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    btw, this is exactly why people choose to say "consequence culture" instead of "cancel culture". she didn't want her behavior recorded and shown to others.  why?  because she knew she was being h

  • Horn Under a Bad Sign
    Horn Under a Bad Sign

    Hilarious.    

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8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

We’ve got a new contender. Actually dropping n-bombs. 

 

He's a little ahead of you. 

Still worth a reset.

 

of course she's in the 15 item or less lane, with a fucking basket FULL of groceries !!!!!

fuck that bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

also, wood 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

of course she's in the 15 item or less lane, with a fucking basket FULL of groceries !!!!!

fuck that bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

also, wood 

She would probably let you raw dog it.

4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

She would probably let you raw dog it.

In the parking lot 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

In the parking lot 

Is that what they’re calling anal these days?  I can’t keep up with you kids and your terminology. 

6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Raw dog means no condom

Which is why I didn’t quote that part.

IMO, any Mgr worth a shit would've been justified planting her face into that floor but I'm sure the bean counters at HQ would throw a conniption over the pending lawsuit Varuca Salt would've levied on them. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Someone on this site has to know this person.  

 

how did she get a full basket of groceries? how did she get in the store and obviously shop for some length of time without a mask if it was required? 

after the Trader Joe's setup story i'm suspicious of these over the top public tantrums 🤨 these jackasses are trying to start shit.

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

What’s a male Karen called?

 

 

Definite Karen. Always speaking with the Mr. Manager

 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Someone on this site has to know this person.  

 

I get her frustration.  You ever tried to smoke meth while wearing a mask?  

59 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Which is why I didn’t quote that part.

A parking lot is where people park their cars.

20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

“The K word”

Bitch, shut the fuck up.

 

I honest to God thought she'd end her rant with "Namaste", but she ended it with "Karma" so (person of) color me surprised.  she did have one valid point, the "Karens" among us aren't always just middle-aged white women with bad haircuts, they come in all forms.  But otherwise, all this woman was doing was campaigning to be the new leader of the Karens.  Their next move is not to berate people up to questionable (in their minds) behavior.  but rather to protect their rights to stir shit up.

If one of y'all doesn't show up to the next rally with a sign that says, "Karens for Trump"...I'll be sorely disappointed.  

karen is a gender neutral meme. We all have karens in our lives. Snapping back with an "OK karen" to a dude paralyzes them. 

God bless surly women for understanding the meme and how it does not apply to any of them.

Some of you dudes, on the other hand, . . . 

 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Someone on this site has to know this person.  

 

If that’s the Fiesta off Ross I was there earlier today.  Must have missed her.

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Of course that bread is white.

And the walls are painted white. The chalk is white. And even the paper is white. This is the white devil’s conspiracy.
7 minutes ago, SameSame said:

If that’s the Fiesta off Ross I was there earlier today.  Must have missed her.

Or she missed you. With a package of steaks.

karen is a gender neutral meme. We all have karens in our lives.

I really thought you were going to transition into the Three Amigos speech.
10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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She needs a queso bath - Shank

Did they ever figure out who that biking asshole was that attacked that little girl on that bridge?  I remember something about the original guy identified wasn't him, but I assume after a month...the right guy was unmasked?  

27 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

karen is a gender neutral meme. We all have karens in our lives. Snapping back with an "OK karen" to a dude paralyzes them. 

God bless surly women for understanding the meme and how it does not apply to any of them.

Some of you dudes, on the other hand, . . . 

 

Man. I’d have whipped that motherfuckers ass The second he approached that child. 

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Did they ever figure out who that biking asshole was that attacked that little girl on that bridge?  I remember something about the original guy identified wasn't him, but I assume after a month...the right guy was unmasked?  

Yes they arrested a guy and he admitted to it.  It wasn’t the cop they first identified, just some 60 yr old asshole from the area.

