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48 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Same chick?

That's her, crazy jesus wrestle-stripper.

 

Man what is it with the girls with crazy takedown skills? This next girl goes full suplex in her fight. I really hope the other girl is okay cause it seems like her skull smashed into the ground during the fall or subsequent beating.

Btw when I was training BJJ/mma regularly the scariest guys were the judo guys cause it seemed like any second I could be sent flying across the mat landing my head.

 

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

 

still, that's some bullshit. you don't have to like someone for a fight to be reasonably fair, even if the guy deserves it.

that door guy has a lot to answer for in my opinion. you have a psycho wielding a stick outside your bar. you're on 6th. the only reason you throw that guy out there is so he can fight an unfair fight. cops should be there any second, just wait out the stick guy.

then, when the unarmed guy starts getting the upper hand with the stick, the door guy fucking grabs it. what the hell dude.

once, i almost got arrested in leidseplein during a near riot during a street fight. short version: dude is ejected from club, resists, loses the fight, and is on his hands and knees in the street. out of the club, defeated, got what he deserved, i reckon. then one of the bouncers takes a running start and just free kicks the guy's head. near everyone went around went from slightly interested bystander to a very vocal enemy of the club right then in that moment. as the police were arresting the guy on the stretcher, i was trying to tell them it wasn't a fair fight and the guy had given up when the guy took a free run kick at him. 

that's when the dutch police said to me "you don't tell me what happened. i tell you what happened." me and my boss tried again and the ams cop basically implied i could join the unconscious guy if i wanted to keep talking about it.

police be police no matter where you are. never talk to them ever.

Agree.  Need to know the entire story but that seemed like an ahole move, unsafe.

5 hours ago, ajax said:

That's her, crazy jesus wrestle-stripper.

 

Man what is it with the girls with crazy takedown skills? This next girl goes full suplex in her fight. I really hope the other girl is okay cause it seems like her skull smashed into the ground during the fall or subsequent beating.

Btw when I was training BJJ/mma regularly the scariest guys were the judo guys cause it seemed like any second I could be sent flying across the mat landing my head.

 

Damn, that sound her head made while hitting the pavement. That was nasty.

8 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Agree.  Need to know the entire story but that seemed like an ahole move, unsafe.

the club owner should fire his dumb ass.....once the dred head was out of the bar the bouncer should not have touched the idiot no matter how much it seemed everyone hated him and if the guy with the stick was able to recover and retain it and do more damage the bar would be 100% liable for that.....because their employee not only pushed the guy out towards someone with a stick (an act I do not see with much if any real liability if dred head had been causing major problems), but the bouncer then helped the one side in a fight and the one side with a major unfair advantage already

that bouncer and bar are very lucky the cops showed up when they did and prevented dred head from getting beaten with that stick

6 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

the club owner should fire his dumb ass.....once the dred head was out of the bar the bouncer should not have touched the idiot no matter how much it seemed everyone hated him and if the guy with the stick was able to recover and retain it and do more damage the bar would be 100% liable for that.....because their employee not only pushed the guy out towards someone with a stick (an act I do not see with much if any real liability if dred head had been causing major problems), but the bouncer then helped the one side in a fight and the one side with a major unfair advantage already

that bouncer and bar are very lucky the cops showed up when they did and prevented dred head from getting beaten with that stick

I’d bet it wouldn’t be hard to figure out who that bouncer was. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I’d bet it wouldn’t be hard to figure out who that bouncer was. 

on the TcStreetFights2 youtube (where the vid is from) or maybe his twitter I think they said it was Toulouse

Hot pants gets possessed by the hood fight demon.

 

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Hot pants gets possessed by the hood fight demon.

 

Guess that demon wasn't as tough as she thought she was.

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Hot pants gets possessed by the hood fight demon.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

This is what happens when you listen to too much Lil Baby.
 

 

 

 

That chick came in there swinging like a champ, tho.  Attagirl.

4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

This is what happens when you listen to too much Lil Baby.
 

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

This is what happens when you listen to too much Lil Baby.
 

 

 

 

When that dude is petting his mullet and calling him little boy. I laughed

Also, dude with a mullet at a hockey game dropping the n word. Awesome 

Dunno why I find this one so funny. Maybe it's everyone shouting instructions, or how they cheer when they hit the ground like it's the UFC.

 

Racist....even says it is a taco shop not fried chicken

20 hours ago, Scraps said:

Racist....even says it is a taco shop not fried chicken
 

Maybe that is why they are upset?

 

 

But the title is from the guy on twitter.

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NSFW

windmill vs titties

 

2 hours ago, ajax said:

NSFW

windmill vs titties

 

 

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4 hours ago, ajax said:

NSFW

windmill vs titties

 

 

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Denim shirt should have handled that little fuckwad in the first 30 seconds
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Exactly why I don't eat chicken on Tuesdays, anymore. I ain't got time to fight the Wiggers of the world over shitty chicken. 

Edited by Brothahorn

Just now, Brothahorn said:

Exactly why I don't chicken on Tuesdays, anymore. I ain't got time to fight the Wiggers of the world over shitty chicken.

 

it's very common for the frenchy's on scott line to be wrapped around the block. it moves in peace 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

it's very common for the frenchy's on scott line to be wrapped around the block. it moves in peace 

Only because the white folks haven't completely taken it over. Once that happens, it's game over.

Are they fighting over the blue-green haired girl? She is quite fetching.

For two guys who don't know how to fight this is pretty entertaining. Nice attempt at a body slam and nice mid-air head and arm lock by the guy getting thrown. Big defends the only way he knows - with the dick grab.

 

Edited by ajax

What the heck is the gathering? Guy in a cape and someone else with a mask wandering in late frame. Do people dress like this going out to clubs now?  Is the blue hair girl’s thong leotard outfit standard apparel these days?

15 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I'd like to know more about the establishment next door.

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Maybe their disability is that they have a compulsive need to look at buttholes.

22 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Maybe their disability is that they have a compulsive need to look at buttholes.

We prefer to be called anally capable thank you.

1 hour ago, Booper said:

We prefer to be called anally capable thank you.

Isn’t that just a proctologist?

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

Isn’t that just a proctologist?

Yes, but they work Pro Boner.

3 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Yes, but they work Pro Boner.

Which reminds me of a joke that’s attributed to Willie Nelson (paraphrased):  There’s another side effect of Viagra. It makes lawyers taller!

(and I’m a recovering lawyer). 

On 2/20/2023 at 4:56 AM, nnm said:

Is the blue hair girl’s thong leotard outfit standard apparel these days?

Pin on Inspiration

 

[Edit] On second thought, it should apply to a subset of relatively thin women.

Edited by Superhero

On 2/19/2023 at 4:34 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

The gal doing the commentating was good. Very smooth delivery. No wasted words. 

13 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

There's a good Babe Ruth joke there somewhere.

Sultan of Swat?

Colossus of Clout?

Bitch of Bopping.

She should have ran off as quick as she ran up on her. She took a nice 7 or 8 shots trying to walk away lol

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