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Richest people in every state. Who are some of these assholes?

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Harold Hamm's divorce check is lol.

Harold Hamm Sent His Ex-Wife A $975 Million Check; She Rejected It ...

How do you miss that chance for an awesome note in the memo section?  Damn shame.  

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3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Harold Hamm's divorce check is lol.

Harold Hamm Sent His Ex-Wife A $975 Million Check; She Rejected It ...

Would. For $1,000,000

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

How do you miss that chance for an awesome note in the memo section?  Damn shame.  

Same reason checks 1001-1003 went to his mistresses.  Timing.  

10 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Didn't realize that Alice Walmart lives in Texas.

A few of the Waltons (grandkids) live in Austin. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well I know that for WY John Mars is the owner of mars candy

Isn’t Victoria Mars in PA part of the Mars candy family/dynasty as well?

2 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Isn’t Victoria Mars in PA part of the Mars candy family/dynasty as well?

Yes. I think it’s 3 siblings right now, assuming the WV entrant is the third. 

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes. I think it’s 3 siblings right now, assuming the WV entrant is the third. 

two brothers and sister. they're up there in age

knew the Mars right hand person, damn they had some great stories about that family 

The heiress to the Mars Bar Cat Food fortune?  

Little known fact that as Marianne Faithfull aged, she switched Mars bars for Temptations.

26 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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Didn't realize that Alice Walmart lives in Texas.

She lives in Fort Worth

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4 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

$320 Million gets you first place in Alaska, but then you are in Alaska 

But you can see Russia from your home. 

26 minutes ago, LABEVO said:

A few of the Waltons (grandkids) live in Austin. 

Which ones?  Is she cute?  

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Which ones?  Is she cute?  

John Boy Walton.  You wanna lick that mole?

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For the right amount of cash, sure. 

So wait...his cameo on "Billions" as a billionaire...that was true?  

I don’t remember Mack chase in breaking bad

Just now, Updawg said:

I don’t remember Mack chase in breaking bad

Who do think Gus kicked up to after he killed the cartel?  

18 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

$320 Million gets you first place in Alaska, but then you are in Alaska 

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57 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Would. For $1,000,000

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You talkin' 'bout laying pipe for cash money where the bitch pay yo ass?

Sign this brutha the fuck UP!!!!

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

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Didn't realize that Alice Walmart lives in Texas.

ND's Theraldson: Motel magnate.  Innovated many things that are ubiquitous in the mid-tie hotels today.

SD's Sanford: Built a buncha hospitals

IA's Harry Stine. Seed corn, naturally.

WI's Menard.  Started Menard's lumber and hardware.

MI's Meijer's.  Started the eastern Midwest version of Target.  (Much better than Target, imho.)

OH's Wexner.  Built Victoria's Secret, GAP and several others.  Big Ohio State booster, got Jeffrey Epstein his first big break.  (We're waiting for him to get in big trouble for it.)

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

The heiress to the Mars Bar Cat Food fortune?  

I prefer the heiress to the o henry candy fortune anyway

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

I prefer the heiress to the o henry candy fortune anyway

Beat me to it.  But, you didn't post the picture.

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I recognize 12 of those names.

 

And I would live in Alaska for $320,000,000.

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And I would live in Alaska for $320,000,000.

Clearly....

Alaska is a hard pass.  Unless living there meant a couple months a year.  Have been, it’s beautiful to look at and GTFO.  If you’re social, you’re fucked.  Keep the 320M.  
Ken from IL owns the most residential real estate in the world.  Wonder where he decided to hole up.  Has no monster yachts.  Weird imo.  

10 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Alaska is a hard pass.  Unless living there meant a couple months a year.  Have been, it’s beautiful to look at and GTFO.  If you’re social, you’re fucked.  Keep the 320M.  
Ken from IL owns the most residential real estate in the world.  Wonder where he decided to hole up.  Has no monster yachts.  Weird imo.  

I feel like with $320 million you could maybe get a couple of other places too. 

13 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Why does Warren Buffet live in Nebraska?

Part of his folksy persona.  I actually do think he really does like being out of the limelight in real life.  He was really good at it for decades but the internet/social media age just got its grips into the investment game and he realized he needed to at least pay some attention to it.  So now he still lives there but engages the world digitally.  John Mackey tells a great story about Buffet's line of bullshit about his progressivism that I told on another thread.  Mackey has told it at small conferences before.  Anyway, Omaha is part of the schtick.

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I feel like with $320 million you could maybe get a couple of other places too. 

Yep, it's why I said I'd put in max 2 months there.  But if the 320M meant you needed 6 months there, fuck it.  Sometimes you need X amount of time in a state to actually be a resident.  I know because I'd be a lot better off as a FL resident and own a place there.  Not so easy to establish there because IL broke ass will come after me with all they got...

28 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Alaska is a hard pass.  Unless living there meant a couple months a year.  Have been, it’s beautiful to look at and GTFO.  If you’re social, you’re fucked.  Keep the 320M.  
Ken from IL owns the most residential real estate in the world.  Wonder where he decided to hole up.  Has no monster yachts.  Weird imo.  

I could handle living in/near Anchorage.

 

 

 

Fairbanks?  Hell no.  Been there, done that.  For WAY less than $320,000,000.

Yeah southern coast of Alaska would be fine year round. Especially on my 10 million dollar ranch with all my toys. 

6 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Lol@stanely kroenke having the balls to remain in Missouri instead of moving to LA with his rams

Pretty sure Kroenke and his wife both now "reside" in Texas. Couple hours outside Ft.Worth on the Waggoner Ranch

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well I know that for WY John Mars is the owner of mars candy

Their primary residence is very unassuming. It has a great view of the Grand Teton. 
 

8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Why does Warren Buffet live in Nebraska?

He Runzas that state.

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I feel like with $320 million you could maybe get a couple of other places too. 

And as many friends as you want/need.

8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Alaska is a hard pass.  Unless living there meant a couple months a year.  Have been, it’s beautiful to look at and GTFO.  If you’re social, you’re fucked.  Keep the 320M.  
Ken from IL owns the most residential real estate in the world.  Wonder where he decided to hole up.  Has no monster yachts.  Weird imo.  

Smart bazillionaires charter monster yachts from the crazy Russians & Arabs.

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

Part of his folksy persona.  I actually do think he really does like being out of the limelight in real life.  He was really good at it for decades but the internet/social media age just got its grips into the investment game and he realized he needed to at least pay some attention to it.  So now he still lives there but engages the world digitally.  John Mackey tells a great story about Buffet's line of bullshit about his progressivism that I told on another thread.  Mackey has told it at small conferences before.  Anyway, Omaha is part of the schtick.

What’s Mackey’s story about Buffet?

9 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Why does Warren Buffet live in Nebraska?

His father was in politics and he was born and raised there.  He spends all his time reading financials.  Lives in a very simplistic 1950's home and drives old Cadillac.  At one time he did own a beautiful beach home in Laguna Beach, CA.  No idea why he sold it other than he never visited that home.

8 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Lol@stanely kroenke having the balls to remain in Missouri instead of moving to LA with his rams

Fuck Stan Kroenke.

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