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13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Not surprising white trash teen mom waits until 3+ mts into the brawl to remove her baby and badass skull & bones hoodie from the ruckus.  Was she waiting for a good time to jump in the fray and join the lawsuit?  

Also, I was today year's old when I learned that black people go to Golden Corral.  I honestly had no idea.  I've heard black folks talk about every single breakfast place in America---good, bad, or indifferent.  But I've never heard one mention Golden Corral.  I just assumed it was for the Larry the Cable Guy crowd.  

Have you ever been to a Cheddars?

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I went to the bar in that one in South Austin years ago before meeting my wife at Costco to shop because I couldn't handle Costco sober.  I wouldn't describe it as being anything near as horrific as a Golden Corral though.  I thought Cheddar's was like a casual chain alternative to Applebee's or something.  Golden Corral is for when you want to treat yourself like a garbage disposal and curse immigrants.

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Does a Golden Corral count as the hood, or is that unfair to actual hoods? 

Anyway this is wild

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I can guarandamntee you that 30 minutes earlier a good number of the idiots in that golden corral were in church praising and worshipping....

9 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

I can guarandamntee you that 30 minutes earlier a good number of the idiots in that golden corral were in church praising and worshipping....

I bet 1/2 of em were singing in the choir 

On 1/20/2022 at 11:15 AM, huge said:

what a shit fight...

I'm "that guy" and could see this happening to me. I have had 3-4 fights literally land in my lap or at my feet. I didn't move but some literally made it down a block or two and ended up right at my feet.

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

Not surprising white trash teen mom waits until 3+ mts into the brawl to remove her baby and badass skull & bones hoodie from the ruckus.  Was she waiting for a good time to jump in the fray and join the lawsuit?  

Also, I was today year's old when I learned that black people go to Golden Corral.  I honestly had no idea.  I've heard black folks talk about every single breakfast place in America---good, bad, or indifferent.  But I've never heard one mention Golden Corral.  I just assumed it was for the Larry the Cable Guy crowd.  

 

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13 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Does a Golden Corral count as the hood, or is that unfair to actual hoods? 

Anyway this is wild

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With apologies to Billy, this video is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. 
A bunch of yelling and screaming. A bunch of chairs and tables got thrown. No punches were landed, as far as I could tell. No KOs were recorded. No blood was spilled. 

Frankly, I was expecting a lot more out of the Golden Corral demographic.

How the fuck am I just finding out about this Golden Corral "Throwing Hands" Sunday Special in 2022?  I always figured it was white trash who were too fat to fight.  They just ate all the fried seafood they could over racial slurs.  

Holy cow.  Next thing you're gonna tell me is there's a secret nationwide ring of Cracker Barrel Fight Clubs?  

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4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Frankly, I was expecting a lot more out of the Golden Corral demographic.

Covid looks like it could have a field day at a place like that.  Looks like most of them make regular trips to GC.

19 minutes ago, Lobo said:

They just ate all the fried seafood they could over racial slurs.  


That’s just obtuse and ridiculous. There are no racial slurs at Golden Corral.

 

 

Everyone there is white. 

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3 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

 

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I ate at a Melting Pot last week so this hits close to home for me. 

14 hours ago, Lobo said:

 

Also, I was today year's old when I learned that black people go to Golden Corral.  I honestly had no idea.  I've heard black folks talk about every single breakfast place in America---good, bad, or indifferent.  But I've never heard one mention Golden Corral.  I just assumed it was for the Larry the Cable Guy crowd.  

Do you even overweight Hispanic female, bro?  & With 2 or 3 kids under 9 years old who apparently have to stick their fingers into / on every single food item?

That would be my mom (but sub grandkids for kids).  And she’s obsessed with portion size.  She ain’t happy unless the entree comes on two plates.  But she is a Germaphobe so buffets we’re largely a no-go for the family.  

Who knew a child booster chair was such an effective siege weapon?

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Who knew a child booster chair was such an effective siege weapon?

yup two dudes literally booster chaired an entire congregation 

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And by hood, we mean neighborhood pool?

Pleasa stop. Pleasa stop.

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On 2/1/2022 at 9:35 AM, Doc Reeves said:


That’s just obtuse and ridiculous. There are no racial slurs at Golden Corral.

 

 

Everyone there is white. 

You clearly haven't been to the one in Landover, Maryland.

And it was at this moment he realize he done fucked up

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Fyi that dude is a former Mike Tyson opponent and got KO'd by him in 2000 in rd 2.

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

A smart man knows his limitations. This dude wasn't smart.
 

 

 

 

I knew the guy wearing the smedium shirt was going to get dropped.  Surprised the white guy didn't get some as well.

37 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

this should be the poster video for this thread.

You could tell me this was a deleted scene from Idiocracy, and I would believe you. Those two waiters are determined to not let that guy skip out on his tab. Seems a bit risky in this day and age. 

5 hours ago, Scraps said:

Fyi that dude is a former Mike Tyson opponent and got KO'd by him in 2000 in rd 2.

When you wake up the next day, does that make you feel any better?

The more I watch that video, the more that white guy needs to get his just deserves. He’s the ultimate shit talker while hiding behind his bigger buddy. Julius should have pounded his ass next.

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On 6/14/2022 at 1:36 PM, Brothahorn said:

A smart man knows his limitations. This dude wasn't smart.
 

 

 

 

He should also have knocked out the bald dude with the ginger beard. That dude was a dick.

Not sure if this is the right thread. 
 

me and my friends in high school go to the hood to buy some grass in my prelude. We arrive to find that Black dudes think this a decent chance to roll some white dudes. 
 

They step up hard and find…. outside line backer, inside line backer, corner back, and safety.   All In my prelude. 
 

Homeboys say “dayum! Y’all rolling fo deep in da hood like dat?!”

 

Me: “yup”

We got our twenty dolla bag no problem  

 

 

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2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

it goin down

 

Another reason to avoid DFW airports at all costs.

i mean i thought airports were some of the safest places in the world, full of security ready to tackle and body search you at the drop of a hat...yet this thread is full of airport fights going on and on with nary a cop or TSA agent in sight. wtf 🤔

“Get out of my personal space” then proceeds to get right up to that dude.

10 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean i thought airports were some of the safest places in the world, full of security ready to tackle and body search you at the drop of a hat...yet this thread is full of airport fights going on and on with nary a cop or TSA agent in sight. wtf 🤔

Spirit is a bus station in the middle of the airport.  Cops don't go there. 

And now Jet Blue owns it. Wonder how that works out?

 

I think it ends up back like the factory lot above a bit. Dude way out kickin dirt and all. 🤣

Not sure if this is the right thread. 
 
me and my friends in high school go to the hood to buy some grass in my prelude. We arrive to find that Black dudes think this a decent chance to roll some white dudes. 
 
They step up hard and find…. outside line backer, inside line backer, corner back, and safety.   All In my prelude. 
 
Homeboys say “dayum! Y’all rolling fo deep in da hood like dat?!”
 
Me: “yup”
We got our twenty dolla bag no problem  
 
 
Oh we got Billy Badass here guys!
53 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

And now Jet Blue owns it. Wonder how that works out?

 

I think it ends up back like the factory lot above a bit. Dude way out kickin dirt and all. 🤣

The great news is that like when United bought Continental Airlines, they will make it an exponentially better airline! 

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

The great news is that like when United bought Continental Airlines, they will make it an exponentially better airline! 

I miss Continental

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

I miss Continental

Smisek can eat a dick

On 8/13/2022 at 2:53 AM, 52-80 said:

I miss Continental

I miss their “cheeseburgers”. Nothing to write home about, but better than a bag of bar mix. 

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