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15 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Is this real?

I don’t post fake shit. The truth is scary enough. 

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The President of the United States...the country that put a man on the moon...just said "Tech 'stuff'" 

Well, see...the thing is...he’s a complete fucking moron.
11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He doesn't understand anything.

It would be fascinating to spend a day sniffing Adderall with him and having him explain random things.

4 minutes ago, retread said:

It would be fascinating to spend a day sniffing Adderall with him and having him explain random things.

Put him and Leach together and film it and it would make millions.

It's like we're all passengers on a plane piloted by a monkey who somehow got locked in the cockpit alone.

We may not all die, but we're sure as shit in for one hell of a bumpy ride

24 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Tech "stuff".  Bells and whistles.  Awesome.

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25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He doesn't understand anything.

But he told us all he knew tech better than anyone, just a week ago:

 

 

I thought trump supposedly didn’t drink. Is he pulling a Tony Montana tonight and snorting a mountain of coke off the dining room table?

Happy new year!

1 hour ago, retread said:

Has he traveled a lot? Heather Nauert got some mileage out of that bullet point for UN Ambassador.

26 countries!

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The president seems obsessed with wheels lately. 

Ever since that fun day when he got to play with the big truck in the front yard, he's been thinking about wheels:

 

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I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. Really love to watch them roll.

Throughout the ages some things NEVER get better and NEVER change.

 

Real inspiring, eloquent stuff by the leader of the free world

4 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Throughout the ages some things NEVER get better and NEVER change.

 

Real inspiring, eloquent stuff by the leader of the free world

That's a good point.

Past presidents all have quotes and speeches that have lived through the decades and are memorable, stirring and patriotic.

Today, we have a president who (among everything) belittles his cabinet members, mocks the FBI and uses the term "both sides".

 

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2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The owners aren’t gonna like that. This keeps up then trump is toast. Unless they’re selling short. Impossible to tell. 

46 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

The President of the United States...the country that put a man on the moon...just said "Tech 'stuff'" 

Half his followers probably think the landings were faked.  Doesn’t matter that they were adults when it happened.  

1 hour ago, retread said:

Imagine being the SS agent(s) that has to hang with him tonight.

Actually, probably pretty easy.  Sitting outside the family quarters while Trump is twitter-shitting, with the monotony only being broken by the butler bringing up Big Macs and Diet Cokes.   Oh wait, Trump probably has a fridge full of them in his bathroom.   

So overall, pretty boring.   

It's like he thinks he's tweeting to cave people, and maybe he is.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Put him and Leach together and film it and it would make millions.

Difference is leach has a law degree and while nutty, more than likely swims with geniuses and crazies alike. Trump... not so much

Maybe Leach is what we need to subdue Cheeto. Leach's shenanigans would confuse him so much. Give them a few hours of playtime and put Cheeto down for a nap.

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For all those that voted for Trump - please don’t do that again. 

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

See what you did Democrats? No Collusion! 

/thread

4 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. Really love to watch them roll.

And people say you're crazy. Lost in confusion. But you're no longer riding on the merry-go-round. 

You just have to let it go. 

22 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

So just a bunch of pikes? 

No, not at all.  The wall will consist of artistically designed steel slats tastefully adorned with the heads of illegal immigrants.

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12 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I talked to China yesterday, they know about walls.  They said they don’t work.  However, China said wall has good probability of becoming a tourist attraction in a few hundred years.

Cant we just contract Schlitterbahn to build a lazy-river moat with pool-side bars staggered along its length that protects us from Mexico?  

Can’t wait to see all the graffiti on that new wall. 

5 hours ago, Goredho said:

Cant we just contract Schlitterbahn to build a lazy-river moat with pool-side bars staggered along its length that protects us from Mexico?  

We can contract with them to build a water rollercoaster that will simultaneously decapitate illegal immigrants, while catapulting their bodies back over the border.  

I just wanna get in one last...

Fuck you, you fat motherfucking mongoloid shitstain.  

 

21 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. Really love to watch them roll.

Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind

 

Edit - shit, @WhatTheBuck beat me to it.

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