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OU creates Stoops statue, statue sucks the life out of David Boren?

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David Boren, president of the University of Oklahoma, is taken away by medical personnel and security during the unveiling of a statue of former head football coach Bob Stoops in Norman, Okla., Saturday, April 14, 2018. (AP Photo/Sue Ogrocki)© The Associated Press David Boren, president of the University of Oklahoma, is taken away by medical personnel and security during the unveiling of a statue of former head football coach Bob Stoops in Norman, Okla., Saturday, April 14, 2018…

NORMAN, Okla. — University of Oklahoma president David Boren had a medical episode right before the unveiling of a statue honoring former Oklahoma football coach Bob Stoops on Saturday morning and was taken away on a stretcher.

 

Boren, 76, is a former U.S. senator and has been the university's president since 1994. He had spoken earlier in the ceremony. The school did not immediately respond to a request for details regarding Boren's condition.

Stoops was being honored in front of a large crowd hours before Oklahoma's spring game. Right before the uncovering of the statue, paramedics started making their way over to Boren and talked to him near the podium where athletic director Joe Castiglione was speaking. Castiglione told the crowd the paramedics were taking precautions and then implored the crowd to pray. Boren smiled as he was being taken away.

Boren is retiring in June. The school's Board of Regents announced last month that Jim Gallogly will become the university's 14th president on July 1.

After Boren was removed from the immediate area near the statue, a concerned Castiglione proceeded.

"Well, they don't give you a script for this," Castiglione said. "But I think that knowing that how much President Boren and Molly (his wife) were involved in this day, I think that we will respectfully maybe just drop the covering of the statue of Bob Stoops, and we will thank each and every one of you again for what you have done to make this program so special."

I hear the heimlich maneuver is the right course of action when you encounter somebody choking on a dick.

Did the statue have a bag of dicks next to it?

boren's bag of dicks ran out so he began to come down with the vapors. he was whisked away to the covered wagon ambulance for a fresh bag. thus the reason for the smile.

I hope he is well & able to enjoy retirement with his wife...

I hope he is well & able to enjoy retirement with his beard...


Fify

Those attractive young male aides that Boren always has by his side must have given him quite the workout the previous night. You know, at the gym.

The Stoops statue is almost as flattering a depiction as THujone's.

Incest, the lack of dentistry and the abundance of meth is finally catching up to them. I bet they just took him to the nearest Love’s.

30 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Dick withdrawal

if there's one thing stoops hates

12 hours ago, Otter said:

Those attractive young male aides that Boren always has by his side must have given him quite the workout the previous night. You know, at the gym.

His mind is Tiffany-twisted/He got the Mercedes-Benz/

He got a lot of pretty, pretty boys/ He calls "friends"

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