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#101
5 minutes ago, Iceman said:

"This is so different from mom and dad's basement.  All I had to do is make some noise and they'd send more food..."

I think you mean call or text someone upstairs to bring them food. They can't be yelling while playing Fortnite or Minecraft. 

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  • HoffaJimmy
    HoffaJimmy

    The middle hasn't gone anywhere and in fact is probably much bigger than it has ever been before. We just don't see or hear from "the middle" because they don't post 1M times a day on social media, ar

  • workswithseed
    workswithseed

    I just want California to do better, because I want Texas to not have many Californians.

  • Lol “The homeles [sic] people we invited took away all the food at the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone,” the person tweeted. “We need more food to keep the area operational. please if possible bring veg

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#102
40 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Can you imagine the NERVE of those protesters to bring RIFLES to their protest???

Also the other videos that account has uploaded to their channel are uh, not great lol. Not sure if I'd like to that as an honest source of what's happening in a political protest.

But don't let me pop your safe space bubble

Fake news, so tell me how it was fake. Why make that video?

#104

If this spreads some, say with California, Hawaii, Arizona, Oregon, Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska... and eventually Baja, we got us a CHAZOWBBA covering the entire NA West Coast. Autonomous as fuck, no prohibition on drugs, sex, gambling... I can see it.

#106
Just now, Tex Long said:

If this spreads some, say with California, Hawaii, Arizona, Oregon, Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska... and eventually Baja, we got us a CHAZOWBBA covering the entire NA West Coast. Autonomous as fuck, no prohibition on drugs, sex, gambling... I can see it.

Chazapalooza!

#107
18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They also demand that there be separate, colored-only water fountains. 

to be clear I didn't type what you responded to that must have been from the "demands" story.

#109
1 hour ago, smuggs said:

What's going on with that sign language guy? He looks like he's about to shut em down and open up shop.

Oh no,

That’s how Chaz Ryders roll. 

#110
4 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

If this spreads some, say with California, Hawaii, Arizona, Oregon, Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska... and eventually Baja, we got us a CHAZOWBBA covering the entire NA West Coast. Autonomous as fuck, no prohibition on drugs, sex, gambling... I can see it.

Richest nation on earth by end of the month

#111
2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Richest nation on earth by end of the month

Nevada is going to want in on some of that or maybe vegas casino lords form an autonomous strip zone and break off to Chazapalooza.  they can tell downtown they cut a deal and that they are offering to save their ass if they want to come along.  

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#114
5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Nevada is going to want in on some of that or maybe vegas casino lords form an autonomous strip zone and break off to Chazapalooza.  they can tell downtown they cut a deal and that they are offering to save their ass if they want to come along.  

Ala West Berlin in the Cold War. 

#116

He's 'the Chaz', alright?  And nobody beats him!  

#117

I nailed it when I said that John Ringo's Last Centurion is the dystopian book most like 2020. Except this is far more farcical.

#120
34 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Fake news, so tell me how it was fake. Why make that video?

I didn't call it fake news, that's more your side of the spectrum. I am saying that entire YT channel has nothing but right wing memes and redpill bullshit. It's not exactly a believable source.

Although seeing as it is 90% fox news, alex jones, and COVID-19 misinformation up until it flipped to covering infowars coverage of the protests, you have pretty succinctly captured the vibe of DT these days.

#122
35 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Nevada is going to want in on some of that or maybe vegas casino lords form an autonomous strip zone and break off to Chazapalooza.  they can tell downtown they cut a deal and that they are offering to save their ass if they want to come along.  

r and r drinking GIF by IFC

#123
59 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I live up here.  Give me ten cops and four red necks and I’ll clear those 7 blocks.  These people are lovers not fighters

How many aggys will you require? Operation ag shield. 

#124
4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If they ever hope to recognized internationally they're going to need a more formal name, like The Charles.

Niger, please

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#126
16 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I didn't call it fake news, that's more your side of the spectrum. I am saying that entire YT channel has nothing but right wing memes and redpill bullshit. It's not exactly a believable source.

Although seeing as it is 90% fox news, alex jones, and COVID-19 misinformation up until it flipped to covering infowars coverage of the protests, you have pretty succinctly captured the vibe of DT these days.

