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32 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

Search sucks, so SIAP but Drew Brees is being absolutely destroyed today for these comments.

 

 

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The best kind of crazy 

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yessir. Sitting through virtual classes so decided making this fucksticks life a little more annoying was a worthwhile endeavor.

You sir are a TRUE HERO.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Looks like the typical skinhead creep.

Penelope? I didn't see them wearing any lululemon.

Man, all this aside fuck Aaron Rodgers for the whiny bullshit he pulled at Cal in '04; and then proceeded to get buttfucked by Tech in the Holiday Bowl.

The original "they didn't want to be there" shtick.

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37 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

Search sucks, so SIAP but Drew Brees is being absolutely destroyed today for these comments.

 

 

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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Bernard Shaw for the win. Arnett in downtown Baghdad was fun to watch. 

Wasn't Arnett known as the Scud Stud? 

18 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

 

This offer is worthless without pics.

Married dude was tempted, tho.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I repeat -- the only balls in that entire administration are those that regularly slap against Pence's chin and ass.

Judges ruling?

Political?  Or no?

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Judges ruling?

Political?  Or no?

Yeah, I thought I was in the other thread.  Mea culpa.  I mean, a Mike Pence closeted gay joke should ALWAYS be welcome, but I didn't realize what thread I was in.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I thought I was in the other thread.  Mea culpa.  I mean, a Mike Pence closeted gay joke should ALWAYS be welcome, but I didn't realize what thread I was in.

Got it.  Was surprised honestly. 

....

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Not over some bullshit Pence joke.

5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Judges ruling?

Political?  Or no?

Finally you got the right avatar.  pos rep.

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

If slapping my balls on a chin is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

But like... a dude's chin? PM Subliminal I guess...

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Got it.  Was surprised honestly. 

@blacklab warned me about it, fairly.

Frankly, I'm more surprised that he gave me a pass on my post about him looking like the "before" part of a male vitamin supplement ad.  I guess so long as what you post is objectively true, he can't do anything about it.

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Drew Brees doesn't care about black people

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I’m a big fan of Lululemon.  Didn’t realize there was better gear.  But damn I love the trend.  

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 


WTF???

 

I didn’t get it either.

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The best kind of crazy 

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

I wish COVID was more vindictive

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I wish COVID was more vindictive

To be fair, I'm pretty sure that right before some middle school dance, I splashed on like a gallon of MK Ultra.  Pro-tip: do NOT put any on your junk, no matter how optimistic you're feeling about the night.

Dude on the right has an awful lot of product in his hair for a guy who knew he was about to be arrested.  And yeah, we have to ask—-what’s the race of the guy second from the right?

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

@blacklab warned me about it, fairly.

Frankly, I'm more surprised that he gave me a pass on my post about him looking like the "before" part of a male vitamin supplement ad.  I guess so long as what you post is objectively true, he can't do anything about it.

 

I'm not just the president of the male vitamin supplement club, I'm a client!

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Dude on the right has an awful lot of product in his hair for a guy who knew he was about to be arrested.  And yeah, we have to ask—-what’s the race of the guy second from the right?

You coulda just said the 3rd guy, you're not ranking chicks you know

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

 

This video gets way darker in the 2nd half.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

This offer is worthless without pics.

Married dude was tempted, tho.

Phoenix Divina

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2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

I once sat next to Kinky on a SWA flight when he was running for governor.  He had terrible dandruff.

Most kooks do.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

The best kind of crazy 

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Not the kind of bump I was hoping for. 

11 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

Phoenix Divina

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Looks like a cross between Jeanne Triplehorn and Sela Ward.

Wood!

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Take ‘em to Woo for his pigs.

I hear they’re cannibals.

17 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

Phoenix Divina

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I would have fired off a couple of rounds in her. 

 

5 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Looks like a cross between Jeanne Triplehorn and Sela Ward.

Wood!

Good call. 

Looks like a cross between Jeanne Triplehorn and Sela Ward.
Wood!

[brisket, shopping for knockoff police uniforms]
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


[brisket, shopping for knockoff police uniforms]

Sela is your gal 

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Drew Brees is a fucking twat. We had a work outing at Top Golf in Austin one day and he was doing some appearance there, he looked like a sullen douche when we walked in, ignoring everyone and tapping away on his phone, and more than one staff member bringing us drinks and food complained about him and his entourage. Reminded me eerily of the time I had the misfortune of meeting Kirk Herbstreit (though Musberger was a totally cool dude, surprisingly).

That's the first shitty story I've heard about him.  He always seemed like a nice guy to me.  His father, FWIW, is one of the nicest guys I've ever met.  

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

That's the first shitty story I've heard about him.  He always seemed like a nice guy to me.  His father, IMHO, is one of the nicest guys I've ever met.  

I always thought and heard he was a decent guy as well. It's possible he was just having a bad day, but personally I doubt it. I got big time Herbstreit vibes from that whole crew.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yessir. Sitting through virtual classes so decided making this fucksticks life a little more annoying was a worthwhile endeavor.

How did he assume that you were black?

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That's the first shitty story I've heard about him.  He always seemed like a nice guy to me.  His father, IMHO, is one of the nicest guys I've ever met.  

His mom, on the other hand...

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

If slapping my balls on a chin is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Happens often to you, huh?

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

How did he assume that you were black?

Think people have been fucking with him all day ( his voicemail actually was full) probably his default assumption now 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Think people have been fucking with him all day ( his voicemail actually was full) probably his default assumption now 

He'll find plenty of work mowing dead grass and hard pan in College Station. 

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