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Usually, your counsel will tell you to just shut the fuck up.  I'm guessing his counsel is a frat brother who's in over his head, or Gaetz doesn't listen very well:

 

https://www.axios.com/matt-gaetz-sexual-misconduct-investigation-2755fd4f-f72e-4283-b8ac-9233c952b914.html?utm_campaign=organic&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=twitter

 

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Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), one of the nation's rising-star conservative firebrands, told Axios he is under federal investigation for sexual activity with women, and fears being criminally charged.

What he's saying: "The allegations against me are as searing as they are false," Gaetz said in a 13-minute phone interview with Axios. "I believe that there are people at the Department of Justice who are trying to criminalize my sexual conduct, you know when I was a single guy."

Axios reported earlier Tuesday that Gaetz has privately told confidants he's seriously considering not seeking re-election, and possibly leaving Congress early for a job at Newsmax.

 

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The big picture: Gaetz, 38, said the specifics of the allegations are "unclear," and he said he's been told "very little." But the New York Times reported late Tuesday afternoon that the Justice Department is investigating Gaetz "over whether he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him."

"The allegations of sexual misconduct against me are false," Gaetz told Axios. "They are rooted in an extortion effort against my family for $25 million … in exchange for making this case go away."

Gaetz sent Axios screenshots of text messages, emails and documents outlining the alleged extortion scheme, which he claimed was being run by a former DOJ employee. The Justice Department declined to comment.

 

 

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Sounding shaken, Gaetz said that for weeks, he and his father been working with the FBI in the Northern District of Florida on the extortion case. Gaetz said his lawyers were informed by the Justice Department that "I was not a target but a subject of an investigation regarding sexual conduct with women." 

Asked what the charges could relate to, Gaetz said: "I have definitely, in my single days, provided for women I've dated. You know, I've paid for flights, for hotel rooms. I’ve been, you know, generous as a partner. I think someone is trying to make that look criminal when it is not."

Gaetz said he was "absolutely" confident none of the women was underage.

 

 

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panama city, underage girls, criminal allegations...

i feel like i've seen this movie before.

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Usually, your counsel will tell you to just shut the fuck up.  I'm guessing his counsel is a frat brother who's in over his head, or Gaetz doesn't listen very well:

 

https://www.axios.com/matt-gaetz-sexual-misconduct-investigation-2755fd4f-f72e-4283-b8ac-9233c952b914.html?utm_campaign=organic&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=twitter

 

 

 

 

 

So basically he paid for a 17 year old to fly to him and fuck him in a hotel room.

9 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

PizzaGaetz

totally stole that and hashtagged it on twitter

Holy fucking shit.  I mean, at this point, I really shouldn't be surprised.  But I'm totally fucking surprised.

I suppose it’s a sign of progress that he’s been caught with a live boy and a live girl 

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

panama city, underage girls, criminal allegations...

i feel like i've seen this movie before.

Ho. Lee. Fuk.

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Did he only have to pay for a child’s pizza buffet taking her out to dinner ?

No, it was free. She had one of these:

 

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The whole point of both pizzagate and Q was a misdirection to distract from the fact that Trump had fucked underage girls provided to him by Epstein. Always accuse your enemies of what you did or are doing. It apparently has worked for trump. Not so much Matty boy here.

Poor guy caught up in a deep state plot to bring him down !!!! 
 

bwahahahahahA

25 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

panama city, underage girls, criminal allegations...

i feel like i've seen this movie before.

Matty was just offering ‘‘em, the BBD. 

33 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

PizzaGaetz

You're on fire with the last two posts.

Might the speculation of his potential departure from the House be somehow tied to this? The timing would suggest "yes."

25 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

While I hope this is true, cause Gaetz is a douche, I'd be more apt to believe if it was 17 year old boys.

Yep. I saw the headline on the NYT and was confused because I thought Nestor was older than 17.

THE COURT: Ok. I’m going to set this for 3 day. 
 

SMITH: the prosecution requests 12 your honor. 
 

THE COURT: What?

SMITH: 2 days for our case.  One for defendants.  9 for impeaching the credibility of the Defendant, which is basically reciting the last 4 years. 

34 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Holy fucking shit.  I mean, at this point, I really shouldn't be surprised.  But I'm totally fucking surprised.

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34 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

While I hope this is true, cause Gaetz is a douche, I'd be more apt to believe if it was 17 year old boys.

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

this 100% needs to happen 

42 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

No, it was free. She had one of these:

 

Pizza Hut Book IT Button : nostalgia

OnLy 90s KiDz WiLl Get ThIs!

23 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So is he getting indicted or what?

Lol no

Honestly, with the markets being shit and work being a beating, this news made my fucking day. Yeah, I may not be a nice person.

51 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

No, it was free. She had one of these:

 

Pizza Hut Book IT Button : nostalgia

The Book It pizza party was the shit! Most of my minutes were Calvin & Hobbes too. 

I always knew this guy was a fucking cuntface. 

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This country is going to hell. Gaetz needs to learn to tap his foot under a bathroom stall in an airport like a decent,  God-fearing GOP congressman. 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The three people said that the examination of Mr. Gaetz, 38, is part of a broader investigation into a political ally of his, a local official in Florida named Joel Greenberg, who was indicted last summer on an array of charges, including sex trafficking of a child and financially supporting people in exchange for sex, at least one of whom was an underage girl.

Sugar Baby crack down? That could be...interesting

A 38 year old with a 17 year old you say?

 

 

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on a separate note, did we ever find out who the chick was from his gas-mask photo?

asking for a friend.

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

on a separate note, did we ever find out who the chick was from his gas-mask photo?

asking for a friend.

I've wondered if she was a staffer.  But yeah.

 

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You can't make this shit up. 

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2017/12/29/florida-rep-matt-gaetz-was-literally-the-only-person-to-vote-against-an-anti-human-trafficking-bill

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On Dec. 19, Gaetz cast the lone "no" vote on a widely bipartisan human trafficking bill that passed unanimously through the U.S. Senate in September before sailing through the House by a count of 418 to 1.

The only member of Congress to vote no on the human trafficking bill. 

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s going to be live on tucker Carlson 

Having sex on TV isn’t going to help. 

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s going to be live on tucker Carlson 

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18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Quien es mas macho?

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

panama city, underage girls, criminal allegations...

i feel like i've seen this movie DVD before.

FIFY.

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