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Good grief. This guy was strung the fuck out, he got cracked pretty good at 1:11 and didn't even flinch.

42 minutes ago, Chad said:

Good grief. This guy was strung the fuck out, he got cracked pretty good at 1:11 and didn't even flinch.

Hey, you protest your way and I will protest mine!   

Why the fuck do you want to gang up on some naked man minding his own business? Also, he was clearly in his right mind because he was wearing socks so he didn’t gave to tough the filthy pavement.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Couple of those guys were really good about only jumping in when the guy was down to kick him. How noble. 

Yeah, that was some Chickenshit McMotherfucker right there.

Oh by the way, that's the early signs of the COVID. You get the fever. 

He’s looking for Sarah Connor. 

At least it was a  warm day and he achieved his full, spring glory.  

13 minutes ago, deadshank said:

At least it was a  warm day and he achieved his full, spring glory.  

Odd that he was wearing a hoodie on such a warm day. 

Old timer @ 1:13 walking by pointing with some form of meat on a stick was a nice touch.

17 hours ago, Chad said:

Good grief. This guy was strung the fuck out, he got cracked pretty good at 1:11 and didn't even flinch.

No doubt.  I'll bet he'll be hurting like hell when he sobers up.

That was me, but I had just taken a cold shower so my dick was small.  Shrinkage!

 

14 hours ago, nnm said:

He’s looking for Sarah Connor. 

He needs your boots, your clothes,  and your motorcycle 

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1 hour ago, smuggs said:

Old timer @ 1:13 walking by pointing with some form of meat on a stick was a nice touch.

The whole video was some guy running around with some form of meat on a stick.

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

How often do you think he showers?  

Well duh, he takes his socks off.

 

Anyone know where Chad Briscoe is?

13 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Anyone know where Chad Briscoe is?

Irrelevant - our hero in the video only has one butthole. 

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

How often do you think he showers?  

But he is saving a fortune on laundry and dry cleaning?

Maybe he is just ahead of his time and being persecuted for it!

Futureman, is that you?

17 minutes ago, ABSR said:

But he is saving a fortune on laundry and dry cleaning?

Maybe he is just ahead of his time and being persecuted for it!

Futureman, is that you?

Are you implying that guy he attacked disparaged mayonnaise in some way?  

The dude doesn’t need to shower; he just rubs Briscoe’s Christ Sent oil all over every week.  

On 6/4/2020 at 12:02 PM, Horn Dog said:

That was me, but I had just taken a cold shower so my dick was small.  Shrinkage!

Like a frightened turtle!

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