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3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

 

Can I just get my Value meal please? 

9 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

People that kick heads after they knock someone out are going to really enjoy the murder charge when they kick the wrong head.

On 11/12/2019 at 12:19 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

Comments are gold

"Not the combo he wanted, but the one he deserved."

"A McFLurry of Fists at that."

"This how McDonald’s sprite be hitting 💀'

 

On 11/12/2019 at 12:19 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

I can't figure out what MC Goldilocks was thinking here.  There's really not a single employee in this entire video that looks like they're going to be shocked and cower just because you jumped the counter.  And the bad decision within the originally terrible decision was to punch the one guy who put in a fairly decent gesture of trying to save him from the one consequence he was committed to receiving.  He got the combo.

7 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

 

I wonder if you have to get "jumped in" when you're hired on at Popeye's.  

34 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

 

Must be putting some Spinach in some of those Popeye's chicken sandwiches...

I am for sure never going to Popeyes. 

  • 3 weeks later...

When you come to some chicks house and try and start a fight but she won’t answer the door cause she ain’t even got the time to be bothered with this shit so you throw her kids stroller and shit off the porch then she finally opens the door, cause that’s what she does when some ratchet hoe throws her baby’s shit off her porch, and kicks your ass inside her house, which is the cleanest house on worldstar in the history of forever, and drags you around by your hair and tells her kids to go in the other room and all you can do is tell her to let go of your hair and you’re still trying to fight her and she still ain’t even got the time to be bothered with this shit but your dumbass won’t leave so she’s gonna keep dragging you around her house by your hair. And this is the point when we all realize that the only reason Al Gore invented the internet is so that we could have a front row seat for the downfall of western civilization. 
 

https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/android/video.php?v=wshhv95xTDuGuEkQ340f

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7 hours ago, destroya said:

When you come to some chicks house and try and start a fight but she won’t answer the door cause she ain’t even got the time to be bothered with this shit so you throw her kids stroller and shit off the porch then she finally opens the door, cause that’s what she does when some ratchet hoe throws her baby’s shit off her porch, and kicks your ass inside her house, which is the cleanest house on worldstar in the history of forever, and drags you around by your hair and tells her kids to go in the other room and all you can do is tell her to let go of your hair and you’re still trying to fight her and she still ain’t even got the time to be bothered with this shit but your dumbass won’t leave so she’s gonna keep dragging you around her house by your hair. And this is the point when we all realize that the only reason Al Gore invented the internet is so that we could have a front row seat for the downfall of western civilization. 
 

https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/android/video.php?v=wshhv95xTDuGuEkQ340f

shit got real when she started habla espanol

Big girl had a very composed demeanor. Did everything she could to avoid the conflict, but when it was forced upon her, she used a judicious amount of force to quell the uprising, as it were.

Would say she's Vic Mackey material, but she obviously has standards so ...

On 11/15/2019 at 5:09 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

 

Georgetown fan patiently waiting for his food at the counter

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  • 3 weeks later...

fight in a restaurant count?

 

 

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i'm ending this mitherfucking kebab, i'll tell you that much. lol

 
Damn just catching up over the past few months....totally thought i was about to witness double cardiac arrests
On 1/17/2020 at 1:37 PM, Goo Punch said:

this shit is hilarious:

 

outstanding

On 1/28/2020 at 8:26 AM, SurlyBDR said:

I fucking hate these riders... but that was a decent recovery

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhd5d6QX7NmbYOcal6

Seems whoever was driving the cop car should be charged with attempted murder or assault with a deadly weapon, etc., cuz you sure as shit know that'd be the case if it were the other way around.

 

On 1/28/2020 at 7:17 AM, SurlyBDR said:

It's been a while... let's start of with a little action at Chuck E Cheese

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh2chBG46f7gi2m9PB

Fucking animals.  Great role models.  Any kids associated with these thugs are doomed.

I love the comments:

if theres a security guard at your local chuck e cheese... you live in the ghetto, sorry.

 

BRUH THIS WAS AT THE CHUCKY CHEESE IN FREDERICKSBURG VA... SO MANY COPS SHOWED UP YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A HOSTAGE SITUATION

Edited by Sbbruin

On 1/30/2020 at 5:41 AM, Nonbryan said:

Holy shit that guy has a chin!

 

  • 2 weeks later...

Dude was angry at the bartender because she refused to serve him while he was wearing his Air Buds.  And paid the price.

Edited by Homesickhorn

On 2/6/2020 at 4:16 PM, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

 

this is how it started

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