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#3302
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

 Then there's some dudes that just fall ass-backwards into marriages with sexy, intelligent, funny, sexy (again) women and you look at the guy like, him?  Really?  That man?


That was me. My ex was an extremely vivacious knockout, and when @Horn_Spanker  met her for the first time, about three minutes later he turned to her and said "let me get this straight ... A woman like you is marrying this loser?"



 

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#3305
14 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

That was me. My ex was an extremely vivacious knockout, and when @Horn_Spanker  met her for the first time, about three minutes later he turned to her and said "let me get this straight ... A woman like you is marrying this loser?"

It's not football.  You always want to outkick your coverage.

#3306
1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

he's lying

he sent no pm

Well shit, must’ve sent it to someone else by mistake. 

#3307
19 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

high quality GIF

I mean, I definitely get off short, chonky, powerful chicas with brains and pizzazz. But this is definitely not everyone's thing by a long shot.

I mean, yeah, sure , there are lots of gay guys out there.  Point taken.

#3308
16 hours ago, Rimbo said:

yeah well I'm hot

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

PM sent

Always start such a message to a hot person with with “A/S/L ?” And follow it with “Are you a cop?  You have to tell me!”

#3309
23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Always start such a message to a hot person with with “A/S/L ?” And follow it with “Are you a cop?  You have to tell me!”

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#3310
15 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


That was me. My ex was an extremely vivacious knockout, and when @Horn_Spanker  met her for the first time, about three minutes later he turned to her and said "let me get this straight ... A woman like you is marrying this loser?"



 

OK, but she didn't stay married to you.  

#3311
14 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

OK, but she didn't stay married to you.  

True. She always did have good taste. I guess everybody makes the occasional lapse in good judgment.

#3312
1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

True. She always did have good taste. I guess everybody makes the occasional lapse in good judgment.

I absolutely counted on that in my younger days 

#3314
On 6/8/2024 at 5:54 PM, Sawbonz said:

I absolutely counted on that in my younger days 

That and "daddy issues" were about the only shot I had. 

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#3315

This is so great

 

This is absolutely the best thing you’ll read today https://t.co/wiXei4jZta

Here's a taste:

 

It is going to be impossible for me to feel very sorry for a guy who describes himself—first thing!—as “pro-Trump” when he gets done in by Trump-style lying, bulls–t, and low-lifery. You buy the ticket, you take the ride. At least Matt Gaetz knows what he is: He’s a parasite, and happy to be one. He’s thrilled to be a leech on the body politic—a round little tick on the big American national scrotum that is the Florida panhandle—until the host organism either dies or somehow works up the self-respect to flick him off. Absent that, he’ll remain a bloodsucker pumping the political equivalent of Lyme disease into the political bloodstream.

#3316
On 4/27/2024 at 9:23 AM, Leeroy Jenkins said:


Yeah it was posted on our Class FB page. Then it was removed. Maybe it was too early to announce? Hopefully. The guy mentioned was a very good guy but I haven’t seen him in some time. I don’t think he went full MAGA.

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It is not lost on me that, if what Florida’s 1st Congressional District wants is a “Trump Republican,” then Matt Gaetz is exactly what the witch-doctor ordered. And so I asked Dimmock: “From a certain point of view—and it is my point of view—what you’re doing is trying to beat one dishonest, disreputable, dishonorable man so that you can go and do the bidding of a different dishonest, disreputable, dishonorable man.” Yeah: Gaetz is Gaetz—but Trump is Trump, too, and Dimmock insists he is a “Trump Republican.” And how in the hell does a self-styled “Trump Republican” have it in him to complain about anybody’s character: Matt Gaetz, Joe Biden, Pol Pot, etc. 

Oh, but Mr. Radical Candor has an answer for that!

“I think Donald Trump is being targeted by a politically motivated prosecutor. And that’s the only comment I have on that.” 

 

On 4/26/2024 at 7:37 PM, Leeroy Jenkins said:


Never mind. Apparently I was given bad info.

