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On 7/30/2021 at 9:51 PM, Sawbonz said:

 

So are we going with a B&W photo to evoke some sort of 1960s Civil Rights vibe?

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Remember the good old days when you could just waltz in and out of state and federal detention facilities all willa nilla?

Not the thread bump I was hoping for.  

Whatever deal cutting the FBI is doing better be good (de Santis-level) if this is going to drag on into the middle of August.

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4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Is it imminent?

Two weeks!

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Is it imminent?

Eminent.

LMAO... 

When you say kicked it means she used those hideous feet.

 

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Interesting thread.

That guy is pretty damned legit (he led the NY AG's office case against Trump U), and this was an interesting comment

 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That guy is pretty damned legit (he led the NY AG's office case against Trump U), and this was an interesting comment

 

He's either not a bad witness or he has some real shit on Gaetz.   Hoping it's the 2nd but I'm not holding my breath.

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Here's sort of the latest from Snell.

 

 

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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

LMAO... 

When you say *gorillaed* it means she used those hideous feet.

Could not resist changing it.

 

 

Just dropping by the say Fuck Matt Gaetz

*follow me for more interesting insights.....

7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Interesting thread.

 

Yes, yes it is.

 

 

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5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That guy is pretty damned legit (he led the NY AG's office case against Trump U), and this was an interesting comment

 

I bet he winds up being as full of shit as everyone else in this deal.

Someone needs to make a loser leaves town bet with Tristan. I’m tired of waiting on this loser Gaetz to get kicked out, but more tired of the Billy and April routine.

Lulz. I will never again look at photos of MTG and not see Dog the Bountyhunter. 

So their fundraising tour results in a fat deficit against travel expenses. I'm sure matt insisted on nothing lavish. How could it have gone so south? Poor MTG. All that effort and she's left with nothing but campaign debt, no committee participation and those goddamned gnarled feet. This tyranny won't stand, man. 

34 minutes ago, Chooky said:

So their fundraising tour results in a fat deficit against travel expenses. I'm sure matt insisted on nothing lavish. How could it have gone so south? Poor MTG. All that effort and she's left with nothing but campaign debt, no committee participation and those goddamned gnarled feet. This tyranny won't stand, man. 

MTG considers any tour where she doesn’t lose any more toes to be a win.

Should we merge this thread with the Mueller Thread of Fail?  Cause that’s what it’s fucking sounding like. Lucy and the football man. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Should we merge this thread with the Mueller Thread of Fail?  Cause that’s what it’s fucking sounding like. Lucy and the football man. 

It's a pretty good thread.  Gaetz is not the draw that he pretends to be.  When word gets back to Daddy Trump that Gaetz performed poorly and that MAGA didn't come out for him, Gaetz will probably have to sleep outside.

Like Hawley, Gaetz is now useless to Trump.

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Someone needs to make a loser leaves town bet with Tristan. I’m tired of waiting on this loser Gaetz to get kicked out, but more tired of the Billy and April routine.

Any updates on those two?

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

So their fundraising tour results in a fat deficit against travel expenses. I'm sure matt insisted on nothing lavish. How could it have gone so south? Poor MTG. All that effort and she's left with nothing but campaign debt, no committee participation and those goddamned gnarled feet. This tyranny won't stand, man. 

It wasn't a total loss. There's the video of her giving the thumbs up while some guy on the beach is calling Gaetz a pedo to his face.

21 hours ago, Underdog said:

LMAO... 

When you say kicked it means she used those hideous feet.

 

It'd be like getting kicked by a giant, flightless, prehistoric bird.

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It'd be like getting kicked by a giant, flightless, prehistoric bird.

While not flightless, the shoebill stork bears a striking resemblance to Marjorie:

Shoebill | Shoebill, Shoebill bird, Pet birds

She's probably more pissed that he didn't make a pass at her than she is about losing the money.   She seems all about the attention, and to have her hotness ignored would not set well with her, I imagine.

20 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It'd be like getting kicked by a giant, flightless, prehistoric bird.

Like a cassowary?  

bird talk not going away

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Like a cassowary?  

Like a Moa, but uglier and more vicious. MoaTGreene.

very dinosaur:

 

Most people don't know this but Marjorie is the one that made the demon footprints in Paranormal Activity.

 

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3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

She's probably more pissed that he didn't make a pass at her than she is about losing the money.  

She's past the age of consent, so Gaetz wasn't interested.

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She's past the age of consent, so Gaetz wasn't interested.

I mean, that's the joke, but it has little bearing on that wooden stump's ability to get outraged and upset without getting nuance. She'd probably be apoplectic if the exhumed body of Liberace didn't want to fuck her either. 

26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She'd probably be apoplectic if the exhumed body of Liberace didn't want to fuck her either. 

Well, she does have options.

Behind the Candelabra: Michael Douglas on Kissing Matt Damon | PEOPLE.com

She's more like the elusive Horny-billed Chihuahua.

 

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