of course, but actually just taking the money from them. "Hey, your F-35 sucks, it's all cancelled and that money is going to fix the drinking water in major cities." would be rad.

Using it to build the Great Wall of Racism is really bad. If it is actually handled by the military direct and we literally militarize our Southern border that's extremely bad.

I am sure his military leaders will love the rapid pull out of Syria so we can take those "funds" and repurpose them for a construction project. 

He has the same grasp of financial concepts as a four year old. 

Can we take some of that military money for other things too?

57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Raise your hand if this comes as a surprise. 

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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Here you go patriots. 

https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall


 How do you know this is not a scam? I'm using my real name, my real information, you can contact me and hold me accountable. People who try to scam you will not be upfront with their information, they will hide and not use their name. I have a public figure Facebook page with a blue check  mark issued by facebook that verifies my identity.  I'm a retired United States Air Force member who was wounded in Iraq, and lost 3 limbs. I have a website BrianKolfage.comwhere you can verify more about me.  I will respond. I'Ve been on Fox News many times, you can see I'm credible and a real person. The Gary Sinise Foundation also built me and my family a home. Do your research before donating, and contact me if you have any questions.

 

**dont worry about donating to me.  Sleep easy I've been on fox news.

Getting scammed to own the libs.

My guess is he’s sincere and doesn’t believe he’s scamming anyone.  He’s just incapable.  My 1st grader son often has drawings of flying contraptions he is going to build.  I give his hair a little tussle and say ‘you go get’m.’

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Here you go patriots. 

https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall


 How do you know this is not a scam? I'm using my real name, my real information, you can contact me and hold me accountable. People who try to scam you will not be upfront with their information, they will hide and not use their name. I have a public figure Facebook page with a blue check  mark issued by facebook that verifies my identity.  I'm a retired United States Air Force member who was wounded in Iraq, and lost 3 limbs. I have a website BrianKolfage.comwhere you can verify more about me.  I will respond. I'Ve been on Fox News many times, you can see I'm credible and a real person. The Gary Sinise Foundation also built me and my family a home. Do your research before donating, and contact me if you have any questions.

 

**dont worry about donating to me.  Sleep easy I've been on fox news.

Getting scammed to own the libs.

That is so sad and so funny at the same time.

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Are we just not talking about what the fuck is up with her right hand?  This is just getting swept under the rug like so many other questionable acts by the administration?  BULLSHIT! 

Might wanna screen "the military" building the wall so that no aggy are involved.  If a pile of logs can kill 12, imagine the damage an artistically beautiful and very sharp bladed wall could do.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Here you go patriots. 

https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall


 How do you know this is not a scam? I'm using my real name, my real information, you can contact me and hold me accountable. People who try to scam you will not be upfront with their information, they will hide and not use their name. I have a public figure Facebook page with a blue check  mark issued by facebook that verifies my identity.  I'm a retired United States Air Force member who was wounded in Iraq, and lost 3 limbs. I have a website BrianKolfage.comwhere you can verify more about me.  I will respond. I'Ve been on Fox News many times, you can see I'm credible and a real person. The Gary Sinise Foundation also built me and my family a home. Do your research before donating, and contact me if you have any questions.

 

**dont worry about donating to me.  Sleep easy I've been on fox news.

Getting scammed to own the libs.

I have to admit, Trump really is Making America Great Again......for grifters. 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

You should always listen to a guy dressed like Russell Crowe's delusion from A Beautiful Mind....

14 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Wait.  We’re ceding US territory to Mexico in order to build this stupid wall?  This is the Great Trump Giveaway.  

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1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

My guess is he’s sincere and doesn’t believe he’s scamming anyone.  He’s just incapable.  My 1st grader son often has drawings of flying contraptions he is going to build.  I give his hair a little tussle and say ‘you go get’m.’

Then imagine taking the money you raised and handing it over to Trump on good faith 

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