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I managed to procreate... or so my wife says.
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17 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I bet that walking frat paddle has paid for at least 5 abortions, though. 

That would mean he's had sex and I don't think that is a foregone conclusion.

Just so I'm clear, Gaetz is definitively fucking his page, right? 

He came from Cuba (legally, of course)

because all a cuban has to do to legally be here is to get here. 

2 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Just so I'm clear, Gaetz is definitively fucking his page, right? 

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Is this Gaetz sister?

 

Its okay Matt, my great uncle was also a life long confirmed bachelor who also had a much younger cuban boy who lived with him most of his life.  

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is this Gaetz sister?

 

Its okay Matt, my great uncle was also a life long confirmed bachelor who also had a much younger cuban boy who lived with him most of his life.  

Yeah! How dare the media not know that my immigrant-hating, white GOP brother secretly adopted a Cuban man!

my friends all like to give me shit for not having any children.  mostly because i don't have any children.

Wow, Gaetz just outed himself.  I don't know how he thought this would stand up to scrutiny.

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the venmo one...is weird.

this whole fucking situation is weird. i think matt gaetz was fucking this guy, something was going to come of it, and he manufactured this conflict and subsequent revelation as a way to head off the scandal at the pass. holy fucking shit, this guy.

I’m confused.   How old is Nestor, now?

Just now, Lobo said:

I’m confused.   How old is Nestor, now?

old enough.

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

I’m confused.   How old is Nestor, now?

19 i think.

That photo of him and Nestor in the Florida state house floor has to be from several years ago.  The young man had to already be 18+

37 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Just so I'm clear, Gaetz is definitively fucking his page, right? 

It would appear so.

So, at 30 Gaetz "adopted" a teenage boy.

Also, the argument in the committee was about black children and here comes Gaetz with "my son is Cuban."  M'kay.

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, at 30 Gaetz "adopted" a teenage boy.

Also, the argument in the committee was about black children and here comes Gaetz with "my son is Cuban."  M'kay.

An adopted teenage boy that he never mentioned before today as well. 

“off to university” ???

Wonder who runs his Twitter account? Sounds like it isn’t an American. Bygaw! First it was a foreigner kid and now he is giving jobs to Euros. Who da fuck does he think he is? God Bless America!

Seriously, he is from South Alabamastan (aka North Florida), that isn’t a phrase you here often there.

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

hahahaha holy shit "helper" as in "helps me get my rocks off." 

jesus, dude, nobody cares if you are gay, except every existing republican.

it's too much. it's just too much.

 

8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

This is just so fucking weird. 

seriously. the final season of America is bonkers

41 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

the venmo one...is weird.

this whole fucking situation is weird. i think matt gaetz was fucking this guy, something was going to come of it, and he manufactured this conflict and subsequent revelation as a way to head off the scandal at the pass. holy fucking shit, this guy.

As far as I can tell, this all started last night on Twitter with some guy looking through Gaetz’s Venmo friends which were public. It started with the tweet below, then another guy spots Nestor and screenshot it. People start commenting. A few hours later Gaetz comes out with the story about his son.

 

This is going to be glorious.

23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all this timeline is BANANAS.

It isn't real.

1 minute ago, Foggy Notion said:

As far as I can tell, this all started last night on Twitter with some guy looking through Gaetz’s Venmo friends which were public. It started with the tweet below, then another guy spots Nestor and screenshot it. People start commenting. A few hours later Gaetz comes out with the story about his son.

 

Cash.  Always cash.  Fucking amateurs.

I can't wait for the tear filled press conference where Gaetz tries to explain all of this.

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By Gaetz logic since I'm married to a Mexican I can now tell an Inuit what it's like to be cold.

Just in case this wasn't all weird enough.  

katie hill, pioneering the science of wet blanketry. 
 

 

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She's fucking Nestor, too.

Katie’s just jealous that she didn’t fuck Nestor first.

There are 2 options.  He's gay or his district is so rascist that he thinks knowledge of his non-white child would be a detriment to his political career.

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