If that’s the Fiesta off Ross I was there earlier today.  Must have missed her.
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2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Raw dog means no condom

*RayDog

 

Im bout to cross kick a bitch for wanting cheese on her fajitas. and if they were chicken I will toss in a swami kick at no charge

ahh i see. looks like beef. sad beef. not the only sad beef at the table either

2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

of the abondoned Golden Corral

Only if it's AAA.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

“The K word”

Bitch, shut the fuck up.

 

 

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

karen is a gender neutral meme. We all have karens in our lives. Snapping back with an "OK karen" to a dude paralyzes them. 

God bless surly women for understanding the meme and how it does not apply to any of them.

Some of you dudes, on the other hand, . . . 

 

Surprised by your post @Bama Chick, especially calling Faith a bitch. I sweater god, not trying to mansplain (I am a white dude, full disclosure), but despite @washparkhorn's declaration, Karen is not a gender-neutral insult. Yes, you can call a man a Karen, just like you can call a man a pussy, a bitch, a cunt, etc., but the point of calling a man these things is to further emphasize that women are inferior to men in some way. This is far from gender neutral. The behavior that many white women display is absolutely terrible and is certainly a result of weaponizing the privilege they have, but I am not sure that we as a culture really need another pejorative term aimed at women. Doing so gives cover to the behavior / comments that Faith noticed, about further emphasizing the gender / looks / quality of the targets using even more misogynistic language.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

I really thought you were going to transition into the Three Amigos speech.

For some, shyness might be their Karen. For others, a lack of education might be their Karen. For us, Karen is a loud obnoxious bitch who wants to speak to our manager. 

2 questions:

1.  While y’all are critiquing the bitch at MiCo, you are all focusing on the wrong thing.  Why the fuck would you willingly eat fajitas at MiCo when there is a Lupe Tortilla nearby?

2.  When did a mediocore NBA player become the voice of reason for our society?  I see Rex f’n Chapman quoted all over this site.  How the fuck did that happen?

24 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Crossposting a true Karen. 

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Lives in Key Largo no less?  This will end well.....

Two snowflakes defending their Gallery Furniture showroom house from unarmed people walking down the street.

They are very eager to kill each other with this muzzle/trigger discipline.

Love 2 flag the fuck out of my spouse

25 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

2 questions:

1.  While y’all are critiquing the bitch at MiCo, you are all focusing on the wrong thing.  Why the fuck would you willingly eat fajitas at MiCo when there is a Lupe Tortilla nearby?

2.  When did a mediocore NBA player become the voice of reason for our society?  I see Rex f’n Chapman quoted all over this site.  How the fuck did that happen?

i thought he just posted funny videos on twitter, no idea he'd been in the nba

What’s a male Karen called?
 

More of a bitch than a bitch. AKA Mitch!

2.  When did a mediocore NBA player become the voice of reason for our society?  I see Rex f’n Chapman quoted all over this site.  How the fuck did that happen?


Propaganda by dick riding Hugo and the gang. IOW, he says political shit they like.
4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 


Propaganda by dick riding Hugo and the gang. IOW, he says political shit they like.

come on you like block/charge

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

come on you like block/charge

He can't like anything liked by those racist libtards. 

He can't like anything liked by those racist libtards. 

Much like the ‘Eyes’ got co-opted by the old school racists. Rex got co-opted by the cowardly racists of today.

I'm sure you'd love to move to the Villages at some point to be with your people. 

I'm sure you'd love to move to the Villages at some point to be with your people. 


Couldn’t be any worse than staying next to you and getting the cops called on me every day. While you post your faux outrage on Surly about the harassment.

LOL
4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 


Couldn’t be any worse than staying next to you and getting the cops called on me every day. While you post your faux outrage on Surly about the harassment.

LOL

 

That makes no sense. We don't live in the same city. You really love to pull the victim card when it suits you. 

4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

A parking lot is where people park their cars.

But a you don't park in a parkway

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