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    btw, this is exactly why people choose to say "consequence culture" instead of "cancel culture". she didn't want her behavior recorded and shown to others.  why?  because she knew she was being h

  • Horn Under a Bad Sign
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    Hilarious.    

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Happened today in DFW. Karen didn't want to wear a mask (like omg, ma rights) and called an employee a bitch (at least she didn't say the n word).

Boss man: "We don't tolerate that crap with us at all. So you can find another carrier to fly. I suggest Spirit."

Cold blooded.

Welcome to no fly list on American out of DFW. Fucking lulz. It's all a fucking game to these assholes. Except the consequences are real. She'll get on facebook and be consoled by her other magat friends.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/oocbkq/karen_learns_if_you_have_nothing_nice_to_say_then/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

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Last week I had to take my son to the airport and a WT family got on the elevator with us.  They were howling about how they were thrown off their flight for not wearing masks and as a result were going to miss MeeMaw's 80th birthday, PawPaw and MeeMaw's 60th anniversay party, cousin Amber's 21st birthday, and cousin Randy Wayne's graduation.  I had a very big shit-eating grin going on under my mask.

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Karens acting like pieces of shit, facing consequences for said actions, and then crying because they don’t think it’s fair is my favorite kind of porn 

23 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Karens acting like pieces of shit, facing consequences for said actions, and then crying because they don’t think it’s fair is my favorite kind of porn 

You have shitty taste in porn.

On 7/24/2021 at 9:35 AM, Neonmoon said:

Karens acting like pieces of shit, facing consequences for said actions, and then crying because they don’t think it’s fair is my favorite kind of porn 

I prefer threesomes with little Asian spinners, but you do you.

Asian pornstars named Karen.  You have really specific tastes, dude.  

I prefer threesomes with little Asian spinners, but you do you.
Threesomes? Amatuer....

On 7/16/2021 at 8:05 PM, washparkhorn said:

karens? I say yes.

No sourcing on the location, date, characters involved in this ugliness, but it is speculated to be Florida - recent past. A case study example might provide some reliable data. Do not treat as factual. 

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Only useful as an example of  behavior that occurs far too often between factions in this nation of ours. karens and enablers v. the world.  Extraordinary sense of entitlement and bullying behavior (perhaps from being bullied when younger). Social intelligence is teachable. (possible PTSD and news siloing with paywalls aggravating or creating silos??) (AI)

Awful humans in that video. I admire the store employee's calm demeanor and rationality. 

 

after a briefly misidentifying the perp, the internet finally got their man. Benigno Fronsaglia

Here's another Texas realtor....how many of these fucking wackos are there?

https://meaww.com/kelci-cashman-homophobic-flight-mask-protest-texas-realtor 

 

 fucking dfw burbs are a full of crazies. burn it all down 

Why can't people just be considerate, empathetic human beings instead of emboldened, entitled venom spewing bullies?  It worked for Trump exactly one term and then he lost.  His plebe followers don't get that benefit because rules.  And nobody wants to be held hostage to an adult screaming baby, 10,000+ feet in the air. 

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21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 fucking dfw burbs are a full of crazies. burn it all down 

I heard a rumor…. That the entire DFW suburb economy is based upon bored housewives just selling houses and MLM bullshit back and forth to each other.  Is that true?

On 7/25/2021 at 9:22 PM, Blotto said:

after a briefly misidentifying the perp, the internet finally got their man. Benigno Fronsaglia

Here's another Texas realtor....how many of these fucking wackos are there?

https://meaww.com/kelci-cashman-homophobic-flight-mask-protest-texas-realtor 

 

And kids walking off too, she’s carrying a cartoon character backpack. So next gen is screwed no matter how you slice it, either gotta break with mom or copy mom. 

Perhaps the flight attendants should be given a little more latitude in how they quell disruptions. An elephant dart to the face comes to mind.

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5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Perhaps the flight attendants should be given a little more latitude in how they quell disruptions. An elephant dart to the face comes to mind.

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Thanks for posting.  I shared a quick thought or two. 


“It’s selfish to think only of your “freedom” from complying with a simple request that saves lives. You seem like type that would have screamed “I refuse to give up my lights at night” during the blitz. (You’ll probably need to look that one up. Oh, and the Nazis were the bad guys then too, in case that’s your thing as well.)”

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"As far back as I can remember, Real Estate has always been my passion."

That's fucking awesome.

This was an lol today. I got called a Karen.

I was on the phone on the bus home after dinner because it was right there, and some jackass white dude on the bus, rather than minding his own business, told me to shut up and get off the phone. He then called me a batch. I flew him the one finger salute. He called me a cunt. I told him to mind his own fucking business. At this point he called me a Karen. I said, "You don't know what a Karen is." I proceeded to continue my phone conversation and ignore his muttering. Idiot.

He probably beats his wife. What a fucking chode.

38 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This was an lol today. I got called a Karen.

I was on the phone on the bus home after dinner because it was right there, and some jackass white dude on the bus, rather than minding his own business, told me to shut up and get off the phone. He then called me a batch. I flew him the one finger salute. He called me a cunt. I told him to mind his own fucking business. At this point he called me a Karen. I said, "You don't know what a Karen is." I proceeded to continue my phone conversation and ignore his muttering. Idiot.