A blind squirrel can still find a nut. Until something comes out saying this didn't happen, I'll just put in the maybe that happened camp.

#127
6 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

A blind squirrel can still find a nut. Until something comes out saying this didn't happen, I'll just put in the maybe that happened camp.

You'll notice I did not call it fake, or false, or untrue, despite you putting those words in my mouth. Just letting you know that you're not likely to get anything but information that reinforces your biases going to that source. 

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#128
Just now, Captainant said:

You'll notice I did not call it fake, or false, or untrue, despite you putting those words in my mouth. Just letting you know that you're not likely to get anything but information that reinforces your biases going to that source. 

I just looked for videos on CHAZ. I saw that one, and listened to it. I then posted it. I didn't look at the source's credentials. He does have a time stamp of what was said, and a link where he found the video in his description of it 

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#129
2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

lmfao the homeles swooped in stole all their food, now there are calls to bring in food.  this is classic 2020

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/nocloakroom

#130
4 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Chazican City

Chazdorra

Monachaz

This micro state needs a better name. 

Djibouchaz 

#131
2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

If this spreads some, say with California, Hawaii, Arizona, Oregon, Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska... and eventually Baja, we got us a CHAZOWBBA covering the entire NA West Coast. Autonomous as fuck, no prohibition on drugs, sex, gambling... I can see it.

queue the realignment thread...

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#132
3 hours ago, dcar00 said:

they should reply with blah blah blah and then shut off electricity and water

Then it would just look like parts of San Francisco 

#133
31 minutes ago, Iceman said:

queue the realignment thread...

Cue? Well, and ain't no aligning to do - secede.

#134
5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Cue? Well, and ain't no aligning to do - secede.

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#137
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Huh.  Shoulda put in a golf course and made it gated access only.  But then, I guess they didn't want to be swarmed by GOP voters who "just moved there for the good schools."

Or limo libs like Pelosi

#139

ags would just stand there, counting on never actually getting into the game.

#140
3 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

r and r drinking GIF by IFC

Hell, I lost more than that in 15 seconds on some very ill advised call options on futures contracts one time.

#143
21 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Hell, I lost more than that in 15 seconds on some very ill advised call options on futures contracts one time.

I don’t even want to tell my worst horror stories along that vein.  Enough to make me vomit thinking about it 

#144
3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I don’t even want to tell my worst horror stories along that vein.  Enough to make me vomit thinking about it 

We call it tuition.

#146
4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We call it tuition.

Here’s one.  I had a pretty big weekly option position in Amazon.  It went from 40k to nearly 300k from Mon-Wed.  On wed, it was still up and I was going to close it out that afternoon when I got back to my office from lunch.   I went home for lunch, which is about 8 minutes from my office.  By the time I got to my house, the stock had gone down over $100/sh and my options were worthless.  I’m talking went from 7x return to fucking zero in 8 minutes. 

#148
9 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Here’s one.  I had a pretty big weekly option position in Amazon.  It went from 40k to nearly 300k from Mon-Wed.  On wed, it was still up and I was going to close it out that afternoon when I got back to my office from lunch.   I went home for lunch, which is about 8 minutes from my office.  By the time I got to my house, the stock had gone down over $100/sh and my options were worthless.  I’m talking went from 7x return to fucking zero in 8 minutes. 

I hope you got to expense the lunch at least.  But yeah, that's really bad.

Was it your personal money, or "client money"?

#149
9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I hope you got to expense the lunch at least.  But yeah, that's really bad.

Was it your personal money, or "client money"?

Combo.  Some of mine, some of my parents, another client.  All on the same exact trade.   

#150

Their subreddit is pretty funny. 
Earlier today there was a thread about someone asking if chaz wanted an extra milk cow he had running around.   After some bickering they finally agreed to take it if he Could also provide some dirt. 
 

wonder if they ever got their cow. 
 

edit. Here is the thread. Even better than I remember. 
https://web.archive.org/web/20200611162429/https://www.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h0occh/i_got_you_guys_a_dairy_cow_where_should_i_drop_it/

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