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Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?

Fresh breath is a priority in my life...

No more yanky my wanky; the Donger need food!

"Dong (*clap*clap*); Dong (*clap*clap*), where is my automobile?"

I can't believe that I gave my panties to a geek.

What's your name?

Dong.

What's your first name?

Long.

What's your middle name?

Duk.

I'm into video game arcades, laundry, cigarette machines & trucking, and I dabble in local politics

I'm walking on air?

-You know, just now I really felt how much you like me.

-You're probably zoning in on my brain waves or something.

-Well, not really. I felt it on my leg.

Well, he’s wearing a red argyle sweater, tan trousers and red shoes... Hmmm? No, he’s not retarded!

How can you tell if it's a female extraterrestrial?

Easy. It's got tits!

What makes them different from regular tits?

There's three of them.

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