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    Funny to see this. Saw a small group of people protesting at the Kerr county courthouse earlier this evening and was ecstatic. Most looked like Schreiner U students and you could tell they had been ou

  • Longhorn
    Longhorn

    Then get the fuck out. Adios mofo. Go find somewhere else to live.

  • wildcat09
    wildcat09

    That President and AG tried to take the tiniest steps to fixing the conditions that resulted in the unrest in Ferguson and Baltimore. In response, racist morons like you lost their shit and elected th

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4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who the hell are Wade Hampton and Bryan Dean Wright?

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This one gets me ragey

 

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looks like it was posted already. Don't assault kids asshole.

15 minutes ago, AngryDragon said:

This one gets me ragey. 

Ideal world: He gets charged for assaulting a child.

Actual world: Cops hi-five him.

20 minutes ago, AngryDragon said:

 

This one gets me ragey

 

I’ll bet my next onion ring that guy is a cop. Look at his sorry ass.

31 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Ideal world: He gets charged for assaulting a child.

Actual world: Cops hi-five him.

Actually, ideal world: he's slowly dissolved alive in a vat of acid

Tripped and fell. Also one of the forced entry drop down boxes in this pieces of shit mad lib statements. 

2 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

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Hold your breath. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Tripped and fell. Also one of the forced entry drop down boxes in this pieces of shit mad lib statements. 

Even now, the brazenness of some of the lies still shocks the hell out of me.

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

So what was the point of that, are they saying the curfew was like 3:30 in the afternoon 

Old men have reserves of strength that can easily be used to tear a human being asunder.  These cops obviously had to consider a dangerous outburst from this Larry David looking anarchist. 

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And the poo poo and the pee pee

6 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Who do you think you're arguing against?

Imagine a group of doctors having a meeting about how to proceed with a woman dying of cancer. Then one walks in, half-listens, and says, "Uh... chemo is really bad for people so... like, I'd rather her just like... be healthier. Have you guys even thought of that?"

Yeah, dude, we ALL wish local police didn't love killing black people.

But that's not what's happening.

This is the worst brisket impression ever. 

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Wait, so D.C. no longer has a curfew? I guess his beautiful border wall will be enough. 

This is the same shit all over the country, same shit. 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Wait, so D.C. no longer has a curfew? I guess his beautiful border wall will be enough. 

No arrests last night. Why is one necessary?

 

oh and looks like calling in national guard from other states in order to “dominate the battle space” is illegal 

Blatant authoritarian bullshit. I hope there are real consequences for this garbage 

11 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

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Perfect quote for that 

Even now, the brazenness of some of the lies still shocks the hell out of me.

It shouldn’t. It’s the habit. It’s not what they do - it’s what the my ARE.
This is the worst brisket impression ever. 

I mean, didn’t even get the voice right.
4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

oh and looks like calling in national guard from other states in order to “dominate the battle space” is illegal 

Put it on his tab.

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1 hour ago, AngryDragon said:

 

This one gets me ragey

 

Cyclists are dicks by default so this guy goes to an extra level of shittyness.

30 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

This motherfucker needs to be hung until dead, dead, dead. 

 

This is like the cops know last call is about to get announced and they're two-fisting Everclear before going down for the long nap.

Bitch fuck off, what the hell?

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She's not even wearing the mask correctly.

 

But really, this whole thread makes me ragey. Police are such fucking trash. Most dangerous armed gangs in the country. As far as I'm concerned, Minneapolis would be better if if they just dismantled the police and didn't bother replacing them.

 

40 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

This motherfucker needs to be hung until dead, dead, dead. 

 

What the fuck is this shit. A grandpa. They are throwing old white guys around now. 

Just now, Dropout said:

What the fuck is this shit. A grandpa. They are throwing old white guys around now. 

He was going to give them a stern talking-to. The horror.

This is how you know its all bullshit

What the fuck is this shit. A grandpa. They are throwing old white guys around now. 

I’m sure the PD actually has a medal for that. Cop’s gonna get a bonus.
This is how you know its all bullshit

Yeah, keep telling us why anyone in uniform should get any benefit of the doubt.
11 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This is how you know its all bullshit

Yep. PR shit. Nothing more. 

8 hours ago, elfenix said:

what the actual fuck

That Brooklyn MDC is a shithole among shitholes.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who the hell are Wade Hampton and Bryan Dean Wright?

Wade Hampton was a lesser Confederate officer.

I mean Grandpa is probably dead now, right? Jesus Christ he immediately started gushing blood from the ear.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

 

I laughed. And then it occurred to me: that would probably actually work.

Old man was in stable condition. The two officers were suspended without pay and an investigation is pending. 

Old man was in stable condition. The two officers were suspended without pay and an investigation is pending. 

They need to be taken into custody for assault and battery.
20 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I mean Grandpa is probably dead now, right? Jesus Christ he immediately started gushing blood from the ear.

Serious, but stable condition.  He's 75, btw.

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Old man was in stable condition. The two officers were suspended without pay and an investigation is pending. 

I can already see the findings from the investigation

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

That's fucked up. He snapped. This ain't LA Confidential. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

And they go bye bye. 

I go away for a couple of hours and new fresh hell awaits. Wailing on people with a baton. Kid in Dallas got shot in the face with a rubber bullet. That's not really what they are though is it? 

Perhaps I should go inquire at the gun thread. The one round I saw that someone recovered was a sort of woven bag with fine shot. A little smaller than dove grade.

The kid lost his left eye, 7 teeth and got a steel plate to hold his face together.

All the money that is going to get paid for all this ought to come out of their distressed pension fund. Buffalo, LA, and Dallas. KC. I don't think every time they took a knee it was a cynical PR stunt. There are departments and towns where the protesters are allowed their say. Maybe just up the road they get fucked over. 

I think my favorite cut of the day was the guy hollering at the National Guard types to tighten up. 

Close the gap!

They don't want to fucking be there. He could see it. Asleep on their feet. He woke their asses up. 

@staboner

still hurtling through space on this rock

 

God damn.  Cops are beating people at the protests about cops beating and killing people.  And cop supporters will get in a little girl's face about it.  Fuck this place, man.  We have lost our way.

 

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2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

America is on fire and under attack by antifa which is the same evil of the 1960s that, egad!, thought Vietnam and preventing black people from voting was bad! Er, I mean they hated America and were reds!

This isn't an opinion. It's a lie. Any news outlet that does not identify such statements as lies whether they come from this clown or the president is full of shit themselves. There are not "misstatements." This is not "spin." This is brazen dishonesty and needs to be identified as such before all notion of truth is swept away in the whirlwind of our own creation.

Certain entities are pretty clearly identifying themselves as willing and often anxious to undermine the republic in the name of partisan/criminal associations or pure hateful partisanship. I will never urge leniency when the dark days come.

I increasingly see real enemies as the lines are more clearly drawn. Enemies entitle themselves to very little consideration just as they show very little consideration for that against which they align. 

 

1 hour ago, Royalfan5 said:

Even now, the brazenness of some of the lies still shocks the hell out of me.

They live in a world without phone cameras, the internet, or anyone who questions authority. It's forever 1973 for these guys. "We'll release a statement and it's there word against ours. We're the cops. TV tells them to love and trust us."

Welcome to a new century, fuckwad.

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