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John Slade is an American Badass. 
 

‘Well, I’ve been pretty horny myself lately’


Great movie!

I thought you served in Vietnam.

I did, Saigon.

Well, how'd you lose your eye?

Fuckin around in the office.  We was shooting paper clips at each other and one of the damn fools hit me in the eye.

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Git. 

Kentucky honkies...

thank you.  

don't make me hop after you!

1 hour ago, bamachine said:

Fuck the cup, pour it in my hands.

Man, my cups cost more than fifteen cents.  

What makes you think you can be a black hero?

On 5/30/2020 at 4:09 PM, Lobo said:

Man, my cups cost more than fifteen cents.  

You got change for a hundred?

My bitch better have my money.

Through rain, sleet or snow. 

My whore better have my money,

not half, not some, but all my cash. 

'Cause if she don't, 

I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

-Fly Guy, Pimp of the Year circa 1970-something.

Fuck yeah. LOVED this movie growing up. It was one of those movies that was on HBO like 5 times a day, and I was happy to just watch it over and over again.

I remember the scene where Kenan Ivory Wayens digs the splinter out of his finger while screaming in agony just fucking killed me.

We were shootin' paperclips at each other, and one of the damn fools hit me in the eye!  

On 5/29/2020 at 9:07 PM, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

How much for one rib?

Fuck the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime. 

The door is ajar. The door is ajar. 

On 6/2/2020 at 8:45 AM, PencilPusher said:

My bitch better have my money.

Through rain, sleet or snow. 

My whore better have my money,

not half, not some, but all my cash. 

'Cause if she don't, 

I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

-Fly Guy, Pimp of the Year circa 1970-something.

The man's a Shakespeare!!!

 

(**dead in her ass)

Favorite scene in a movie full of 'em.

On 5/29/2020 at 9:45 PM, Radical Larry said:

CarelessAdvancedAntlion-size_restricted.

Still one of my favorite movie scenes 32 years later.

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