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I'm willing to guess most of you bros hate Cowherd.  I'm somewhat of a fan.  Off Memorial Day, so this is one of my few chances to listen to him live. He was chatting about Michigan possibly not playing this season.  He brought up the analogy that schools like Texas and Michigan are great academic institutions with fine football programs.  Ohio St and ou are fine in academics, but full on football culture.  

Ramonce Taylor woulda sat out a series at OU.

 

Just kidding, the local police woulda helped cover it up and we woulda never known about it.

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Insert Harrison Ford who gives a shit gif here. 

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck, thats the hottest of takes.  Way to kick off summer Colin.  

Sorry if I had known you would be reading I would've capitalized ou.

Just now, closetohumping said:

Sorry if I had known you would be reading I would've capitalized ou.

Sick burn, bro.  I think it’s comical he thinks ou is fine for academics. That hurt my small brain...and feelings.   

Well OU kicked our asses.  Texas, well...
 

 

 

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Cowherd is a front runner who claims clairvoyance after the fact.

He's an entertaining listen, but not for anything serious.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Well OU kicked our asses.  Texas, well...
 

 

 

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Man, remember that brief period of time when UCLA was relevant?

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2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well OU kicked our asses.  Texas, well...
 

 

 

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ou kicks our ass too.  Is that Neuhiesel's kid?  Fuck that dude..

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2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Cowherd is a front runner who claims clairvoyance after the fact.

He's an entertaining listen, but not for anything serious.

He's always been a fan of Texas  Been listening to him for years.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

He's always been a fan of Texas  Been listening to him for years.

ahhh Texas.  Always the underdog.

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8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Sick burn, bro.  I think it’s comical he thinks ou is fine for academics. That hurt my small brain...and feelings.   

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Piping hot sports opinion right there folks...

 

And fuck you Slorch it isn't like your school of choice is some downtrodden no students pull them up by the bootstraps institution fighting just to stay at the D1 level.  Your school just sucks.

LOLz.  neg?   

Little thin in the skin, are we?  It wasn't even a shot at UT.

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

LOLz.  neg?   

Little thin in the skin, are we?  It wasn't even a shot at UT.

Yep neg.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yep neg.

Yep thin skinned butthurt over your not being able to read good.

 

Carry on brother... on that long hard trail of tears that has been Texas Longhorn fandom.  Always the underdog...Cowherd will lead the way.

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27 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Ramonce Taylor woulda sat out a series at OU.

 

Just kidding, the local police woulda helped cover it up and we woulda never known about it.

Ramonce you say?

 

LOL Slorch whining about being negged....and that's why you got it.  You actually swing at pitches in the dirt like the god damn grocery sacker you are.

ChitownDoc is a damn dirty fucking Sooner and he would never get a neg...because he's shown he's smart and doesn't care.

Good day to you Slorch.

21 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well OU kicked our asses.  Texas, well...
 

 

 

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37 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

ou kicks our ass too.  Is that Neuhiesel's kid?  Fuck that dude..

Yes, he won that game at Jerryworld.  But I would put a bit of the responsibility on Charlie Strong.  That was the coin flip fuck up game.  I was at that game.  We weren’t well received by Texans at that game.

41 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Man, remember that brief period of time when UCLA was relevant?

No, not really.

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Just now, Sbbruin said:

Yes, he won that game at Jerryworld.  But I would put a bit of the responsibility on Charlie Strong.  That was the coin flip fuck up game.  I was at that game.  We weren’t well received by Texans at that game.

I was never a huge Charlie guy, but that game certainly didn't help.  He also let Watson continue the hurry up offense with the lead and 4 minutes left.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

No, not really.

Yeah, me too. 

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9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No, not really.

how’s soso jamabo doing?

54 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well OU kicked our asses.  Texas, well...
 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

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I was at that game too.  Kevin Prince threw three picks on the first three possessions resulting in 21 points.  Well done.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Man, remember that brief period of time when UCLA was relevant?

What’s that phrase about glass houses?  It escapes me at the moment.

You ever notice how people in the media aren't asking "is UCLA back"? Yeah, me too. 

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OU is an inbred wasteland of stupidity masquerading as a school to play football. The entire shit stain of a state is temporarily propped up by the oil and gas industry but eventually will return to meth induced sister fucking and exploiting native Americans 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I'm willing to guess most of you bros hate Cowherd.  I'm somewhat of a fan.  Off Memorial Day, so this is one of my few chances to listen to him live. He was chatting about Michigan possibly not playing this season.  He brought up the analogy that schools like Texas and Michigan are great academic institutions with fine football programs.  Ohio St and ou are fine in academics, but full on football culture.  

If we were OU, we would’ve hired urban Meyer by now and probably been playing in the college football playoff last year. But we aren’t, and we’ll for ever have to hope and pray for that fine line of “we didn’t cheat or do anything dishonorable what so ever, but here we are in the mix for a playoff spot”. That combination just seems so...rare.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I'm willing to guess most of you bros hate Cowherd.  I'm somewhat of a fan.  Off Memorial Day, so this is one of my few chances to listen to him live. He was chatting about Michigan possibly not playing this season.  He brought up the analogy that schools like Texas and Michigan are great academic institutions with fine football programs.  Ohio St and ou are fine in academics, but full on football culture.  

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15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You ever notice how people in the media aren't asking "is UCLA back"? Yeah, me too. 

What’s the answer when they ask the same question about Texas?

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

What’s the answer when they ask the same question about Texas?

I mean, they’ve been asking for about 10 years now, and they’re still asking. So I guess that answers your question 

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What’s the answer when they ask the same question about Texas?

Quick question, last time UCLA played in a New Year's Day bowl? Now, when was the last time Texas did? 

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What’s the answer when they ask the same question about Texas?

TEXAS IS BACK!!!

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Quick question, last time UCLA played in a New Year's Day bowl? Now, when was the last time Texas did? 

I fully recognize our shitfullness.  It is the most painful sports point in my life.  And we are sinking rather than rising.  But I wonder if Texas fans are self aware or not.  But we can let this die. 

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The first UT game I attended in person featured Cotton Speyrer crushing the Bruins fleeting hopes.

My first game as a student was ND ‘96.  Great seats to watch our last second loss with a porous run D headed by Bobby Jack-Wright as I recall. 

My college girlfriends first game was the next year and also happened to be our first date. We got 50yrd line 8 row back tickets in the student draw- right behind the opposing bench. I still remember getting our free hotdogs from St. Austin Catholic, chatting about Jesus for a second and cracking a few jokes about UCLA was going to need his mercy. 

The game turned out to be a metaphor for the 2Yr relationship that grew from that date. 

3 hours ago, Iceman said:

ahhh Texas.  Always the underdog.

Well when you recruit and coach like shit for a decade that status tends to be earned. 

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1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

If we were OU, we would’ve hired urban Meyer by now and probably been playing in the college football playoff last year. But we aren’t, and we’ll for ever have to hope and pray for that fine line of “we didn’t cheat or do anything dishonorable what so ever, but here we are in the mix for a playoff spot”. That combination just seems so...rare.

No, if we were ou we would've landed saban somehow.  Of course, contrary to that they went the coordinator route and hti home runs both times.

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2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I was at that game too.  Kevin Prince threw three picks on the first three possessions resulting in 21 points.  Well done.

yall got punked by Case McCoy

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I fully recognize our shitfullness.  It is the most painful sports point in my life.  And we are sinking rather than rising.  But I wonder if Texas fans are self aware or not.  But we can let this die. 

At least y'all got basketball.  Oh fuck me.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

how’s soso jamabo doing?

orental chicks FTW!!

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