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18 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Just gotta keep a container of salt nearby to deal with these snails Karens.

 

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  • henrygandorf
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    btw, this is exactly why people choose to say "consequence culture" instead of "cancel culture". she didn't want her behavior recorded and shown to others.  why?  because she knew she was being h

  • Horn Under a Bad Sign
    Horn Under a Bad Sign

    Hilarious.    

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On 11/10/2023 at 9:50 PM, speed817 said:

This is from last year but this is cracking me up.  Mostly with how the police officer responds....

 

That woman has some serious mental health issues. 

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

That woman has some serious mental health issues. 

I love this video so so much.  “Fuck you!” and ”fuck off!” to officer.   “Call the church people!” to the gaggle of Karens who answered her Bat (shit crazy) Signal. 

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I love this video so so much.  “Fuck you!” and ”fuck off!” to officer.   “Call the church people!” to the gaggle of Karens who answered her Bat (shit crazy) Signal. 

That was a pretty rough crew who came to have her back. I wouldn't want to mess w the woman in a sundress holding a container of leftovers. 

That was a pretty rough crew who came to have her back. I wouldn't want to mess w the woman in a sundress holding a container of leftovers. 
You know it’s pretty bad having to listen to the Karens all shrieking when the nearby lizard says, “Fuck it, I’m out of here!”
  • 2 weeks later...
1 minute ago, speed817 said:

TLDR; she's a cunt.  A lying cunt.  "I don't return my cart because I feel unsafe!  It's a known fact that 5% of alien abductions happen in parking lots while people are returning carts!"  Bullshit.  She's a self-important, lazy, entitled bitch who just wants to make up an excuse for herself.

In other words, she's a the typical American.

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

TLDR; she's a cunt.  A lying cunt.  "I don't return my cart because I feel unsafe!  It's a known fact that 5% of alien abductions happen in parking lots while people are returning carts!"  Bullshit.  She's a self-important, lazy, entitled bitch who just wants to make up an excuse for herself.

In other words, she's a the typical American.

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3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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I do curbside so I have no need for a cart. checkmate, libtard!

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

TLDR; she's a cunt.  A lying cunt.  "I don't return my cart because I feel unsafe!  It's a known fact that 5% of alien abductions happen in parking lots while people are returning carts!"  Bullshit.  She's a self-important, lazy, entitled bitch who just wants to make up an excuse for herself.

In other words, she's a the typical American.

In her defense, sometimes those cart returns are 15-20 feet from your car. 

We're not all Navy Seals capable of such extreme distances.

Phase 2 of the shopping cart test:  are you a decent enough human being to take a shopping cart from someone who is done with it and return it for them on your way into the store?

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Phase 2 of the shopping cart test:  are you a decent enough human being to take a shopping cart from someone who is done with it and return it for them on your way into the store?

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15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I do curbside so I have no need for a cart. checkmate, libtard!

Well excuse me Mr. Rockefeller, some of us a have Sears card with a limit.  

35 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Phase 2 of the shopping cart test:  are you a decent enough human being to take a shopping cart from someone who is done with it and return it for them on your way into the store?

Well… I’d probably just use it. But If they rub me the wrong way I’ll just stick it behind their car

5 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Well… I’d probably just use it. But If they rub me the wrong way I’ll just stick it behind their car

Yeah, if I'm doing a big run I'll use it, but I tend to go daily and only need a hand basket.  Butt paper and paper towels change that equation.  I need a bidet.

  • 2 weeks later...

So what happens to her now?  What's the likely punishment?

Is it enough that the entire world knows that Esmeralda Upton of Plano, Texas is a hateful, racist bigot?

EDIT: just found the obituary of her husband. He seems like he was a decent, upstanding guy.  https://obits.dallasnews.com/us/obituaries/dallasmorningnews/name/tom-upton-obituary?id=2141817
 

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7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

So what happens to her now?  What's the likely punishment?

Is it enough that the entire world knows that Esmeralda Upton of Plano, Texas is a hateful, racist bigot?

EDIT: just found the obituary of her husband. He seems like he was a decent, upstanding guy.  https://obits.dallasnews.com/us/obituaries/dallasmorningnews/name/tom-upton-obituary?id=2141817
 



She looks a little rough without all that makeup.

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She’s sentenced to 20 weekends in jail.  Yes, I’m serious.

32 minutes ago, Matuka said:

She’s sentenced to 20 weekends in jail.  Yes, I’m serious.

That's ok.  It's really ruining her entitled cooze day.

