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Dang it I want my like back...the girl just above cops wristwatch is worth the 2 rank in that pic
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  • BigHorn'13
    BigHorn'13

    Funny to see this. Saw a small group of people protesting at the Kerr county courthouse earlier this evening and was ecstatic. Most looked like Schreiner U students and you could tell they had been ou

  • Longhorn
    Longhorn

    Then get the fuck out. Adios mofo. Go find somewhere else to live.

  • wildcat09
    wildcat09

    That President and AG tried to take the tiniest steps to fixing the conditions that resulted in the unrest in Ferguson and Baltimore. In response, racist morons like you lost their shit and elected th

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39 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, this (my post) could have the potential to be spectacularly wrong, but this is the most absurd and unfounded shit that keeps coming around that I’ve ever seen. We have 200+ years of an orderly transfer of power in this country and that shit ain’t stopping now. 

If it goes down that way (narrator voice- it won’t) I will join you with my torch and pitchfork. 

Thats not America and that’s not how any of this works. 

 

If the internet had existed, we’d have posts like that leading up to the election of 1800. New England housewives were literally hiding their Bibles in the garden and sinking them in wells because the infidel Jefferson was going to destroy them. We had strong anti-immigrant laws signed by Adams, and it was a crime to be critical of the government. 
 

And yet, here we are.

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Keep your pitchfork handy. You're going to need it. 

We also have 200+ years of presidents who respected the office and who didn't declare that Article II of the Constitution gives them unlimited power. None of the first 44 were sociopaths. All of them had either held office or served in the military before and were at least in some way qualified to serve in the nation's top office. Trump serves only Trump. Trump's campaign ads proclaim that he doesn't play by Washington's rules. He does things his way. 

You are spectacularly wrong and a poor judge of character if you can even imagine Trump engaging in an orderly transfer of power. 

Feel free to apologize to me in November when I’m right. Like I said, I have my pitchfork handy in the case that I’m wrong. 

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Dang it I want my like back...the girl just above cops wristwatch is worth the 2 rank in that pic

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Seems like just yesterday that I was a UT student smoking out with my roommates in Hyde Park, doing a group painting depicting weird shit about the LA riots and listening to Perry Farrell sing: "ever since the riots, all I ever wanted was a black girlfriend."  Some white privilege eh...  

Who's Lynne?

Trump’s party planner turned HUD Regional administrator
7 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

If the internet had existed, we’d have posts like that leading up to the election of 1800. New England housewives were literally hiding their Bibles in the garden and sinking them in wells because the infidel Jefferson was going to destroy them. We had strong anti-immigrant laws signed by Adams, and it was a crime to be critical of the government. 
 

And yet, here we are.

And then it would be somewhat justified because we’d done a transfer of power once and the old guy didn’t even want to keep the power. Now with another 220 years of experience doing this shit I have zero belief I will be wrong in poo poo-zing those posts. 

2 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Seems like just yesterday that I was a UT student smoking out with my roommates in Hyde Park, doing a group painting depicting weird shit about the LA riots and listening to Perry Farrell sing: "ever since the riots, all I ever wanted was a black girlfriend."  Some white privilege eh...  

Was just listening to some Porno For Pyros earlier.

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Was just listening to some Porno For Pyros earlier.

We won't make great pets

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

We won't make great pets

Strong avatar and user name to posting thread correlation. 

 

He gave up on the 200-page menu and said “fuck it, I’ll just steal a cheesecake”.
absolutely.
riots are not a safe place to be. at all. if you somehow think you need to go defend your store or anything (that isn't your family) then don't. i don't care if you agree with the protest. people are not logical in pissed large groups. very sad. 

You mix record unemployment, lingering pandemic, economic uncertainty, and police brutality into a riot and bad shit is going to happen.

Every mother fucking person in the riots has to vote or nothing matters.
33 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Fuck this pussy ass site.  Rename it sissyhorns.

For fucks sake can you possibly get more hypocritical?

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"You might get your feelings hurt?" for fucks sake grow some balls and practice what you preach.

Dude, what did you do?

I was trying to find footage of Austin protests, this was... more humorous than expected

 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

Star Tribune reporter 

Wtf??

44 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That guy really didn’t think any of that through. A bow and arrow that you suck at loading is not something you want to defend yourself with.

Redneck Legolas

24 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Feel free to apologize to me in November when I’m right. Like I said, I have my pitchfork handy in the case that I’m wrong. 

Like Trump is going to finally start respecting presidential norms after he's voted out of office. The phrase, "Well, he'd never do that!" just doesn't apply to this guy. 

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Seen this reposted a few times tonight 

 

*Saw

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Well there is only 2 from what I can tell...you dont like grainy cocoa
Seen this reposted a few times tonight 
 

If the NFL or College play this year, this will be all you see before the game starts and I am looking forward to it.
4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

*Saw

I have seen this a few times. Or straight up hillbilly "I seent it a buncha times."

Cops kicked off my hatred derby with the years of rights-stomping and killing with impunity. Rioters came on strong with their vandalism & chaos to take the lead. Cops storming back now on the final lap with the hyper-authoritarian responses. Neck and neck right now, who will win? 

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like Trump is going to finally start respecting presidential norms after he's voted out of office. The phrase, "Well, he'd never do that!" just doesn't apply to this guy. 

Trump can’t do shit as the Lone Ranger. I don’t believe anyone would follow any command to help him retain power of he loses the election. 

Daughters of the Confederacy building in Richmond is lit

 

8 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Daughters of the Confederacy building in Richmond is lit

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6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I don't recall seeing this in here either, again it has been reposted several times. 

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16 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Daughters of the Confederacy building in Richmond is lit

 

 

this place should have been lit the first night 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

This is America

 

I'm convinced that police recruits cannot pass the entrance exam physical if they have a dick longer than 2 inches.

31 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Cops kicked off my hatred derby with the years of rights-stomping and killing with impunity. Rioters came on strong with their vandalism & chaos to take the lead. Cops storming back now on the final lap with the hyper-authoritarian responses. Neck and neck right now, who will win? 

If you have to even ask, I think it's a fait accompli.

You have roving, organized, heavily-funded gangs of violent murderers and a much smaller group of people who wild out every couple of years, generally taking zero lives and breaking/burning stuff.

Seems simple to me.

17 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 



Here is a video of what happened. He was chasing people with a machete.  It doesn't end well for him.
 

 

5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Here is a video of what happened. He was chasing people with a machete.  It doesn't end well for him.
 

 

That guy brought piss to a shit fight.

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

That's pretty fucking awesome

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