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52 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Are we just all glossing over the fact that this asshole was a "wealth manager"?  He made money by moving other people's money around.  He contributes less to society than anyone working at that smoothie joint.

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He didn’t bang Penelope Ann Miller also, did he? 

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    btw, this is exactly why people choose to say "consequence culture" instead of "cancel culture". she didn't want her behavior recorded and shown to others.  why?  because she knew she was being h

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Dude wouldn’t have tried that at Waffle House.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Hopefully, pops fires a round through his ear hole.  POS knew he was trying to intimidate young girls, even going so far to reach them from behind the counter. 

They should have stood their ground.  The only thing to stop violent racists is a young SmoothieKing woman with a gun.

19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Dude wouldn’t have tried that at Waffle House.

Certainly not at Popeyes.

8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I had a girlfriend who had a serious egg allergy and it was always a couple of times around with the waiter/food service person to make sure we were clearly communicating that this is a severe allergy and not a preference. I don't know the whole backstory but my assumption is dad wasn't doing a proper job at that here, or in the case it is a peanut allergy and this is a smoothie place just... fucking picking somewhere else that doesn't use peanut butter in 90% of the food it makes with the same machines.

Never thought about it before but if I have a GF with a severe nut allergy, is it still ok to nut in her mouth?

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Never thought about it before but if I have a GF with a severe nut allergy, is it still ok to nut in her mouth?

Depends what you recently ate (seriously)

Dude wouldn’t have tried that at Waffle House.
I can think of no worse place for a person with food allergies to eat than a Waffle House. But yeah, he would have been cut up real quick at the Waffle House.
Well now Mr. Iannazzo has enough free time to make his own smoothies.

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Dude wouldn’t have tried that at Waffle House.

The video of that would have ended up with somebody yelling "WorldStar" within 30 seconds of him starting shit.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Dude wouldn’t have tried that at Waffle House.

 

every waffle house has a waitress with face tats, that chick would have FUCKED him up !


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I literally watched this episode tonight, so this hits close to home.
15 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

"I will come with every gun loaded" ... "uh, your 3 minutes are up.

 Next week in the aftermath of her school shooting rampage investigators will be saying it could have been prevented if there had been some kind of warning sign.

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Are we just all glossing over the fact that this asshole was a "wealth manager"?  He made money by moving other people's money around.  He contributes less to society than anyone working at that smoothie joint.

you do know where we are (lawyer central).  glass houses and all that.  

16 hours ago, Foosters said:

Yes, calling someone an "immigrant loser" because their skin is darker than you is racist. Or do we think that he knew her immigration status before the incident?

It’s not just racist, it’s Trumpian. 

15 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

And the best way to win an argument is to just be louder than the other guy.

And to wear a T-shirt that outlines your argument.

16 hours ago, Captainant said:

How else are the rich supposed to get richer??

Invest in smoothie joints.

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

you do know where we are (lawyer central).  glass houses and all that.  

I like being surrounded by lawyers because for once it means I am not the slackest bastard in the room.

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

I like being surrounded by lawyers because for once it means I am not the slackest bastard in the room.

Or the dumbest.

Just now, Macanudo said:

Or the dumbest.

I don't get it.

44 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

And to wear a T-shirt that outlines your argument.

It's all about the multi-media.

And to wear a T-shirt that outlines your argument.

Preach. Can’t tell you how many times my “FBI: female body inspector” t-shirt has gotten the deal done.
35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Preach. Can’t tell you how many times my “FBI: female body inspector” t-shirt has gotten the deal done.

 

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I like being surrounded by lawyers because for once it means I am not the slackest bastard in the room.

You are talking about lawyers. Please use “Simple Bastards” when referring to counsel, to honor the common law.
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:


You are talking about lawyers. Please use “Simple Bastards” when referring to counsel, to honor the common law.

So sue me. But wear one o them wigs on your head. Lawyers need to all wear them wigs on their heads.

Someday, we are going to see some of our own GQP posters getting caught via video doing something like the former Merrill Lynch douche.  

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So sue me. But wear one o them wigs on your head. Lawyers need to all wear them wigs on their heads.

Where else would I wear the wig - and why?
2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Someday, we are going to see some of our own GQP posters getting caught via video doing something like the former Merrill Lynch douche.  

Easily recognized by the tailored football jersey from China. 

49 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Easily recognized by the tailored football jersey from China. 

Hey, it's indistinguishable from the real thing!

On 1/25/2022 at 4:48 PM, Underdog said:

Hopefully, pops fires a round through his ear hole.  POS knew he was trying to intimidate young girls, even going so far to reach them from behind the counter. 

Wait… he was trying to do a reach around ?

They’re too old and most likely the wrong gender for his liking. 

I can understand the dad being angry but if your kid has a serious allergy, I would think you need to be more careful. Also, shouldn’t you avoid places that have peanut butter in the first place? Cross contamination could easily occur.