  • 7 months later...
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Here's where I saw it yesterday 

 

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Can't fix it. Oh well

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Am I supposed to feel sympathy for one of these guys?

Maybe for the unleashed dog

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Sauerhoff hid his IG. Huang goes into detail on the substack link in the NY Post story. Sauerhoff's MIL came by to try make peace, or that's what she claimed. Said her husband was a judge. It's in the substack. 

I'm on Huang's side. He asked the man to leash his dog. He says out of concern that his Dobie was getting bounced on. 

Huang is still available on his social media. Sauerhoff won't talk. 

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Sauerhoff hid his IG. Huang goes into detail on the substack link in the NY Post story. Sauerhoff's MIL came by to try make peace, or that's what she claimed. Said her husband was a judge. It's in the substack. 

I'm on Huang's side. He asked the man to leash his dog. He says out of concern that his Dobie was getting bounced on. 

Huang is still available on his social media. Sauerhoff won't talk. 

Dog owners that let their dogs off leash in public places that aren’t specifically off leash spaces (dog parks, etc) are assholes. My wife and dog were attacked by an off leash dog while they were out for a walk in our neighborhood several years ago.

1 hour ago, royiv said:

Dog owners that let their dogs off leash in public places that aren’t specifically off leash spaces (dog parks, etc) are assholes. My wife and dog were attacked by an off leash dog while they were out for a walk in our neighborhood several years ago.

As a dog owner, 100% this.  

It's always "oh, my dog is great, wouldn't hurt a flea, blah, blah, blah."  Yeah you dolt, until you put it in an environment with unknown dogs and stimuli it isn't used to.  Then you have no fucking idea what could happen.  Or what other people/peoples dogs could do to yours.  It's why we have leashed and unleashed parks.  

What as asshole.  

i mean hell, even DUKE got into a scuffle at the neighborhood biergarten last weekend...a four yoa male dachshund rolled up, and they were just fine until they weren't! but... they were both leashed and tiny so we just pulled lol.

i'll say this... that dog had about 4 lbs on Duke (hey, when you're sub-10 lbs that's a lot!)... and Duke had him pinned on the ground in about 3 seconds.

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heh 😊

 

Apparently Matt Sauerhoff was in the Sopranos.....

 

The manhattan gym bro is a huge piece of shit. He tried intimidating Huang by saying Huang didnt live there. Now I’m as far from woke as possible but getting pissed at rightfully being called out for breaking the law, then trying to kick out a well dressed minority from your “high class” building just because…?… well no reason. Yeah go fuck yourself racist gym bro. 

the funniest thing is that Huang is an actual famous person while gym rat is a never was.

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  • 6 months later...

Flower Mound, TX. After this video made the rounds, this Karen was doxxed by her own daughter. 
 

 

1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

Flower Mound, TX. After this video made the rounds, this Karen was doxxed by her own daughter. 
 

 

She'll be a Texas state rep or congresswoman within 4 years.  After raising a bunch of money for her being "cancelled" by "the woke mob."  Mark it down.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

She'll be a Texas state rep or congresswoman within 4 years.  After raising a bunch of money for her being "cancelled" by "the woke mob."  Mark it down.

“You know what … you know what … you know what?”

I hate that is possible. But, the krazy Karen kunt made me laugh at her ridiculousness. I feel bad for the daughter. It is one thing to experience this sort of racist lunacy in the privacy of home, but for the tirade to become viral? Shame to the hell.

  • 2 months later...
On 5/24/2024 at 1:49 PM, TreatyOak said:

That woman has some serious mental health issues. 

Some poor bastard is either married to her or used to be.  

12 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

The blonde at the bar and the guy that made her eat pavement should get free drinks forever. Fuck this cunt.

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The blonde at the bar and the guy that made her eat pavement should get free drinks forever. Fuck this cunt.

You might enjoy this thread...

 

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13 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

 

 

14 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

Worst part of that was the fucking portrait mode and the text covering up some of the action.

On 11/25/2022 at 3:20 PM, cactusflinthead said:

She has been banned from Uber

I realize this is a couple years old but...this chick thinks she's white?

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31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

but...this chick thinks she's white?

Yep. I wonder if she's been informed differently since then.

 

Edit: I don't think she's been conclusively identified. She escaped except for being banned from Uber.

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On 2/27/2025 at 12:45 PM, cactusflinthead said:

Huang is still available on his social media. Sauerhoff won't talk. 

All I need to know is that his name is Sauerhoff.

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