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The roar of an SA 200 when you strike an arc and are engulfed in white light and the smell of burning flux. 

On 6/2/2020 at 10:01 AM, Longhornstampede said:

An iron struck so pure you don't even feel the club make contact with the ball. Watching the ball along it's trajectory with ever the slightest amount of draw curving in at the flagstick as is flies toward the green.

A draw is so much more pleasing to the eye than a fade

But you can talk to a fade.  

A draw turns into a hook and then turns out to be a general shithead that will topspin it’s way off the fairway, through the rough and under a rock only to look back aand shoot the finger at you. 

16 hours ago, deadshank said:

But you can talk to a fade.  

A draw turns into a hook and then turns out to be a general shithead that will topspin it’s way off the fairway, through the rough and under a rock only to look back aand shoot the finger at you. 

But it's a whole hell of a lot easier to fix than a fade or a slice

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My brother just sent me this pic after an afternoon shower in Las Cruces. Rainbows over the Organ Mountains are the only thing that can compete with sunset on the Organ Mountains.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

My brother just sent me this pic after an afternoon shower in Las Cruces. Rainbows over the Organ Mountains are the only thing that can compete with sunset on the Organ Mountains.

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I pictured the organ mountains as more penis shaped

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