April 17, 20187 yr What's your name? Dong. What's your first name? Long. What's your middle name? Duk.
April 17, 20187 yr I'm into video game arcades, laundry, cigarette machines & trucking, and I dabble in local politics
April 18, 20187 yr -You know, just now I really felt how much you like me. -You're probably zoning in on my brain waves or something.-Well, not really. I felt it on my leg.
April 18, 20187 yr Well, he’s wearing a red argyle sweater, tan trousers and red shoes... Hmmm? No, he’s not retarded!
April 19, 20187 yr How can you tell if it's a female extraterrestrial? Easy. It's got tits!What makes them different from regular tits?There's three of them.
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