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The Highwaymen. Waylon and Johnny f'n with each other 

Waffle House hash browns all the way 

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Whatcha got? 

Edited by Marfa Low Crown

poetry.  a glass of scotch.  and of course my friend Baxter here. 

punching Dan Dierdorf in the face for declaring such, upon Joe Montana's return from injury on MNF.

10 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:



The Highwaymen. Waylon and Johnny f'n with each other 

Waffle House hash browns all the way 

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Whatcha got? 

Bet your sister's still on the phone. 

Old dogs, children, watermelon wine. 

The smell of sausage and hotcakes cooking in cool mountain air first thing in the morning.

The smell of the Gulf in the muggy predawn air first thing in the morning.

And, as already pointed out, pussy.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money. 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money. 

That is such an awesome song 

1 minute ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

That is such an awesome song 

I expect everyone to hear the horns as they read each one. 

4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

The smell of sausage and hotcakes cooking in cool mountain air first thing in the morning.

The smell of the Gulf in the muggy predawn air first thing in the morning.

And, as already pointed out, pussy, first thing in the morning.

FFM

A grandchild softly cooing as they sleep on your chest, with that little tiny sliver of drool hanging on their lip.

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when your Quail hunting and you dog suddenly does this.......

Bowling a strike

having a laydown in 42

Grandma’s hot rolls... never were they NOT perfect.

The smell of cut grass, popcorn, & burgers while the bands play in the distance while walking up to a high school football game.

An 8oz glass bottle Coke so cold that the top 1/4 turns to slushee when you knock off the cap.

Repairing something on a car, that you've never done before, and it works the first time with no problems.

Watching your son score a touchdown, knock the shit out of a baseball for a home run or extra base hit, or listen to him talk to you about what he believes in and realize he’s grown into an awesome young man who understands what is important in life.

Reaching over with your hand, and placing it on the bare small of your wife's back on a lazy Sunday morning in bed.

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Reaching over with your hand, and placing it on the bare small of your wife's back on a lazy Sunday morning in bed.

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2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Repairing something on a car, that you've never done before, and it works the first time with no problems.

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2 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

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when your Quail hunting and you dog suddenly does this.......

mine locked up this morning.  First covey I've seen in 40 years

 

Reaching over with your hand, and placing it on the bare small of your wife's back on a lazy Sunday morning in bed.
You're not getting laid. She has to get up for church.
1 hour ago, DaysOff said:
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
Reaching over with your hand, and placing it on the bare small of your wife's back on a lazy Sunday morning in bed.

You're not getting laid. She has to get up for church.

She’s gonna be spirit filled, either way. 

Watching the sun go down over Lake Travis.

Smell of the water in the summer when the day is cooling off as the sun fades and the lake is all yours.

On 5/27/2020 at 11:50 AM, Brisketexan said:

Reaching over with your hand, and placing it on the bare small of your wife's back on a lazy Sunday morning in bed.

I love doing that as well. 
 

She says my hands are rougher than yours. Turns her on.

Reaching over with your hand, and placing it on your wife's crotch on a lazy Sunday morning in bed.

 

FIFY

An iron struck so pure you don't even feel the club make contact with the ball. Watching the ball along it's trajectory with ever the slightest amount of draw curving in at the flagstick as is flies toward the green.

A draw is so much more pleasing to the eye than a fade

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