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7 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Wait, you're white?

Everywhere but the cucumber 

15 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Everywhere but the cucumber 

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In high school, my friend's mom wanted him to go buy her some pickle seeds to plant.  He asked if she meant cucumber seeds, and she said, no, she wanted to grow pickles.

 

The end.

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

girthy...

 

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I have that tile in my laundry room.  Marazzi.

 

Also, it's OK to take that photo if you're in your kitchen.  If you're doing that at the grocery store, it's not OK.  💣

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12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I have that tile in my laundry room.  Marazzi.

 

Also, it's OK to take that photo if you're in your kitchen.  If you're doing that at the grocery store, it's not OK.  💣

went to the grocery store earlier...after i taped it to the inside of my thigh.

7 hours ago, miguelito said:

In high school, my friend's mom wanted him to go buy her some pickle seeds to plant.  He asked if she meant cucumber seeds, and she said, no, she wanted to grow pickles.

 

The end.

What a stupid fucking bitch. 

Sorry. My tone got away from me. 

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Quit chewing your thumbnail.

I think he's like a big fat person who loves delicious thumbnails?

I was pretty pleased with the size and color of the hot pepper from my garden today. And the sweet snacking peppers should make a nice complement if I can convince my wife to try them. 
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Check out my gourd

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Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack
1 hour ago, Quagmire said:


Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack

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17 hours ago, Quagmire said:


Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack

That sounds like the terrible after-effects of a decade long case of blue balls.  You can have gangrene sack 

My cucumber is about the same girth as @Kyrie Eleison.  My tomatoes are also turning out nicely. The purple Cherokee on the left is really nice when sliced. 

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