Yes. Yes you  were. Gaetz is a fucking idiot with no moral compass, so his allegiance to Trump is understandable. Most of the people that I have met who attended USNA were  not idiots, which makes Dimrock's desire to nuzzle Trump's nuts a bit more concerning.  Unless I completely misunderstand what they teach at the military academies these days. 

#3317
5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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If this guy wants to get elected he should just tell everyone his name is Ronny Johnson. 

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#3318
8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Most of the people that I have met who attended USNA were  not idiots, 

My best friend is a Colonel in the Air Force.  He leans right, but understands all the issues with Trump/MAGA and agrees.  He seems to think military brass is pretty 50/50 when it comes to politics.  Studies would seem to prove that out.

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#3319
OMG! Kevin McCarthy CALLED OUT Matt Gaetz when he tried to interrupt his CNN interview “He’s got an ethics complaint of sleeping with a 17 year old.” Republican infighting is a beautiful thing!

 

I’m no fan of Kevin McCarthy but Matt Gaetz is absolutely disaster.What a sad display from a sad man at the RNC Convention.🙄

 

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#3321

It gets better...

“Shut up, Gaetz”Look how quickly Matt Gaetz backed down after getting confronted for being the grandstanding dork he is!Listen to how quickly the bass left his voice and he started looking like a cornered animal.Chef’s kiss. That just made my day.

 

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#3323

Ha, the Republican National Convention is basically a middle school lunchroom with press going around

#3324

Matt, "Only came to Milwaukee to do things McCarthy.  Drink some beers and kick some ass!  Looks like we're almost outta beer."

Other Guy, "Dude, get the hell outta here.  You're being an asshole." 

 

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#3325
59 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It gets better...

“Shut up, Gaetz”Look how quickly Matt Gaetz backed down after getting confronted for being the grandstanding dork he is!Listen to how quickly the bass left his voice and he started looking like a cornered animal.Chef’s kiss. That just made my day.

This dude is awesome. Who is he?

 

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#3326
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

It doesn't matter who he is. Didn't you hear him???

But he sounds a lot like this guy to me.

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#3327
4 hours ago, That Guy said:

That’s awesome. It doesn’t matter who I am you’re an asshole. 

Preceded with "Shut up, Gaetz."

Gaetz reminds me of that drunk frat guy mouthing off at Whataburger at 3 AM on a Saturday . . . "hold me back, bro, hold me back!"

#3328
“Senior citizen” - I suppose that’s the reality in the mirror… 😂🤷‍♂️https://t.co/Ye3euBSzE1

has been critical of Trump, and supported others who were critical as well. he did support desantis though. And his twitter is just silly pandering

 

#3329
 
He's the guy in the GOP who wants everything to go back to when you had to secretly be a piece of shit.
#3332
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Brotox™

 

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#3335
22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Brotox™

 

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#3337
21 hours ago, pacman said:
“Senior citizen” - I suppose that’s the reality in the mirror… 😂🤷‍♂️https://t.co/Ye3euBSzE1

 

I always thought Sting had more of an English accent.

#3338
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Brotox™

 

'Brotox'?  More like 'Blowtox', amirite?  No, I will not make out with you /billyM

#3342
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Rape charges still "imminent"?

To his face, yes. 

#3344

like, it's obvious that he's on drugs and is a lunatic, right? 

i mean, i know i've hated gaetz for pretty much forever, so i know i'm biased, but thast display on the rnc floor with mccarthy, and then that face...i mean, it's like we are playing knights of the old republic and we are watching the cost of using the dark side in real fucking time.

#3345
20 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

like,

, right? 

i mean,

and then that face...i mean,

just out of curiosity, do you have a pre-teen or teenage daughter, hayden?

just joshin' ya, bruv

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#3350
On 7/16/2024 at 4:59 PM, mdmost said:

McCarthy should've said "okay Butthead". 

That's literally all I can see whenever I see his face.

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