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#151
Can you imagine the NERVE of those protesters to bring RIFLES to their protest???
Also the other videos that account has uploaded to their channel are uh, not great lol. Not sure if I'd like to that as an honest source of what's happening in a political protest.
But don't let me pop your safe space bubble
So border walls manned with guns? I.D. to get in?

Gotdamn that is funny.
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  • HoffaJimmy
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    The middle hasn't gone anywhere and in fact is probably much bigger than it has ever been before. We just don't see or hear from "the middle" because they don't post 1M times a day on social media, ar

  • workswithseed
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    I just want California to do better, because I want Texas to not have many Californians.

  • Lol “The homeles [sic] people we invited took away all the food at the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone,” the person tweeted. “We need more food to keep the area operational. please if possible bring veg

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#154
18 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

Siap

She's got potential. Needs to drop the leftist extremism stuff though. Never going to find a decent husband while supporting that rhetoric.

#159

My go to restaurant in Seattle (Teriyaki and Wok) is in the Capital Hill area. The owner is kind of a Milfy (and very friendly) Chinese lady who has busted her ass for years making this place great. (Yes it’s basically one chromosome above a food truck, but the food and service are great.)
I guess the point I’m trying to make is these useful idiots best not fuck it up.

#163
My go to restaurant in Seattle (Teriyaki and Wok) is in the Capital Hill area. The owner is kind of a Milfy (and very friendly) Chinese lady who has busted her ass for years making this place great. (Yes it’s basically one chromosome above a food truck, but the food and service are great.)
I guess the point I’m trying to make is these useful idiots best not fuck it up.
Made a note for next month to try. My normal goto is that general area (west) is The Crab Pot over in the area of pier 55ish.
#165
11 hours ago, markstanco said:

So border walls manned with guns? I.D. to get in?

Gotdamn that is funny.

Oh the irony.

Note: posted before moved to the CR.

#166

I think this may be perfect for parts of Austin.  Only need to block 1 or 2 streets to create autonomous zones in Steiner Ranch, Hudson Bend, and lower Lago Vista.  Perfect bases for pirate party barges collecting tribute.  SRAZ might take and threaten to decapitate Mansfield Dam. 

#SRAZ, #HBAZ, #LLcoolVAZ

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#167
23 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

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@cactusflinthead, how long do you give them? 

Apparently all they did was lay down cardboard, then put dirt over the cardboard.

Hopefully they are giving the plants electrolytes, which plants crave. 

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#169
1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

When do we send in the military?

Why? I'm kinda curious when they figure out they have to create capitalism to get food since thier garden is as sad as 2020 been.

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#173
5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

two weeks

It depends if the city keeps the water and electricity on in that area. I say without, 2 weeks, but with I say a month.

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#176
1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

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@cactusflinthead, how long do you give them? 

Apparently all they did was lay down cardboard, then put dirt over the cardboard.

That garden looks like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie designed it.

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[mention=541]cactusflinthead[/mention], how long do you give them? 
Apparently all they did was lay down cardboard, then put dirt over the cardboard.
If they water it, they'll be fine. Roots and water will go right through the cardboard. I woulda worked it up instead and planted, you know, ROWS, but it's no necessary.

They're also gonna need a significantly bigger garden. Subsistence farming is a lot of work.
Hopefully they are giving the plants electrolytes, which plants crave. 
Pee on them. Not the plant itself, but between the plants. No poop though. Poop is where e coli comes from.
#178
4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That garden looks like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie designed it.

I have actually seen 5 year olds do a better job. That garden may dampen their resolve a little. 

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There is even a guy down on his knees with a weak surrender cobra. That says it all.

#180
4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I have actually seen 5 year olds do a better job. That garden may dampen their resolve a little. 

He is tightening his manbun.

#184

Autonomous region with guns? What's the over/under on when the ATF going to Waco 'em?

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#185

saw some twitters where the lesbian leader was stepping down cuz shes an abuser of children,  was that parody, seems like it wouldnt be 

#187
20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Huh.  Shoulda put in a golf course and made it gated access only.  But then, I guess they didn't want to be swarmed by GOP voters who "just moved there for the good schools."

Also, if you built an enclosed enclave, decreed that it only serve vegan and soy-based food, and then said "Brisketexan, you can't come in here without permission!," I'm pretty sure my answer would be "well, okay then" as I didn't even break my stride as I walked on by.

If they could work "Confederate" into the name, they'd have their own standing army of redneck idiots within the week. They would have to set aside a separate area for them to marshal and not let them into the actual zone, though.  

#188

Why are we talking about rednecks/confederates? Quit fucking redirecting everything to politics all the time.

This is just a group of fucking morons and we are all laughing, no need for politics.

#189
14 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Here’s one.  I had a pretty big weekly option position in Amazon.  It went from 40k to nearly 300k from Mon-Wed.  On wed, it was still up and I was going to close it out that afternoon when I got back to my office from lunch.   I went home for lunch, which is about 8 minutes from my office.  By the time I got to my house, the stock had gone down over $100/sh and my options were worthless.  I’m talking went from 7x return to fucking zero in 8 minutes. 

not humble

#190
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I have actually seen 5 year olds do a better job. That garden may dampen their resolve a little. 

Maybe they should call Micheal Bloomberg.

#192

are there actually residential houses, apartments in the area they control or is it all a business district.

#193
17 minutes ago, SDG said:

Got to give them credit; at least they’re asking for body wash.

And electrolytes @miguelito

gotta love the tracphone minutes card request(gotta stay connected while anarch-ing).  wonder how many have parents who could just remove them from their plan.

#196
6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

are there actually residential houses, apartments in the area they control or is it all a business district.

They are asking for tents, so my guess would be no.

#197
24 minutes ago, SDG said:

Got to give them credit; at least they’re asking for body wash.

That they're finally asking for belts gives me hope.  No more hipster pants on the ground.

#198
4 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Do they have their own tests for Covid?

Yes. It's a written test:

 

Did you participate in CHAZ?

If yes, you have Covid

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#199
2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

When do we send in the military?

For a bunch of LARP'ing kids?  Nah.  The mayor and governor don't care, so I'm going to follow their lead.  You can't help but laugh at the situation.  They found land that they wanted, so they just took it.  They have defined borders, border walls, and armed agents who question people seeking entry.  They are denying entry to those they deem undesirable.  Basically, they're just about everything they'd claim to despise.

#200
13 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

are there actually residential houses, apartments in the area they control or is it all a business district.

There are residences and businesses in the area.  I'm sure they're all thrilled with the situation.

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