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4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Glad I'm wearing an old shirt after her voice made me bleed from my ears.

Only one to get her to shut up.....

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    btw, this is exactly why people choose to say "consequence culture" instead of "cancel culture". she didn't want her behavior recorded and shown to others.  why?  because she knew she was being h

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When did the Nanny become an influencer? What a sad insufferable cunt. 

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🤣 This guy right here!

"Well, too bad! Go someplace else... Go to Burger King.  Have it your way at Burger King!"

"Better yet, I don't want the food."  "You don't need the food!"

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On 2/12/2022 at 5:31 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Glad I'm wearing an old shirt after her voice made me bleed from my ears.

There is no accent worse than that northeast NJ/NY accent. It’s worse than nails on a chalkboard.

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

There is no accent worse than that northeast NJ/NY accent. It’s worse than nails on a chalkboard.

Finally something you got right. 
Good job. 

8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Finally something you got right. 
Good job. 

I take it all back then I’m obviously wrong if you and I agree fuck my day is ruined

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That lady was bat shit cray and/or tweaking out of her skull. But her sequined "blessed" hat puts that video on the top shelf.

Still think the cars being blocked should've called the cops on this lady.  And now that they have this on video, still should.  In fact--go after her with a lawsuit.  People need to learn to leave others alone the easy way or the hard way.  And if she's going to reach to her back pocket for presumably a firearm, what prevents someone else from enacting stand your ground law since Idaho subscribes to said policy? 

On 5/23/2022 at 9:22 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Buck Strickland: Son, what's the bad part of Memphis called?

Jody "Ray Roy" Strickland: Memphis!

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On 5/23/2022 at 10:13 PM, Blotto said:

A woman was handcuffed and another woman was escorted out of Arlington High School’s graduation, after the fight broke out

 

I'll give it to this crazy bitch - she definitely called the carpet square manufacturer and had a gown made of the exact Berber pile in #223 Sandalwood.

 

15 minutes ago, smuggs said:

 

I'll give it to this crazy bitch - she definitely called the carpet square manufacturer and had a gown made of the exact Berber pile in #223 Sandalwood.

 

so the carpet literally matches the drapes?

I'm not sure, all I see are two pasty white atrophied legs and a flip flop. She's like the Predator in no-see-um mode.

As a Black person, I can assure you I haven’t received any free shit
 

Written like someone who never figured out how to game the salsa bar at Taco Cabana.

Yikes. I actually like it when the shitstains aren't subtle.  Removing all doubt and such.

 

It's almost like somebody recently emboldened them...

Everytime I see one if these videos I wish I was back in college and it was happening at a restaurant I was working in.  So I could be in the back plucking pubes and sprinkling them all over their food like a nice chiffonade of italian parsley.

 

1 hour ago, threesheets said:

Everytime I see one if these videos I wish I was back in college and it was happening at a restaurant I was working in.  So I could be in the back plucking pubes and sprinkling them all over their food like a nice chiffonade of italian parsley.

If I was back in college and this happened at a restaurant I was working in, I'd be doing everything possible to get in Karen's pants, because you know she has a helluva lot of pent-up frustration about something else in her life and the sex would be amazing.

Getting out in the morning with your penis still attached to your body would be the tricky part.

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Which poster is this?

 

That's some undiagnosed mental illness.  I'll bet her family is really tired of it all.

54 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That's some undiagnosed mental illness.  I'll bet her family is really tired of it all.


they need to put her down 

Researching a role about him and a female roommate making a porno.  

I never minded loud raging customers when I worked retail. I just assumed their dog was run over.

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This is a new form of influencer/grifting/performance art. The same thing Alex Jones/Herschal Walker son/etc do to get attention and money. They do insane shit and ask for donations from stupid people. 

 

Below are her other grifts

1. Influencer of Van Life

2. Onlyfans account

3. GoFundMe from domestic violence. 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

She's been identified as Esmi Upton. This is going to be shocking for everyone to hear, but she's a realtor. 

1 hour ago, ultimaton said:

She's been identified as Esmi Upton. This is going to be shocking for everyone to hear, but she's a realtor. 

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I'm sorry I thought this was Mexico-America

6 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

This sadly reminds me of a couple incidents from my childhood. The exact same racial dynamics. <shaking my head>

3 hours ago, ultimaton said:

She's been identified as Esmi Upton. This is going to be shocking for everyone to hear, but she's a realtor. 

She's also a Catholic. Prince of Peace Catholic Church in Plano. Sucks for them, they're probably very busy right now trying to save their reputation instead of saving souls and whatnot.

 

EDIT: I'm just glad she didn't pull out a gun. But it's still painful when you realize that the women on the receiving end of that abuse could easily be your mother, sister, wife, etc.

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

I'm sorry I thought this was Mexico-America

 

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Looks like they arrested her Wednesday night.

 

You rubes are all about 12 hours behind.  There's an entire thread about her on Daily Texan.

Apparently it's fine to use racist language all game long without getting tossed:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/byu-bans-fan-for-racial-slur-directed-at-duke-womens-volleyball-player-during-match/ar-AA11aMtT

A woman identified as Lesa Pamplin tweeted Saturday, saying racial slurs were directed at her goddaughter, sophomore Rachel Richardson. 

She said Richardson was called a racial slur each time she served during the game. The issue did not end there, Pamplin said.

“She was threatened by a white male that told her to watch her back going to the team bus. A police officer had to be put by their bench,” Pamplin tweeted.

She directed some of her comments directly at BYU.

“You allowed this racist behavior to continue without intervening,” Pamplin said. “Apologizing to her parents after the fact is not enough. She will soon be sharing her story.”

BYU Athletics issued a statement Saturday, saying the fan was banned – and apologizing to the student athlete and Duke University.

 

Statement about disciplinary actions after the fact is too little, too late.  The man was making threats too, enough that they needed a police escort.  WTF is wrong with people, and at a religious university, too.   

 

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