He probably beats his wife. What a fucking chode.

Kind of siding with this guy.....100% siding with him if you were pulling this shit

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53 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I was on the phone on the bus home after dinner because it was right there

Penelope on a bus!

(I get it, it's NYC, buses are convenient, etc.)

Kind of siding with this guy.....100% siding with him if you were pulling this shit
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Nope. Earbuds in, facing away, and talking quietly. People in the back laughing were louder than me.
On 7/26/2021 at 12:11 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

I heard a rumor…. That the entire DFW suburb economy is based upon bored housewives just selling houses and MLM bullshit back and forth to each other.  Is that true?

There are 220,000 swimming pools in the DFW area, so toss in a healthy amount of paying the pool maintenance companies extra to send the attractive pool boys out.


Nope. Earbuds in, facing away, and talking quietly. People in the back laughing were louder than me.

OK Karen, Hook em.
/ducks

You should have shut him down with, “Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, Louie! Just go away.”

18 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This was an lol today. I got called a Karen.

One Million Internet Victory Points if you reported him to the manager.

On 7/26/2021 at 8:20 PM, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Thanks for posting.  I shared a quick thought or two. 


“It’s selfish to think only of your “freedom” from complying with a simple request that saves lives. You seem like type that would have screamed “I refuse to give up my lights at night” during the blitz. (You’ll probably need to look that one up. Oh, and the Nazis were the bad guys then too, in case that’s your thing as well.)”

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I read this in Ray Liotta's narrator voice from the into to "Goodfellas"........As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Realtor (slams trunk after putting in another yardsign/disposing of body...collecting vig either way)

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

One Million Internet Victory Points if you reported him to the manager.

I told him to fuck off and mind his own business.  That is why I was shocked I got called a Karen.  There was no threatening to call anyone else.  I can tell someone to fuck off myself.  

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I can tell someone to fuck off myself.  

Yeah, you can.......you salty Karen, you.  

On 7/27/2021 at 8:29 AM, smuggs said:

"As far back as I can remember, Real Estate has always been my passion."

That's fucking awesome.

 

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22 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:


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Oh Lawd, another woman with no upper lip.  It's an epidemic.

18 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Oh Lawd, another woman with no upper lip.  It's an epidemic.

Sometimes the apple is on the other side of the picket fence. You want her to starve?

The second video is better but the first is the start of it. I love how he keeps bringing up 9/11 because he was a fireman in LA. 

 

That dude is a loon.

So in the first video, he says the other woman speaking Spanish could be from Spain or Mexico, and that they were responsible for 9/11?  I've heard some anti-Mexico shit twisted up with September 11th by truly exceptionally stupid people...but I'll give that guy credit---I've never heard Spain dragged into the terrorism discussion.  Maybe he was referring to the Moops?  

Second video---you also have to give the guy props...he has a number of catch-phrases just locked and loaded, ready for deployment.  He speaks almost entirely in racist catch-phrases.  It's like he's reading from the Fox News chyron in a Wal-Mart in Jorts.  It's like the holy trinity of I don't know what.  

7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

That dude is a loon.

Definitely a trump supporter.  Hope he accosts someone crazier than he is.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

The second video is better but the first is the start of it. I love how he keeps bringing up 9/11 because he was a fireman in LA. 

 

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5 hours ago, Nivek said:

That dude is a loon.

Just another day working with the public.

When I started selling online, people warned me about weirdos. There are a few. About as many in a year online as you'll meet in a month at a store, or every week at a bar.

That guy sounds a lot like Dennis Hopper from the 1994 summer blockbuster, Speed

It’s amazing to see people who still haven’t caught on to the fact that everyone carries a video camera.  

4 hours ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

It’s amazing to see people who still haven’t caught on to the fact that everyone carries a video camera.  

They're not bright and think that they're representative of all Americans, which translates to all white people.  They're loons that I hope lose their jobs, neighbors, family and church member's respect.  The wonderful thing about assholes is they don't come with an off switch so they hang with other assholes and go home to be assholes to their loved ones.   What we're forgetting is that this rat fuck of a human being is the victim in all this, someway, somehow.  

4 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

They're not bright and think that they're representative of all Americans, which translates to all white people.  They're loons that I hope lose their jobs, neighbors, family and church member's respect.  The wonderful thing about assholes is they don't come with an off switch so they hang with other assholes and go home to be assholes to their loved ones.   What we're forgetting is that this rat fuck of a human being is the victim in all this, someway, somehow.  

While I remember similar-ish videos ‘starring’ black folk, I don’t remember an Asian making the “asshole shames themselves in a private business’ news. Of course, I’m wrong a lot, but I’m right in saying the Asian folk in that video weren’t having any nonsense.

On 8/4/2021 at 12:39 PM, Da Fino said:

That guy sounds a lot like Dennis Hopper from the 1994 summer blockbuster, Speed

The River's Edge, imo.

Possibly Frank from Blue Velvet.

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