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I wonder which toe-less wonder can kick the ball farther, MTG or Tom Dempsey?  

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I wonder which toe-less wonder can kick the ball farther, MTG or Tom Dempsey?  

MTG. Because Tom Dempsey is dead, Jim.

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

MTG. Because Tom Dempsey is dead, Jim.

Long live Star Trek.

  • 2 weeks later...
14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And still not arrested. 

Yeah, but he's married.

Does that mean when they get divorced she gets half of his prison rations? 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

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I laughed entirely way too hard at this tweet.

 

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

That's very romantic.

Was the reception held at Chuck E Cheese? 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

Gaetz gonna marry everybody 

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Gaetz gonna marry everybody 

Well, he married rich, so A) she can't be compelled to testify against him (as mentioned) and B) if there were no prenups he may have access to a lot more money for better lawyers.

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well, he married rich, so A) she can't be compelled to testify against him (as mentioned) and B) if there were no prenups he may have access to a lot more money for better lawyers.

Her brother is rich due to oculus, but I'm not sure she has all that much money. 

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So....

Also, I think that there are some other things that are exempt from that spousal privilege.  

Eddie Murphy Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

 

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

Her brother is rich due to oculus, but I'm not sure she has all that much money. 

I had heard somewhere that she had a piece of that.  Even a small piece would be more than Matt has.  Even if she doesn't, she's traveling in the same circles as some very wealthy folks, based on her social media.

Looking around, I came across this.

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According to her LinkedIn, Ginger is currently a student at Harvard Business School Online, where she is studying sustainable business strategy. She previously studied economics and accounting at the University of Santa Barbara between 2012 and 2016. Currently, Ginger works as a food analyst for the company Apeel in Santa Barbara in California. She’s been with the company since last year.

“My company went totally remote in March so I can do my financial analytics from anywhere,” she told the outlet. “So I have been traveling with him everywhere. I am his travel buddy.”

Alex, what is "what if Fitlump had a wealthy brother?"

Was the reception held at Chuck E Cheese? 

Nah, Gymboree.
5 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So....

 

Also, I think that there are some other things that are exempt from that spousal privilege.  

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  • 3 weeks later...
No more bumping unless he's dead, how bout that?

So we gotta wait til after he wins the presidency?
11 minutes ago, bluto said:


So we gotta wait til after he wins the presidency?

This doesn't look like a "he's dead" bump.   Shit, now I just bumped it. 

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It’s adorable that the comments to that tweet think something will come out of this. 

I fucking knew this bump would be much ado about nothing.   Imminent arrest, my ass. 

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I fucking knew this bump would be much ado about nothing.   Imminent arrest, my ass. 

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It’s adorable that the comments to that tweet think something will come out of this. 

There are no consequences for members of The Party, because The Party is bigger than any laws, any system, any country. The Party is supreme, and can only be obeyed, never defied. Do not doubt the Holy Truth, apostates and heretics.
It’s adorable that the comments to that tweet think something will come out of this. 

There are no consequences for members of The Party, because The Party is bigger than any laws, any system, any country. The Party is supreme, and can only be obeyed, never defied. Do not doubt the Holy Truth, apostates and heretics.

So basically, Dems are going to use all their time as Congressional majority, investigating and when it's time for trial, their time as majority will be up.  Does this seem accurate?  Is the real trial just going to be held over twitter in the public eye?  Just going to run out the clock pretending to do something meaningful for Democracy.  Everyday there's a new Gotcha headline with no end, trial, repercussion in sight and subpoena's that seemingly don't mean shit.    

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How off am I?  Because I don't want to be anywhere near correct. 

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

So basically, Dems are going to use all their time as Congressional majority, investigating and when it's time for trial, their time as majority will be up.  Does this seem accurate?  Is the real trial just going to be held over twitter in the public eye?  Just going to run out the clock pretending to do something meaningful for Democracy.  Everyday there's a new Gotcha headline with no end, trial, repercussion in sight and subpoena's that seemingly don't mean shit.    

frick-all-that-steve-buscemi.gif      

How off am I?  Because I don't want to be anywhere near correct. 

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Nobody is investigating anybody because lots of somebodies are in on it...  allegedly.

That asshat cannot die soon enough. And I wish it could happen at the hands of Milley. With Trump watching while awaiting his turn.

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sorry, no arrest, but this self-own is ALMOST as good:

 

That's glorious (why does my phone try to autofill "gloryhole" when I type glorious?  I've been hacked!!)

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

That's glorious (why does my phone try to autofill "gloryhole" when I type glorious?  I've been hacked!!)

Trying to figure out why mine autofills "dumpsterslut" when I type "dumpster fire"

Mine also does dumpsterslut whenever I type Guilfoyle. 

That's glorious (why does my phone try to autofill "gloryhole" when I type glorious?  I've been hacked!!)
You sir, must be a closeted aggie mascarading as a left coaster. The only boat you really own is a jonboat.
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