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#1355

I can't decide what is my favorite part of that video. 

- The man demanding emergency milk therapy.

- The smelling salt wet wipes.

- The "what haaaaappened" in the thick Philly accent.  

#1356

Who walks around with smelling salts, really

Like, I don't even know where you get smelling salts.  What do you ask for at the pharmacist ?

 

#1361
On 5/21/2020 at 8:02 AM, TexasMan said:

 

I believe the gentleman in the wheelchair is calling "dibs" on the incapacitated gentleman's footwear in the event that he does not recover from his issues

"I got da kicks! I got da kicks!"

#1366
On 4/30/2020 at 12:24 AM, Goo Punch said:

older white dude not only isn't intimidated by Tampa thugs, he straight up tells him that he ain't scared of nobody from Tampa:

 

"You uncomfortable? You got a chair over there, why don't you go kick your feet up?" 

 

Damn, no sound.

#1368
On 5/27/2020 at 11:31 AM, lockport said:

 

I didn't realize Wanda Sykes keyed strangers' cars for material.  

#1371

MMA dude was holding back the whole time. Black guy didn't know how lucky he was.

In hindsight, MMA dude should've just knocked his ass the fuck out.

#1377
On 6/8/2020 at 11:54 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Black dude may have a slight advantage there for a second when white dude came charging back and rolled over top black dude. 

We calling that guy white nowadays?  It's hard to keep up.

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#1381

The driver cut off the guy on the wheel. Guy the wheel taps his window calls out the driver. Driver doesn't like it. Sloppy fucking fight. Stay in your fucking car.

 

#1383
16 minutes ago, ajax said:

 

 

 

This is my favorite scene in Zoolander.

Trevor Lawrence is looking pretty sharp during this crazy offseason, though.

#1385
19 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Would you want to leave your helmet on for protection, or would it actually do more harm than good (e.g. giving the opponent leverage to throw you)?

I would want the helmet for protection. Falling on your head on asphalt sucks.

#1386

Helmeted headbutt = serious point damage.

& For sure that (alleged) Paki dude has a defense - probably backed away from camo jorts guy a good 25 yards before having to throw hands.

#1387
1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Helmeted headbutt = serious point damage.

& For sure that (alleged) Paki dude has a defense - probably backed away from camo jorts guy a good 25 yards before having to throw hands.

Not Paki. That guy was Indonesian. That knockout was so clean that I'm sure a bunch of nationalities are claiming him. He threw a cross from the front hand, which was weird but effective.

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#1388
50 minutes ago, ajax said:

Not Paki. That guy was Indonesian. That knockout was so clean that I'm sure a bunch of nationalities are claiming him. He threw a cross from the front hand, which was weird but effective.

Even tried to respectfully move him out of traffic, homeboy was still sleeping.  What a dumbass.

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#1396
On 6/24/2020 at 11:47 AM, ajax said:

The driver cut off the guy on the wheel. Guy the wheel taps his window calls out the driver. Driver doesn't like it. Sloppy fucking fight. Stay in your fucking car.

 

Holy shit, there are electric unicycle gangs now?

#1397
On 8/31/2020 at 3:45 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

That cock can take a punch.  

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