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He's buying ad time on local Houston TV and then introducing local businesses who talk up their store. 

The big (local) guy helping the little guy.  This dude gets it.

 

After spending his first night with his Round Rock FD swift water rescue crew in their boat during the Harvey aftermath, my brother’s grandson really appreciated sleeping in one of MM’s stores for a couple more nights.

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25 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Tony Toni Toné has also done it again.

I'm sure there are more.  But it's not like we're going to see Joel Osteen do it.

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm sure there are more.  But it's not like we're going to see Joel Osteen do it.

Guessing the Ayatolllah won't be too offended...

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm sure there are more.  But it's not like we're going to see Joel Osteen do it.

“Don’t go to that church down the street with the really intelligent, kind hearted pastor who actually preaches the gospel.  Come to our Church Stadium and be sure to bring both checkbooks.” 
 

~Joel Osteen

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

“Don’t go to that church down the street with the really intelligent, kind hearted pastor who actually preaches the gospel.  Come to our Church Stadium and be sure to bring both checkbooks.” 
 

~Joel Osteen

"..and learn how Jesus detests poor people, loves guns, loves making and hoarding money, and hates libruls"

On 6/10/2020 at 2:21 PM, crash_davis said:

"..and learn how Jesus detests poor people, loves guns, loves making and hoarding money, and hates libruls"

But there’s electric guitars

34 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

But there’s electric guitars

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On 6/10/2020 at 2:21 PM, crash_davis said:

"..and learn how Jesus detests poor people, loves guns, loves making and hoarding money, and hates libruls"

I don’t like Osteen at all.  But that isn’t his message at all.  I doubt he’s ever mentioned guns or liberals.  And the vast majority of the members of his church are poor people of color.  I live right down the street and see exactly who attends there.  He’s a prosperity preacher.  He doesn’t discuss politics or social issues.  And there is no way the makeup of his church doesn’t lean left.  It’s 70 percent black and Hispanic.  

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5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I don’t like Osteen at all.  But that isn’t his message at all.  I doubt he’s ever mentioned guns or liberals.  And the vast majority of the members of his church are poor people of color.  I live right down the street and see exactly who attends there.  He’s a prosperity preacher.  He doesn’t discuss politics or social issues.  And there is no way the makeup of his church doesn’t lean left.  It’s 70 percent black and Hispanic.  

Yeah, Osteen's from the Michael Jordan school when it comes to staying out of politics.  Democrats tithe too!

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

I don’t like Osteen at all.  But that isn’t his message at all.  I doubt he’s ever mentioned guns or liberals.  And the vast majority of the members of his church are poor people of color.  I live right down the street and see exactly who attends there.  He’s a prosperity preacher.  He doesn’t discuss politics or social issues.  And there is no way the makeup of his church doesn’t lean left.  It’s 70 percent black and Hispanic.  

Yeah, you can clearly see how he accumulated all that wealth. He doesn’t do it for the money, he lives very humbly. He gives ALL that money back to the patrons.

On 6/10/2020 at 2:21 PM, crash_davis said:

"..and learn how Jesus detests poor people, loves guns, loves making and hoarding money, and hates libruls"

This is an absurd criticism of Osteen.  If you call him a huckster or grifter I will nod my head and say probably right. But this comment on him could not possibly be more wrong or misguided. As said above- he’s a prosperity doctrine guy through and through. 

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11 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Yeah, you can clearly see how he accumulated all that wealth. He doesn’t do it for the money, he lives very humbly. He gives ALL that money back to the patrons.

You knocked the hell out of that strawman.

Osteen makes all his money by writing books that suckers buy.  He's written like one book a year for 15 years now.  In the words of Clay Davis, he'll take any mother fucker's money if he's giving it away.

  • 8 months later...

Osteen seems to be learning.  He was on the news yesterday saying the Summit is open for people that need to warm up.  His income must have dropped after the Harvey fallout.

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

Osteen seems to be learning.  He was on the news yesterday saying the Summit is open for people that need to warm up.  His income must have dropped after the Harvey fallout.

Free night stay for every copy of his newest book!

If I end up moving to the Houston area this spring, buying my mattresses from this guy.  What a saint.

He’s gotta keep trying to shove that camel through the eye of a needle!

Good dude.  Doesn't he also bid millions on livestock for scholarships?

14 minutes ago, midtown said:

Good dude.  Doesn't he also bid millions on livestock for scholarships?

Yep.  The bed and mattresses I bought at Gallery made the move with me up north.  I paid a fortune, but it is excellent quality and he does good in the community.

  • 2 years later...

Mattresses, queen 

sofas, green 

And furniture, clean

And what else?  You guessed it.  Drinking lean.  

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