And in no situation do you violently confront and threaten teenage girls.

13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

And in no situation do you violently confront and threaten teenage girls.

Unless they cloyingly handcuff you to the headrest and then run off with your clothes, wallet and watch.  

6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

And in no situation do you violently confront and threaten teenage girls.

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Unless they cloyingly handcuff you to the headrest and then run off with your clothes, wallet and watch.  

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18 hours ago, Underdog said:

Unless they cloyingly handcuff you to the headrest and then run off with your clothes, wallet and watch.  

“Will I see you again?”

The best people, who really don't wanna work I guess:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/back-china-christian-school-teacher-184823897.html

A California teacher was fired and her husband, a city official, was placed on leave after video footage of their racist, anti-Asian tirade against another couple went viral over the weekend, according to reports.

My favorite part: 

Linfield Christian School, where Sandra Miller worked, boasts a mission “to develop and inspire students to know Jesus Christ as Lord, to love others as themselves, and to grow in knowledge and skill in order that they may serve the Lord and the world through their character and leadership.” In response to the video, the independent college preparatory school released a statement on Jan. 31, revealing Miller had been shown the door.

 

The best people, who really don't wanna work I guess:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/back-china-christian-school-teacher-184823897.html
A California teacher was fired and her husband, a city official, was placed on leave after video footage of their racist, anti-Asian tirade against another couple went viral over the weekend, according to reports.
My favorite part: 

Linfield Christian School, where Sandra Miller worked, boasts a mission “to develop and inspire students to know Jesus Christ as Lord, to love others as themselves, and to grow in knowledge and skill in order that they may serve the Lord and the world through their character and leadership.” In response to the video, the independent college preparatory school released a statement on Jan. 31, revealing Miller had been shown the door.

 

It’ll keep coming. They’ve been unleashed, empowered, and told that’s the right way to behave (and how DARE they suffer any consequences, that’s CANCEL CULTURE!”

I had a call with an insurance coverage guy today, and we ended up taking about how, over the last 4 years or so, we’re seeing more and more cases where settling or following any rational path is impossible, because the other side is absolutely unleashed nutbars high on rage, hate, and conspiracy theories. It’s ok to be a raging asshole now, and that’s not going away. It’s going to get worse.
35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It’ll keep coming. They’ve been unleashed, empowered, and told that’s the right way to behave (and how DARE they suffer any consequences, that’s CANCEL CULTURE!”

I had a call with an insurance coverage guy today, and we ended up taking about how, over the last 4 years or so, we’re seeing more and more cases where settling or following any rational path is impossible, because the other side is absolutely unleashed nutbars high on rage, hate, and conspiracy theories. It’s ok to be a raging asshole now, and that’s not going away. It’s going to get worse.

Somehow, it's all Biden's fault that he's fighting against the rights of these human plague bombs to go forth into public spreading deadly viruses.  

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So lemme get this straight - that dumb bitch went to a restaurant by a marina and wanted to rent one of the many personal boats that are docked at said marina?  It's no surprise she doesn't understand HIPAA.  Gotta say, the move the girl made when she asked for the manager was amazing.  

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11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I don't believe that video is real. Not because I don't believe folks aren't that dumb, but but the convenient videographer, the whole elevator game below the counter and back as the manager...that's some cutesy bullshit. When someone is confronted by an angry dipshit they don't know, they don't behave that way. They say "I am the fucking manager."

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't believe that video is real. Not because I don't believe folks aren't that dumb, but but the convenient videographer, the whole elevator game below the counter and back as the manager...that's some cutesy bullshit. When someone is confronted by an angry dipshit they don't know, they don't behave that way. They say "I am the fucking manager."

I think it's 100% real and the person recording whipped out their phone halfway through the exchange. I think the girl behind the counter noticed this and hammed it up. Either way, it's fucking hilarious

I nearly peed myself when the counter girl re-emerged as the manager. That's the best. 

 

faked, staged, whatever you want to call it.

But it could be real. That's what makes it great.

 

lulz. "My hippa law."

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think it's 100% real and the person recording whipped out their phone halfway through the exchange. I think the girl behind the counter noticed this and hammed it up. Either way, it's fucking hilarious

Yeah, I have no problem believing that's real.  Looks like just another rich, entitled, nutty, half-drunk white lady acting the fool in public.  You hate to see it.

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Gotta say, the move the girl made when she asked for the manager was amazing.  

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think it's 100% real and the person recording whipped out their phone halfway through the exchange. I think the girl behind the counter noticed this and hammed it up. Either way, it's fucking hilarious

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I nearly peed myself when the counter girl re-emerged as the manager. That's the best. 

If that's real, the woman working the counter is marriage material, because that was beautiful.

 

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Glad I'm wearing an old shirt after her voice made me bleed from my ears.

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