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#2551
On 6/14/2024 at 5:51 PM, Chooky said:

That turned into a complete carnival. 

My grandmother told me not to fight the dudes that worked out in the oil fields or the dudes from the rodeo.  I think she had learned from watching her brothers down in the valley enough that she composed a model of fight success.

She left out carnies, however, somewhere in my DNA I know that I also don’t want to ever fight a carnie.  What’s the most you could win?  Fake stuffed animal and hepatitis?  Then the bearded lady knifes you?

WTF?

Fihting a carnie has got to be like fighting those people from snatch.  The whole family.

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#2552

When I was around 9 or 10 I was the fair with my mom and some young guy in his 20’s started talking shit to a group of carnies. He got in one of their faces and before you knew it he got jumped by about 20 methed out carnies and they beat the living shit out of that guy. Ever since then if I just stay out of their way. One on one they aren’t shit, but you get 30 of them it’s a problem. 

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#2553
1 hour ago, Pdawg88 said:

When I was around 9 or 10 I was the fair with my mom and some young guy in his 20’s started talking shit to a group of carnies. He got in one of their faces and before you knew it he got jumped by about 20 methed out carnies and they beat the living shit out of that guy. Ever since then if I just stay out of their way. One on one they aren’t shit, but you get 30 of them it’s a problem. 

No matter who you are, you have more to lose than a carnie does.  Take that to the bank.

#2555

Watch til the end

(It's gotta be a skit, right?)

 

 

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#2556
48 minutes ago, ajax said:

Watch til the end

(It's gotta be a skit, right?)

 

 

Looks like a midget.

#2558
On 6/17/2024 at 12:57 AM, CoTex said:

Fihting a carnie has got to be like fighting those people from snatch.  The whole family.

 

Pretty sure American carnies are descended from Pikeys, so, yeah.

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#2567
The homeowner's face at the end says it all. He wants his BLM donations back.

 

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#2568

Not Lulz at all, that’s where this thread is located.

The parents weren’t there when the police arrived, and the early indications are that they have outstanding warrants. They don’t officially live in that neighborhood. 

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#2569

That bitch needs to be put away for a long long time.

How, I mean how, did she manage to miss the mother but still manage to shoot the baby?

#2570
On 7/20/2024 at 3:18 AM, ajax said:

That bitch needs to be put away for a long long time.

How, I mean how, did she manage to miss the mother but still manage to shoot the baby?

No, that bitch needs a bullet to the head. 

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#2571
Bus driver makes the passengers move back so he has more room to fight. He then wrecks this guy.

 

 

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#2575
Welcome to the Bronx in 2024... 😳

 

#2576
11 hours ago, Derka said:
Welcome to the Bronx in 2024... 😳

 

That’s incredibly sad. 

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#2577
🚨🚨🚨WILD FIGHT 🚨🚨🚨A major fight broke out at the #Rams-#49ers game in SoFi stadium, with a lot of alcohol everywhere… PUNCHES WERE THROWN ALL OVER.One Niners fan gave a Rams fan a free shot to punch him in the face…. IT DID NOT END WELL FOR HIM

 

#2578

What kind of moron offers a free shot while wearing glasses?

But in his defense, he did take quite a few good shots before going down hard

#2579
26 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

What kind of moron offers a free shot while wearing glasses?

But in his defense, he did take quite a few good shots before going down hard

He has a solid jaw and his woman fights better than he does. All told, he's doing okay, but should buy a shirt that isn't a tailored jersey.

#2581

Can we talk about the greatness at the 17 sec mark when homeboy drops his drink and it lands perfectly without spilling a sip....then manages to stay there throughout the end? 

#2582
On 9/25/2024 at 9:55 AM, Scraps said:

Can we talk about the greatness at the 17 sec mark when homeboy drops his drink and it lands perfectly without spilling a sip....then manages to stay there throughout the end? 

 

looks like Fred Warner was going to steal it and the end there. 

 

 

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#2583
Wait.. dat cop sound like he not lyin 😭😭 https://t.co/NkRSNKIeph

 

#2586

i think she got a brutiful accxurnt.

nahhh Glo has the best accent everrrrr😂😂

 

#2587
She got rejected and couldn’t handle it💀

 

#2589
On 10/8/2024 at 5:39 AM, Derka said:
Wait.. dat cop sound like he not lyin 😭😭 https://t.co/NkRSNKIeph

 

if there ever was a moment for one of those bad cops to show up, this has gotta be it. 

#2590
2 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

if there ever was a moment for one of those bad cops to show up, this has gotta be it. 

Yeah, the ones in that clip were actually pretty chill.

More of them, less of the ones we usually see in the "Fuck tha Police!" thread.

#2591
Upper half naked: out the poolBottom half fully dressed: in the poolThis is powerfully niggatry https://t.co/IpDQwWmvF7

 

#2592

pretty sure this has been posted here, but i love me a good unanimous black reaction to something:

High school graduation ends early after principal says: "Look who's leaving, all the black people"

 

#2593
THIS FUCKING VIDEO EJFHEBFHDHD

 

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