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True of False

It is safe to talk shit to McDonald's employees because they won't risk their job to come around the counter and thump the fuck out of your skull.

False.  McDonald's employees will risk their job to come around the counter and thump the fuck out of your skull.

Few comments about above links.

 

1. If you pull another dudes hair during a fight then you are a pussy

2. If you are a man with long enough hair to be pulled by another guy in a fight then you are a pussy

3. I was waiting for white chick to kick it into drive and go straight through the front door of Metro PCS

 

 

11 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

 


Man fucking cameraman sucks

 

 

11 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Neg repped cameraman to oblivion.  

Google Bella Reese.

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Google Bella Reese.

ah yes, that's why the tits came out so easily.

Those two skinny white boys learned a valuable lesson that day...

I also like how the mom, I guess, got mad at him for beating their ass when it was 2-1 and from what we can see, they sorta instigated it.

29 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Those two skinny white boys learned a valuable lesson that day...

don't fight shrek?

26 minutes ago, Drew said:

I also like how the mom, I guess, got mad at him for beating their ass when it was 2-1 and from what we can see, they sorta instigated it.

And she wasn't screaming for anyone to stop until her little angel got his ass beat.

don't fight shrek?
I was gonna say don't fight Samoans, but same difference.

Never seen someone so seriously use the "do you know what my dad does?" line.

White trash mom has to jump in after her sons get their ass handed to them but didn't do shit to try and prevent all this.

 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

White trash mom has to jump in after her sons get their ass handed to them but didn't do shit to try and prevent all this.

 

Like:  dude got kicked in the head while his mom was a foot away.

Dislike:  that the video drops before we get to see the other guy's head whiplash on the pavement.

Honest question, haven't been in a "fight" in close to 20 years.  In this day and age, how do people know how far to take a fight?  Assuming you don't get knocked out, if somebody jumps you or starts instigating violence with you---how do you know if the fight is just a 90 seconds of fisticuffs or if one of you is going to try to kill the other person?  If you're conscious and the other guy won't relent, how do you know when to stop?  When he's knocked-out, or dead? 

The only rule to a fight:

 

The winner gets to decide when it's over

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Honest question, haven't been in a "fight" in close to 20 years.  In this day and age, how do people know how far to take a fight?  Assuming you don't get knocked out, if somebody jumps you or starts instigating violence with you---how do you know if the fight is just a 90 seconds of fisticuffs or if one of you is going to try to kill the other person?  If you're conscious and the other guy won't relent, how do you know when to stop?  When he's knocked-out, or dead? 

i got into a whole bunch of fights as  s kid/teen, but only once as an adult. i had always told myself that as an adult, if anyone ever really tried to take it there with me that i would try to completely incapacitate them as quickly as possible, even if it meant killing them. as someone who went to jail and spent time in several mental wards as an adolescent, all it takes is to see somebody get truly fucked up one time to realize how serious a fight is. my credo is that i'd like to avoid fighting at all costs, but if someone brings that kind of trouble my way and i feel that i simply can't get out of it, i'm going to do whatever i can to end the situation as quickly as possible, whatever that means.

as far as how the one fight i've been in as an adult ended, it ended when the female bartender (who knew both myself and my friend) came over and started pulling us off of the aggie who we were beating the life out of. if we didn't know and respect her i'm not sure we would have stopped. 

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8 hours ago, Lobo said:

Honest question, haven't been in a "fight" in close to 20 years.  In this day and age, how do people know how far to take a fight?  Assuming you don't get knocked out, if somebody jumps you or starts instigating violence with you---how do you know if the fight is just a 90 seconds of fisticuffs or if one of you is going to try to kill the other person?  If you're conscious and the other guy won't relent, how do you know when to stop?  When he's knocked-out, or dead? 

What kinda beta are you? Fight to win.  

On 10/19/2018 at 12:37 PM, BlueGreySky said:

Never seen someone so seriously use the "do you know what my dad does?" line.

Me neither. I always thought it was just a caricature of frat daddies. Turns out it is at least partially accurate.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

What kinda beta are you? Fight to win.  

Winning to me is either leaving a dead body so I don’t have to worry about this person tracking my family down for revenge.  Or fighting until one of us is unconscious and the destroying his life afterwards.  Winning is the last thing in my mind.  Ruining somebody’s future is fun to me.  

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